Teaching my toddler the word “doppelgänger” in case his brother is born with a cat allergy and he needs a non-ableist way to say “stop copying me.”

I think it’s hard to argue that if you say “what up dog” and a dog immediately gets up, you’re not doing something right. Right?

It’s a cool biological adaptation that just as boys get old enough to stop absolutely coating their faces in food every meal, they begin to grow facial hair. Like somehow evolution just knows that male faces are genetically gross when directly exposed to the elements.

His MC Name is (((Dr. Dreidel)))

I knew parenting would entail improvisation; I didn’t realize it would involve so much interpretive dance.

🎶 Baby’s Sharp do do do do do do 🎶

As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

It all first started when the Roomba ran over his foot on a full moon.

Kingsford Match Light Charcoal Commercial Recorded May 14, 1995 on WDIV/NBC 4 in Detroit, MI #commercial #barbecue #grilling #charcoal #Kingsford #NBC

A rare African penguin chick has hatched at the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa, marking the first time in nearly 17 years the species has been born on the property. Details: https://www.khon2.com/maui-news/african-penguin-chick-hatches-maui/ 

Performance from the We Shall Someday Project. #alabama #freedomriders #performance

Fumo Patchouli Knowledge Music of the Day 359: The Who - Pinball Wizard Tommy (1969) · Rock This mage plays a mean pinball

He said they didn’t “collect” videos… the word salad is amazing by Todd… sure they didn’t collect they were given… nice try Todd.

But we knew this would happen… same with AIDS.. 😔

Kitty IQ test. #caturday

🏠 Introducing Dialogue 1 at #WUF13: The global housing crisis: what is the plan? Across the world, 2.8 billion people still lack access to adequate housing. Addressing this crisis requires bold ideas, coordinated action and global dialogue.

Join Laadi Ojas in the newest episode of Skeletal Leap as he explores the dual nature of stress—biological and psychological. Learn how chakra alignment and skeletal reposturing can help you manage stress and transform your life. Tune in now for valuable insights!

Jon Moxley derailed the best run of Kyle O'Reilly’s career last year, injuring him and costing him a spot in the C2. Now, O’Reilly has gone the distance with Mox and earned his shot at the #AEW Continental Title Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV

Superspeed Frozen Spear Sorcerer for Diablo 4 Season 13 — gear, paragon, rotation, and boss burst tips to hit quadrillion damage. Full guide: haplogamingchef.blogspot.com/2026/05/diab... #Diablo4 #D4Season13 #FrozenSpear #Sorcerer #Speedfarm #ARPG #Gaming #Loot #Endgame #Blizzard

How many of y’all know the true origins of Memorial Day? Sign up for my human rights newsletter — always paywall free — and support my advocacy: qasimrashid.com/subscribe.

🚨FAKE NEWS ALERT🚨 Fox & Friends swapped in old footage to hide Trump wore a baseball cap at a dignified transfer. Because nothing honors fallen soldiers like editing reality to protect a grown man’s image. Even state TV would blush.

For someone who I felt often flubbed writing Cap, this is a hell of line for him. Also this one of those best line in MCU I alluded to.

What????? 🔊🔊🔊

Good morning! Come on and enjoy this magical feast! #unicorn #grokimagine

Fix Stardew Valley Low FPS, Lag, Stuttering, Crashing & Boost Performance | Online Gaming PC Optimization Service #StardewValley #Stardew #Valley #FPS #LowFPS #GamingPC #PC #Lag #Stuttering #GameOptimization #Freezing #BSOD #Bluescreen #Error #Gaming #Game #Gamer #Games #Steam #Viral #Shorts #Reel

#Chinese online streamers working in production-line conditions

In a special conversation with The New York Times foreign affairs columnist Thomas Friedman on Washington Week with The Atlantic, Friedman confessed to moderator Jeffrey Goldberg that he has "no sources" in the Trump administration.

Veterans know best that in America there are No Kings.

I.C.E. is a government-operated domestic terror organization. 🇺🇸

@joyannreid.bsky.social and I have the same question: When will Jared Moskowitz finally talk to his constituents? Moskowitz already ducked a town hall with Indivisible. FL-23 deserves a rep willing to meet people on the issues they care about. I'm Oliver Larkin, and I won't hide from voters.

Happy Tuesday everyone 👋🏾

While we are not working or shopping in solidarity with Minnesota, please enjoy my cats murdering my first crochet project! (I clipped out the safety eyes, embroidered new ones, and marinated it in catnip overnight. They ignored it till it was drugged. 🤣) #catsofbluesky #catsofsolidarity

Why is Cenk Uygur hanging out with Benny Johnson?

Thank you, community Toys for Joy was a powerful reminder of what’s possible when people come together with open hearts and shared purpose. #holiday #ToysForJoy #CommunityCare #Oakland #Gratitude #HolidayGiving #MerryChristmas

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** Don’t Throw Away Your Success — Know When to Walk Away Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 357 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #RealTalk #LudwigKaiser #WWE

Living your life open and honestly is a breath of fresh air.

Shia LaBeouf motivational speech "Just do it" with the music of Naruto Shippuden "Experienced Many Battles" #ShiaLaBeouf #GreenScreen #Template

New Mexico is subsidizing internet costs for low-income families. 👀 On Priorities Podcast, @keelyquinlan.bsky.social is joined by @ilsr.bsky.social's Christopher Mitchell to discuss the program's merits & how to drive internet costs down. 🎙️ 🎧➡️ statescoop.com/radio/new-me... 📽️➡️ youtu.be/p3r82GJ51DY

🤼Kotozakura looked like he was going to pull this one out but slips a little and Gonoyama slaps him down. Really thought this was Koto's chance to break the 8-7 streak he's been on since I started watching. Looks like I was right but not how I thought. At 2-7 his ozeki run may be over. Gonoyama 7-2.

Today In Star Wars History… The First Ads #StarWarsHistory

Ladies, don't be so rough on the guys. 🤣

The Wealth Gap: How Inequality Hurts American Power – Steve Hendrix with the “Global Minute” #WealthGap #Inequality #Economy #Power #Democracy #SteveHendrix #ForeignPolicy #InternationalAffairs #GlobalSecurity #ForeignAffairs #GlobalMinute

In a recent PCC webinar, Elation Health's Sara Pastoor outlined AI's opportunity to ease administrative burden. This is especially true in updating an Electronic Health Record (EHR), what she calls a primary care clinician’s “living room." Learn more: thepcc.pub/techsolution...

If you're looking for some actual good news about the world, the latest episode of Total Nileation will give you just that! Link in bio.

New major update is out, introducing wires between energy generation and consumers: improving visibility and making the overdrive system more obvious! More new features and bugfixes available in the update post: store.steampowered.com/news/app/334... #realtimestrategy #rts #rtsgame #indiegames

The IDF spokesperson confirms that Air Force units were targeted by Hezbollah terror organization commands during attacks in Zor.

#CircusCharlie #Arcade #CommodoreC64/128/MAX #FamilyComputer #NintendoEntertainmentSystem #MSX #Platform

Jo-Ellen ABSOLUTELY clocked Liz here. There really is no reasoning with her. It’s either you’re with me or you’re against me mentality. Liz thinks because she’s the oldest that everyone needs to bow down to her, and that’s just not how life works #RHORI

Common contaminant a cancer risk for children. Found in cosmetics, shampoos as well as in processed meats, fish, and cheese. #healthnews #environmentalhealth #cancerprevention #parentalert #sciencenews www.instagram.com/p/DYVKgMZNb7b

THANK YOU!!! to the roughly 6,800 people that showed up to No Kings 3 in Johnson County, KS this morning!! This is just one small section of the SIX MILES of people lining Metcalf!! We appreciate every single one of you. 💙 #nk3joco @indivisible.org @50501movement.bsky.social @maddow.bsky.social

🚨🚨🚨hot estonian man is skating to dirty diana next season and a magic mike body roll is involved🚨🚨🚨

📹 Vídeo | Una fuerte explosión en una fábrica de fuegos artificiales en Malta deja dos heridos

Mercedes Mone defeats Alex Windsor to advance in the Owen Cup. A really good match between these two. Mercedes will now face the winner of Persephone vs. Hazuki in the Semi-Final. #AEWDynamite

Krieg gegen das Bargeld: Was steckt dahinter? Prof. Max Otte spricht auf AfD-Wirtschaftstag in Dresden 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪💙💙💙💙💙

The Liberals will spend 5% of Canada's GDP on defence. That's a greater share than the US spends to maintain over 800 military bases and engage in foreign wars. The PBO estimates this target will cost Canadian taxpayers $159 billion a year. How do the Liberals plan to pay for it?

InterLink will take another major step toward Private Mainnet. Every mission completed, every verified identity, and every active community member helps build a stronger Human Network #InterLink #ITLG #ITL

The Cup is in the building. 🏆 The #StanleyCup Final between the /GoldenKnights and /Canes begins TONIGHT at 8p ET on ABC, /Sportsnet, and /TVASports.

Happy Friday everyone 🥰😎🥳