Rubik: “separate all the colors on my magical cube to prove you’ve got a high IQ.” Nice try, eugenics propaganda dweeb, but I don’t think I will.

Nobody show this to Rini. Instead, show yourself to @myqkaplan.bsky.social’s new special (also titled “Rini,” in what I can only assume is a hilarious coincidence). youtu.be/y0uf9i_z-Aw

It’s time to admit that a small but apparently non-trivial part of my child’s cognitive development will be determined by the fact that sometime in the early ’90s I happened to watch Benny and Joon on VHS.

It’s a pity “Grampa’s Treadmill” isn’t an Olympic sport, because my kid would be number one with a butt-flip. (Obviously this presumes some kind of “Toddler Olympics,” which I think we can all agree is coming to America within a decade, whether or not we beat back fascism.)

Trying to give my kid the old college head start by teaching him all the essential ping pong ball tricks for rush week. (I assume—Oberlin didn’t have frats, so I just had to pledge a vegan book club. Now I suck at ping pong and enter a trauma fugue around lentils.)

It’s devastating to me that my kid is still so young and yet already so much better at clubbing than me (I assume, I’ve never really been clubbing to judge against. It’s mostly just this with champagne, yes?)

“So act that you use humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other, always at the same time as an end, never merely as a means.” — Immanuel Kant, talking about my kid trying to get a stray cat to tickle his feet when the cat clearly has ends of its own it’s pretty busy tickling.

I knew parenting would entail improvisation; I didn’t realize it would involve so much interpretive dance.

As a Jewish father, I’ll never have to tell my kid Santa isn’t real. But one day I am going to have to tell him that Roomba’s parent company, iRobot, went out of business. So yeah… let’s just say I get it.

In which my son demonstrates an early aptitude for our people’s most ancient tradition: complaining, even when everything is going great.

On May Day in LA, police descended upon protesters in waves outside the Metropolitan Detention Center. LAPD lined up and dispersed the initial crowd and left. They returned several times before kettling and arresting protestors, press, as well as pedestrians in the area.

Daredevil #1 is out today from @marvelcomicshqs.bsky.social check out @juanreadscomic.bsky.social #NCBD video review now! #comics #daredevil

Trump’s ballroom is another example of this administration’s misplaced priorities. Americans see that — and they don’t support it.

The Joe Ryan experience

ESPBEN: Indiana Fever Getting Hit Hard and Some Still Weren’t Called #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

I’ve just accepted that nothing will ever top that night

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Day 97 Post #TotalKneeReplacement Surgery Morning PT Exercises. Yesterday was a LONG day but Austin (my new knee) feels pretty okay today! Progress, not perfection.

We are proud to share this video announcement for the 8th International Congress on Borderline Personality Disorder and Allied Disorders, taking place from 7–9 September 2026 in Lausanne, Switzerland.

Rift of the Burgerpants

Stay safe out there ladies #single #reaction #trending

Sang

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7 years after the Alberta government made post-secondary schools sign the Chicago Principles of free speech, the University of Lethbridge charged Frances Widdowson with trespassing. It's time the Alberta government enacted legislation drafted by the Justice Centre to administer penalties. #ABpoli

"I love America. Not because it’s perfect -- but because it’s possible. A country of a million stories, a thousand voices, and one idea: that you can become something greater than where you started." - @williamhe.bsky.social

U.S. Army veteran Jon Gundersen on Trump's Arc: "This is not a monument to veterans. This is a monument to the ego of one man…It's disrespectful for veterans. It's not the way to honor veterans. So we decided to do a lawsuit."

Fika is a reminder to slow down and savor the moment. Baking something simple, enjoying it with coffee, and taking a quiet pause can turn an ordinary day into something special. Learn how to find joy in the simple things ➡️ a.co/d/0fOjCSaH #fika #swedishlagom #lagom #baking #coffee

Aaron Parnas Peter Thiel flees America over concerns of its future.

Every single time we hit a girls' school with a Tomahawk missile, a Raytheon executive makes a profit.

Cathedrals and Zeeland charm. ⛪⛵ Salisbury’s iconic spire vs. the historic market of Goes. Which one has the more peaceful vibe? #salisbury #goes #zeeland #ukvsnl #cathedral #travelnl

Somatic healing is trending. The science is 800 years old. Baduanjin, a Chinese movement practice, was just validated in a major cardiology journal for stress regulation. Slow movement plus nasal breath activates the vagus nerve and signals safety to your nervous system.

me after realizing i can’t say “nigga” ethically no more:

"It's man against the machines": Tymur Fatkullin, a former aerobatic pilot, is now using his professional skills to defend Ukrainian skies. Together with his team, Tymur intercepts Russian "Shahed" drones - black drones in the black night. #AureFreePress #Ukraine

"This is what happens when you don't stand up to a bully, the #russian terrorists will push and push when there is little or no resistance!" 🤔 From t.me/pravdaGerash... "We should strike #Rzeszów just out of curiosity and see what happens. Drop an #Oreshnik there with pinpoint accuracy.

Boredom makes bad decisions. Standards make better ones. Most people don’t fall off track… they just get tired of being patient. Choose discipline. Even when it’s quiet.

Deep breath!! COYG!!!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥 #Arsenal #COYG #AFC #Gunners #Championsleague #UCL

Trump: I don't care about the midterms

Dr. Jill to Joe

That Demented Felon MUST BE STOPPED #endlesswar #iran #congress #blacksky

LeBron James gets emotional after his tribute video in Cleveland

If I can finish my little project I need a voice actor eeehhh i think need a guy who can sound kinda hot idk (idek how to add voicelines in this fuckass engine so I need to figure that out if I really want that or not lmao) i’m trying not to pass out rn and it’s only like 16:05

On February 28, in the temporarily occupied Donetsk region, pilots of the 412th "Nemesis" battalion of the Unmanned Systems Forces hunted down the radar of the S-300V anti-aircraft missile system using a Ukrainian-made middle strike weapon.

🎾 #Tennis #RolandGarros Karolina Muchova wins the last 5 games to take the 1st Set from Anastasia Zakharova.

The Israeli occupation aircraft carried out a double-tap strike in the town of Deir Qanoun En Nahr in southern Lebanon. The attack began when a family was targeted, resulting in the killing of the father and his young daughter. Text/source @alqudsnewsnet.bsky.social

Check out our May monthly refreshers page which features essential updates, including our latest newsletter, important Pharmacy Show updates, details about our latest partnerships and our brand-new theatre. 👉 Access updates here: bit.ly/43feHGH #PharmacyShow #PS25UK

Alan's Conservative Countdown Updates...Again!

INCOMING STAKES! Mr. Papagiorgio, your Continue? is ready. We put it all on the line of the VEGAS STAKES (for Super Nintendo). Will we get robbed or will we help a poor soul pay for their daughters very real operation? You never know what will happen next on The Strip.

I shouldn't be surprised that Romero tried to work with what he knew when he wrote the script. I just didn't expect the documentary to be picking b-roll footage from my brain for depicting it.

President #Trump excels at making promises.

Need a happy place to escape to? Why not come to Ova Magica🌻💚 #JRPG #lifesim #farmsim #inspiredBy #HarvestMoon #Pokemon #StardewValley

On this day in 2023: At Double or Nothing, The Elite battled the Blackpool Combat Club in Anarchy in the Arena, with Violent Idols performing “Wild Thing” LIVE. A wild match with Konosuke Takeshita attacking Omega before Wheeler Yuta picked up the win over Omega. (via AEW)

Rubio says that if Iran ever got nuclear weapons, they would use them due to their theological nature. He compares it to North Korea but worse, stating they could destroy Israel with impunity.

Will Ospreay with a kick like a guillotine and Mark Davis had no chance to run or get off the floor Is this how Ospreay's Wembley dreams stay alive as #AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max

Nobody panic or anything but OUR GAME IS OUT TOMORROW

#trump #netanyahu #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/mxf8dvfm

What do you think of the BBC dub of Urusei Yatsura from back in the day?

Director and Producer Angus Wall shares about how it's all in the details during our Spring Showcase Q&A for BEING EDDIE. Stream it for free June 3-4 & watch the full post-screening Q&A with Angus Wall. 👉 RSVP by 6/3 at 11am ET to watch. www.docnyc.net/being-eddie/

Check out my Newsletter discussing The Hidden Inventory Playbook: 14 Off-Market Deal Sourcing Strategies Every Investor Should Know #RealEstateInvesting #OffMarketDeals #CommercialRealEstate #DealSourcing www.linkedin.com/pulse/hidden...

Repost by @JamCristopher Relive Kawhi’s Top Plays of the Season 🎥🖐🏾 Click to see original repost