One of the most important parenting skills is knowing when to say no to your toddler — ideally before they get their tiny little hands on a sharp knife.

In which my son demonstrates an early aptitude for our people’s most ancient tradition: complaining, even when everything is going great.

It’s important to give your kids a healthy sense of self-esteem. Sometimes that means helping them with a puzzle and congratulating them like they did it themselves. Sometimes it means stuffing them in a sack and calling them a leg genius.

As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

A tired toddler is a lot like jazz: loopy, hard to follow, and I could listen to it go on and on—but I get why people find it annoying.

My kid loves two things: watching videos that I took of him, and yelling at me to stop recording videos that I am currently taking of him. And paradoxes.

I know the Adam and Eve story isn’t meant to be taken literally, but it really does feel like men got there first when they were handing out gender roles. Like Adam had already given all the predators badass names and was like, “Great first day.

Welcome back to everybody’s favorite game show: IS IT 💩?

And people said I was a fool, A FOOL, to make my baby stay up all night watching The Chair Company on a loop.

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

The complete database compiled #Epstein project exposing the #coverup. They are also starting a crowd sourced project on #Discord with tips reported for investigation on #Courier #EpsteinFiles #Courier

#NBA West Playoffs, Round 2 - Game 2 Lakers @ Thunder

Historic Soccer Triumph, Sinner’s Grand Slam Chase, and Usyk vs. Verhoeven Predictions #sports #sportnews #football #soccer #nba #nfl #tennis #f1 #athletics #sportshighlights

National Popular Vote Gains Ground, Maine's Free College, and D.C.'s Voting Evolution! Episode link: https://play.headliner.app/episode/32811702

Publication day!!! The first of my new Second World War naval adventure series, For Those In Peril, is out now! - authentic historical adventures following twin brothers serving with the Royal Navy and the Merchant Navy during the Second World War. getbook.at/ForThoseInPe...

finished this one off today with an inscription from "light years ahead of our time" by kula shaker, check it out of ya like some groovey tunes. havnt done one quite like this before, but always good to follow an idea and see where it goes #facejug #folkart #wildclay #catawbavalley #pottery

Jewish-American orthopedic surgeon Mark Perlmutter, who worked in Gaza, said Israeli soldiers took two Palestinian children, tied their hands behind their backs, and buried them alive at Nasser Hospital — their cries muffled by the dirt poured over them.

📌 Ολοκληρώθηκε η αναγόρευση του Ευάγγελου Βενιζέλου σε επίτιμο διδάσκαλο, στην αίθουσα τελετών του ΕΚΠΑ. 🎥 Δημήτρης Κουνιάς #iefimerida #ευάγγελοςβενιζέλος #ΕΚΠΑ #αναγόρευση

THE CELEBS CAN'T BELIEVE IT 🥹 TRACY MORGAN IN TEARS SEEING HIS BELOVED KNICKS REACH THE FINALS ♥️ Original post

$NEHC is scaling AI infrastructure in the Permian Basin. Energy, helium, and hyperscaler talks are powering what’s next. 🔗 bit.ly/NEHC-AIInfra #AI #Helium #PermianBasin #NASDAQ #DigitalInfrastructure #EnergyInnovation #stocks #stockmarket #helium #heliumstocks #commodities

The Galaxy's Edge Explorers are back in Batuu West to watch the BDX droids return. After traveling Disney Parks and cruise lines worldwide since 2024, Oskar, Grek, and Red are home for a limited time. They performed a programmed, choreographed show this visit.

FOX6 News is saluting graduating high school seniors on Tuesday, May 27, 2025.

sorry if it’s TMI, but in a first this morning, Saffron squatted 4 separate times on our first walk.

Trump brushed off his own son's wedding by saying "I'm going to try and make it" because of "Iran and other things." Then he calls his own flesh and blood "a person I've known for a long time." Imagine being such a soulless lizard that you talk about your child like an old coworker.

🎥 EDGE VIZ (tracking data): Mitch Marner scores for the Vegas Golden Knights on a wrist shot (10:41 remaining in the the 2nd period). #VegasBorn

Avondje democratie ondermijnen in combinatie met opruien van Wilders “Dit land is van jullie. Niet van D66 niet van asielzoekers, niet van de asielindustrie, niet van de Haagse elite, niet van de burgemeester van Den Bosch. Deze stad is van jullie en van niemand anders.”

Remember when Donald Trump was in a Pizza Hut commercial? 🍕💀 The 90s Stuffed Crust Pizza ad with Trump and Ivana might be one of the strangest celebrity fast food commercials ever made 😭 Full video up now! 👀 #DonaldTrump #PizzaHut #90s #Commercials #FastFood #Retro #StuffedCrustPizza #FoodHistory

Jennifer Welch reveals the "mind-bending audacity" of the Israeli Foreign Ministry’s recent rhetoric. She highlights the irony of state "war crime" accusations while Gaza is devastated, arguing these lectures on democracy are used to evade accountability. #HumanRights #Gaza

Studios didn’t hire me because I had no experience in gaming… so I decided to make my own. Here’s my first indie game: Maseylia – Echoes of the Past. It’s an action-platformer imagined as a 3D metroidvania: backtracking, unlockable abilities, exploration, combat… And it’s inspired by Moebius.

Reform’s Treasury spokesman gave the wrong answer about their flagship deportation policy on national television. Their home affairs spokesman publicly corrected him on X. A party that cannot agree on its own core policy has no business asking to be trusted with government.

California Attorney General Rob Bonta is challenging President Donald Trump's recent executive order that attempts to restrict mail-in voting for elections. Bonta co-led a coalition of 23 attorneys general and the governor of Pennsylvania in announcing a lawsuit.

Get the latest NEWS about all my books, including upcoming BEER POUR promos on the UPDATES page on my website listed above. #booksky #BskyBeer #romancelandia #news #updates #website #sophiajanehaydendotcom

Wart Defeated 'Super Mario Bros. 2' NES

Anish Kapoor’s Cloud Gate sculpture in Chicago’s Millennium Park on a perfect spring day.

WWE WRESTLEMANIA 42 LIVE WATCH PARTY This Saturday & Sunday 4PM ET LIVE ON YOUTUBE/Twitch The most unscripted, uncensored & unbiased wrestling coverage! Even the wrestlers are watching! We are the Wrasslin’ fans united! Link Above! #WFU #W4LN #WWE #WrestleMania #wrestlemania42

📣 AAFA’s 2026 Allergy Capitals report explores the most challenging places to live in with #pollen allergies. Here are the top 5 (out of 100):   1. Boise, Idaho 2. San Diego, California 3. Tulsa, Oklahoma 4. Provo, Utah 5. Rochester, New York   Learn more: aafa.org/asthma-aller...

No one chooses to be a refugee, but we can choose how we respond. @tirrcvotes.bsky.social @seiu.org & @32bjseiu.bsky.social We Don't Play!💜 #unionsforallnetwork #SolidaritySeason

I had great fun talking to Grado for his party leader series ahead of the election on 7th May! 💚 Full interview available here: youtu.be/hdHMCZvcoRo?...

The extremism of Istaeli culture cannot be overstated. "Most of us here are guys whose views are extreme right. It's death to Arabs, across the board. For me, a five-year-old Arab child is the terrorist of 20 years from now. Every Arab."

TONIGHT, FRIDAY APRIL 3rd 2026 !!! 7PM - 3AM STATIK SELEKTAH & FRIENDS PRESENTS A HIP HOP & R&B ROLLER SKATING JAM AT XANADU 262 STARR STREET BROOKLYN, NY 11237 DJ’s STATIK SELEKTAH DJ EVIL DEE DJ BOOGIE BLIND EVEN IF YOU DON’T SKATE, YOU CAN STILL PARTY WITH US !!! TICKET 🔗 IN MY BIO !!!

I hope you are happy to be waking up to some amazing news. - won on not prosecuting people for ending their own pregnancies - 185-148 - won on protecting telemedicine 191-119 - won on pardoning hundreds of years of women criminalised by abortion law 180-58 - won on not creating a new offence of obta

That’s the end of Day 1 for us here at #UKSGRed26. We’re off to create a new save point in our beds for a few hours. We’ll see you all tomorrow (later?) at 7 am GMT for more speedrunning goodness as we continue to raise money for Crisis!

LISTEN: A 12 News viewer in Cumberland captured the loud boom on camera. https://www.wpri.com/weather/what-was-that-loud-boom-heard-across-southern-new-england/ 

VanEck CEO: "Central banks haven't come on board. Corporations haven't come on board. It's basically been some financial investors through the ETFs but not many institutions. Why would you expect some big change in the price of Bitcoin when nothing has happened?"

"People are forever changed by the experience of spending time in one of these detention centers." @ahylton26.bsky.social and @stephruhle.bsky.social discuss the realities of Trump's immigration detention centers on the #Nightcap.

Und hier nun SQ in voller Pracht und Aktion, bewegt, in Farbe und mit Ton. 😂 #SQ #Eichhörnchen 🐿️ #SQCam #BirdBuddy #Balconylife #Wildlife #München

🔥 The latest JumpMap trailer is here! Wishlist now and try the demo: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3058710/JumpMap #indiedev #LetsPlay #steamdeals #PCGamer

#ICYMI The male suspect who died in the officer-involved shooting in Cass County has been identified. https://bit.ly/4tZpxv5

This man does nothing but spew hateful rhetoric & cause more division between the Political Party’s & the American people. This country will never be united or great under trump! And that’s 100% facts! 💯

April is #GlobalVolunteerMonth. Our CEO Dr. @cliffordhudis.bsky.social expresses a heartfelt ‘thank you’ to our volunteers for their time, thought leadership, and expertise. Thank you for your service to ASCO today & every day! Get involved: https://bit.ly/47ypYmV

La primera vez que me salieron estos monotes si me espante... ya luego hasta divertido resulta enfrentarlos.... #Videojuegos #Pragmata #Switch2 #Capcom

A lighthouse is a very optimistic object when you think about it. A lonely tower standing in the freezing darkness, blinking endlessly into storms, hoping somebody out there still has enough sense not to crash into the rocks. #Lighthouse #StormySeas #Moody #Arthouse #AnalogVibes

Indoor feetpaws assembly in progress!

A canyon. Two cliffs. One deadly trap. General Wang chose this battlefield—but why? Detective Di questions the strategy while armies prepare to clash. In war, terrain decides fate. One wrong move ends everything. Was it genius or suicide? ▶️ https://genteel.biz/c2nw #cdrama #detectivedi #strategy

Military History is important and can give us the language to describe the current administration. Enjoy! PS We are at FUBAR!

compulsive wishcasting for an AI “bubble” and its burst belies the outrageous compounding developments in the field we are approaching something like *a* takeoff, and it sounds like bsky.app/profile/arst...

InterLink is entering a new phase of ecosystem development — moving beyond infrastructure and toward real applications, or dApps, designed to bring practical utility into everyday life. Read the full explanation here: medium.com/@Tjandra75/t...

Israel takes Beaufort castle, deepens Lebanon push Headlines we drew from: Israel seizes Crusader-era Beaufort castle as Netanyahu orders forces deeper into Lebanon, the largest advance in years (CNN, BBC) Netanyahu describes the fortress capture as a "decisive shift" against Hezbollah; European…

Oh no. Did wittol dwonny haz a wittol tantrom? Those horrible judges won't let him do anything fun (illegal).

We need to believe in representative democracy.