My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

My kid loves two things: watching videos that I took of him, and yelling at me to stop recording videos that I am currently taking of him. And paradoxes.

As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

Rubik: “separate all the colors on my magical cube to prove you’ve got a high IQ.” Nice try, eugenics propaganda dweeb, but I don’t think I will.

Threw baby his first surprise sting operation.

Kid slipped on a banana speell.

And people said I was a fool, A FOOL, to make my baby stay up all night watching The Chair Company on a loop.

I think it’s hard to argue that if you say “what up dog” and a dog immediately gets up, you’re not doing something right. Right?

A tired toddler is a lot like jazz: loopy, hard to follow, and I could listen to it go on and on—but I get why people find it annoying.

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

BREAKING: "Threatening the life of the president of the United States will never be tolerated by the Department of Justice." Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche briefs the press after a grand jury indicted former FBI Director James Comey for a second time. www.ms.now/deadline-whi...

What’s wrong with these people? They act like they can waltz into any country they please and just seize it, like a bunch of barbarians.

Scanned and uploaded to @archive.org: This 1967 #filmstrip, part of a unit on Asia, introduces students to then-modern Japan. VIEW AT YOUR OWN PACE: https://uncom.cc/c7t07

I am continuing to push for better access to medicines where there are currently shortages. Medicines that support those with ADHD and menopause are life-changing, and it is unacceptable for constituents to be left without the care they need.

The current provision of IVF under the Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and Berkshire West ICB does not meet NICE guidelines and fails to reflect demographic evidence. I have called the Minister to re-evaluate decisions like this in healthcare, which are currently being made primarily on affordability.

Fans created a memorial at Las Vegas Motor Speedway in honor of Kyle Busch after the NASCAR driver died suddenly at the age of 41 on Thursday. READ MORE: lvrj.com/post/3827702 

Thanks 👍 i enjoyed the outdoors just as much as the kinky stuff i share! Of course I took something with me! 😋

Liber Limbia Vol. 846 Chapter 2: Electric calculator girl. www.podomatic.com/podcasts/lib... All shows are performed live just like a real radio show and all images are obviously AI. Please enjoy! #freeform #psychedelic #experimental #rock #noise #electronic #music

The $65 billion in tax breaks that Trump gave to his billionaire friends at Meta & Amazon would've been enough money to extend the ACA tax credits. @warren.senate.govwants to know how slashing families’ healthcare for billionaire tax handouts is a “really good outcome for the American public".

Miss Eco International 2026: The Countdown Begins! #MissEcoInternational Get ready for the most awaited event of the year! Miss Eco International 2026 kicks off tomorrow in the stunning city of Alexandria, Egypt WATCH ON: youtu.be/FTbI3EwJW-k #EcologyQueen #Alexandria2026 #BeautyWithPurpose

Capitalism may destroy the basis for social & natural reproduction within 100 yrs. Ali Kadri explains how we now make things for sale, not use & pay dearly for the pollution capital produces for profit. Full ep: realprogressives.org/mnc-podcast-... #capitalism #profit #nature

Photos courtesy of Kirsty Crawford #superdrag #suckedoutthefeeling #lightcodes #orbs #starseeds #lightworkers #arcturians

Randomness boosts quantum computing! UNM research shows adding randomization can *improve* performance despite noise—a big step for stability. ⚛️ #quantumcomputing Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-05-randomization-quantum-presence-noise.html

Well, ISRA’HELL ‘made’ America start the war, but they both claim that they didn't start it 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣. Iran’s answer, “You want the oil, pay the toll”. 🚢💰 #IranWar #IllegalWar #StraitsOfHormuz

#usa #evangelical #faith #hypocrisy #dogma

“Holy Gaslighting” a new song by The Swivle Project

That’s a pretty good pitch from Flau’jae. And she asked for Josh Naylor’s autograph. Aww! #Mariners #SeattleStorm

Markuszower vindt het allemaal niet zo raar wat hij gezegd heeft. Hij roept (nogmaals) "de overheid op om de geweldsinstructie die reeds bestaat gewoon uit te voeren."

@jaybird54.bsky.social Ripley: “Auntie Jaye, I sing you the love song of my ancestors!” 🎶

On this day 2023/24 All the talk pre-game had been about Amorim's discussions with West Ham. By the end of 90 minutes only one name was on everyone's lips. Viktor Gyökeres. 2 goals in 2 minutes on one leg. Match report 👇 FC Porto 2 Sporting CP 2 outsideofthepride.blogspot.com/2024/04/port...

In your darkest, hug someone. It helps!

Caught in the act 📸✨ https://fansly.com/lemoline/t5 #model #photoshoot #selfie #pose #camera #fansly #contentcreator #exclusive

This government has neglected and refused to build social housing for years. Their plans will result in more people driven deeper into poverty. It's FF-FG policy to increase rents, that's why rents are being hikes in councils across Dublin. #HousingCrisis

@scifri.bsky.social NO ONE IS SAFE - Time comes at us SIDEWAYS - WE ARE LIVING IN PERPENDICULAR TIMES - Time Waves come in at right angles - A New Reality - Pls Retweet-RePost-Review - Amazon.com #books #science

Wait that Mike Johnson

🫶It's never too late to give to🔥Safe Team = Successful Mission🔥—Tooniacs—3 Years Strong!!💥 For the @ 1usc_army (X) 1st Unmanned Systems Center ! 👀And the partner @lorelei0502.bsky.social has some persuasive arguments 😳😉🤣 #SlavaUkraini #UkraineWillWin L💙VE Ukraine 💛 🪙Mine Toonies⤵️

Fired Up Fiero universityxp.com/pod... #gamesbasedlearning #gamedesign #gaming #gamedevelopment #gamification #gbl #games4ed #gamificationoflearning #edgames

“I think maybe slightly but honestly not really. It’s a game I’ve been playing for a long time now so I think you can’t go into it too nervous. I think you gotta be confident…I’m just super excited..” Garrett Brown re: if he’s nervous for debut. Watch: illegalcurve.com/winnipeg-jet...

🎥 With a good chunk of their core returning and the addition of Satou Sabally, the Liberty have high hopes in 2026. Full Episode: 🍎 bit.ly/42VFmqB 📺 youtu.be/PwtT9xxs-K0 Clip from The Her Hoop Stats Podcast Hosts: @brittanycarper.bsky.social @richardcohen.bsky.social

In 1976, the Bicentennial felt like a national moment. In 2026, the Semiquincentennial is already being pulled into the gravity well of one man’s ego.

Outlier Media Reimagines What Local News Can Be. Sarah Alvarez and Candice Fortman join hosts @emilybell.bsky.social and Heather Chaplin on a new episode of Journalism 2050. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

#cursivewriting is essential for next generations to keep the knowledge of written history.

*•.𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎‬🤍 ̖́-⁡

On Thursday I attended Full Council remotely and asked the Cabinet Member about justifying staying on X and praised the community action we've seen in Minnesota in the last month.

As it was. As it will be.

Rest in power, Rev. Jesse Jackson. 🕊️ "Rising tides don't lift all boats — particularly those stuck at the bottom." He said it in 1984. We're still fighting the same fight. His voice lives on. #JesseJackson

As people discuss former President Joe Biden’s prostate cancer diagnosis, I’m speaking with longtime @wfmz.com anchor Rob Vaughn about his prostate cancer diagnosis he received last year, and what treatment looks like. Catch the full story on 69 News at 5

When users aren’t understood, training falters. It's crucial to connect the process to real-life experiences. A great trainer means nothing if the content feels detached from daily operations. #Salesforce #SalesforceTrainingSolutions #SalesforceSuccessSecrets

donkcraft pt.2

You’re very welcome! I definitely had to clean up some of my knowledge from dark, dusty corners 😅

Movie: No Time to Die Summary: James Bond, retired and enjoying a quiet life, is drawn back into espionage when a former CIA friend seeks help. What starts as a routine mission becomes deeply personal and dangerous.

Need an existential chaser for the bottom shelf Vodka that is the daily news? The first issue of the Total Nileation newsletter comes out this week with fun extra good news stories that didn’t make the podcast and Total Nileation episode 14 drops next week! Link in bio! #optimism #goodnews

INCOMING KILL CRUISE: Ever wanted to go on a vacation on a double boat where you get to kill bad guys? Well boy do we have a game for you. This week we play CRISIS BEAT for PS1 and do a little Kung Fu then hit up Charl at the lounge for free drinks and singing.

So… how’d you do at spotting the hazards?! While our game may be a fun distraction on your feed, knowing the right answers is seriously important. Trips and falls are no joke – at any age!

Adam Hoffman Only Served 29 Days for Child S.A after deal with Ken Paxton Office #news #politics #texas #trump #kenpaxton

Tan linda Lune, cuidando a Gustave / Lune looks so cute taking care of Gustave #Expedition33

Narcissistic traits: Lacks empathy. Clip from a discussion on narcissism with a good friend who specializes in psychology. Listen to the full show on YouTube, or join in the discussion on the Discord community! Is empathy a weakness? #jeetkuneshow #thetaooftalk #narcissism #podcast #psychology

The goal #nwsl

As New Jersey prepares to host visitors from around the world, today we announced a human trafficking awareness campaign in partnership with @itsapenalty.bsky.social. By helping people recognize the signs of human trafficking and connecting survivors with support, we can help someone find safety.

🌊 Antarctica and the sea ice of the Southern Ocean is a beating heart at the centre of our global #climate system. Stay in touch with #Antarctic #science via our quarterly newsletter 'Southern Signals'. Please sign up at aappartnership.org.au/contact-us/ to receive yours by email. 🌏 Pat Wongpan