As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

One of the most important parenting skills is knowing when to say no to your toddler — ideally before they get their tiny little hands on a sharp knife.

A lot of people hate trigger warnings—not me. I think they’re a helpful tool; I just think we’re using them wrong. I don’t need a heads-up that a movie’s ending is a real bummer.

Neuroscientifically speaking, every time you remember something you’re rewriting the memory—like a photocopy of a photocopy—which means, technically, this is applied neuroscience, not gaslighting my toddler.

His MC Name is (((Dr. Dreidel)))

Gonna get Toddles a starter job as one of those night elves that fixes shoes. I figure since it’s magic it kind of sits outside the whole “child labor law” system, and his bedtime already lives in the land of myth, so 🤷‍♂️🧝

My child may never know what it means to be a “spoony bard,” & neither may his mother, and neither may you, but it’s from Final Fantasy IV and the point is I’m spending time with my him instead of playing video games, and as a man, I believe that entitles me to some form of medal or parade, yes?

Technically at the end of this video I sing-song’ed “back away,” but the caption auto-generated it as “taco wee,” and I gotta say, as a professional writer of silly little word combinations, this is the first time I was genuinely afraid my job could be done better by a robot.

And people said I was a fool, A FOOL, to make my baby stay up all night watching The Chair Company on a loop.

All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. In some cases, in the rare and demanding role of ‘Mama Who Must Sing With Me With the Kitty.’ An unconventional play, to be sure, and not one of Shakespeare’s best, which perhaps explains its omission from the canon.

Ghana turns 69 this year #GhanaAt69 As Chair of the APPG for Ghana, I'm proud to be launching the UK Black Stars list, recognising the most influential British-Ghanaians making a real difference in Britain. Excellence is everywhere! Nominate your Black Star here 👇🏾 ukblackstars.com

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When the president turns our military against us, this will end badly…😞 #oath #constitution #military

Toronto Raptors coach Darko Rajakovic on Scottie Barnes: “I expect more from Scottie. The way he's playing, he's at 60% of a player that he's gonna be in 2-3 years. Scottie's gonna be one of the best players in the league, and he's already one of the best players in the league.”

I stand with Sgt. Brian McGinnis. Yet another shameful example of just how low the US is willing to stoop to tyranny, brought to you by the Republicans. I say, sue the 💩 out of senator for deliberately smashing & breaking Sgt. McGinnis’s hand. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Put cheese on broccoli… it’s still broccoli 😏 @trueeager.bsky.social says the Conservative Party of Canada rebrand isn’t fooling anyone 🦫🔥👇 Same pitch 👇 Full Episode: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpG3... #cdnpoli #Canada #CPC #politics

Can food alone give enough vitamin D? Not quite - supplements may be recommended, especially in UK autumn & winter. More info: https://theros.org.uk/information-and-support/osteoporosis/healthy-living-for-strong-bones/vitamin-d-and-bones/

Former deputy national security advisor Ben Rhodes @rhodesben.bsky.social discusses the assessments that led the Obama administration to negotiate the Iran nuclear deal — and breaks down Trump’s war with Iran. New pod out tomorrow! @crooked.com

CNN is now experimenting with incorporating the control room audio and visual feeds into programming. Here's an example from Anderson Cooper's show.

The Prime Minister says that efforts to stir up antisemitic violence and hatred in the UK “will not be tolerated” amid suspicions Iran could be backing antisemitic attacks

King Felipe Vl of Spain went to Lakefield College in the city of Peterborough Selwyn County Ontario Canada from 1983-1985. I was born in Peterborough January 11th 1975 and lived there till 1978 on Read St. on the corner of McDonnel St. It is a small little house on the corner lot.

May 18, 1999: Allan Houston finishes the New York fast break with a slam in Game 1 of the ECSF. Houston scored 34 PTS (13-20 FG) and Latrell Sprewell added 31 PTS off the bench in a 100-92 Knicks win. Steve Smith scored 25 PTS and Chris Crawford had 26 PTS for the Atlanta Hawks.

Through grassroots solidarity, communities like Virginia Nazareno's, championed farmer-led agroecology as resistance in the Philippines, cultivating the alternatives long denied by corporate agriculture and indifferent governments. #ClimateJustice #COP30 #Farmers

U.S. and Iraqi officials say an American journalist was warned of threats against her in the days before she was kidnapped from the capital of Baghdad. An Iraqi official says Shelly Kittleson entered Iraq from Syria prior to her abduction. She remains missing.

Noelle Foley ringside watching her dad and Renee 🔥 #AEW

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Steven Guilbeault: "It sort of sends the message that if you want something from the federal government then you should threaten separation."

The arch Thatcherite politics of Reform UK including their fossil energy security politics are nothing but an intensification of the status quo

How do you navigate real-world ethical dilemmas in public service? In SPA’s PUAD 619, Prof. Scott Bass prepares you to lead with integrity by examining case studies and encouraging student-led discussions to explore ethics in action. Register here: https://bit.ly/4eisSQS

Galactic Workers of the Worlds Unite! Neofeud 2 is a #retro 90's-style game where an ex-robo-marine and a rebel hacker struggle against an empire on its last legs. #gamedev #indiedev #visualnovel #art #artist #indiegame #cyberpunk #Noai #scifiart #humanmade #retrogame

Happy St Brigit's Day! (this bank holiday brought to you by the Green Party)

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Taking a caller question on C-SPAN, Scott MacFarlane said Democrats are preparing investigations into Trump family business dealings if they retake the House, including scrutiny involving Jared Kushner and Middle East ties.

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ISRAELI CHILD PREDATOR in the US tries to run away after getting caught trying to setup a meeting with 13 year old boy and gets arrested. Don't feel bad for him, he'll be on a first class flight to Israel first thing tomorrow.

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From all of us at RFK Human Rights, thank you for supporting our work! If you donate to our #GivingTuesday campaign before midnight, your gift will be matched 2X. 💌 Give thanks this Thanksgiving: rfkhro.org/4rb1GaA

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It could have been worse Rom! At least it wasn't a caught in the zip incident!

Listen and learn …. Colorism is a disease that unfortunately continues in most cultures and ethnicities, largely as a result from White colonialism and White supremacy !!!

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trump depicted here wont shut up is number one issue

Oso Important Ep 20 - Austin Kink Weekend, Keeping it weird, Nut has a weather report!

Here’s to celebrating the sundress and so much else. #poetry #sundress #sundressseason #soothingvoice

Is..he..dead..yet? 👀

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When but now

Z tym to lepiej uważać, bo się ztransformeruje i Wam naklepie 💁‍♂️

MLS! ARSENAL THROUGH AND THROUGH! ❤️🤍 Bless him! 🥲

It’s Birthday Celebration Time! 💜 www.twitch.tv/pmsjordan

Hundreds of Marilyns took over Palm Springs this weekend around the "Forever Marilyn" statue for a Guinness World Record attempt – white dresses, blonde curls, and martini glasses raised for Pride. The desert went platinum. 🍸 Were you there? #Marilyn100 #PalmSprings

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"The genie is out of the bottle, it's not going back in." Mitch Sylvestre asked on Global News if he'd accept the results of a no vote and stop the separation fight if so He says he might- that it depends on a lot of things- but adds but that the movement won't stop globalnews.ca/video/118869...

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Me perguntaram por que eu não jogo muito em Stella Montis 🤷🏻‍♂️ #arcraiders #arcraidersgame

This is Copo. He firmly believes this cow statue is his new best friend. 13/10 super happy for them both (IG: copodenievebullterrier)