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Me in my bubble navigating social media in 2026

Take that January 🌞 Local temperature 9°C (48°F)

The Time Machine (1960)

This really is the most anti-Groundhog Day I've ever seen online. People are tired 🥺

Or, hear me out...

Bounce

Ulysses 31

Behold the floaty D20 of vague fortunes bathing in the blue waters of the Magic 8 Ball

“Is it true that you’ve blocked numerous players on social media?” Joe: “Out of 751 players, yeah there’s 2. It is not random. Actually there’s 3. It is not random. And out of 3 why would there be 3? All of which I’d love to talk to and solve it and have tried” #Survivor50

1 Jahr voller Krisen, 1 Jahr ohne Reformen, 1 Jahr SchwarzRot: Wir können der Bundesregierung leider kein gutes Zeugnis ausstellen und Friedrich Merz bleibt ein Kanzler der Ankündigungen. Fangen Sie endlich an zu regieren, Herr Merz! Unsere Bilanz👇

A bill criminalizing coercive control was introduce in the South Carolina Senate! #fyp #domesticviolence #dv #dvsurvivor #women

Las tres diferencias de unas gemelas

#fragments77 Fractal №1 #wgsl #webgpu #tsl #threejs #shader

just putting the last touches on this kings head crock. finished it off with a line of "the diggers song", a rhyme popular among the followers of the "true levelers" or diggers movement during the english civil war of the mid 17th century #pottery #folkart #History #skull #kingshead

Now streaming the development of my Colony Sim + RPG game! ⚒️🤖⚔️ Going to work on new art for the game starting this week! Will start with a new UI layout (and possibly also assets) and go from there! We'll see how it goes! Come join me! www.twitch.tv/sorcerystory #gamedev #indiedev #godotengine

SYDNEY SWEENEY SHOCKS FAN in yet another racy scene in Euphoria season 3 DAILYMAIL / WOW MEDIA CHANNEL Published: 06:15 BST, 18 May 2026 Updated: 07:55 BST, 18 May 2026

🔵BIG NEWS EVERYONE!🟢 The time has come for me to debut my new PNG! I am so excited to show everyone I will be debuting it on Friday 5/29 starting @7 PM EST time and I will also be diving into a new game Star Wars Outlaws🌌👽️ Make sure you are following so you don't miss a thing👇️ twitch.tv/peterpan_32

#KidLit #STEMForKids #AI #Robot #BlackSky #BoomSky NoireSTEMinist.com

I do pay for a housekeeper twice a month. Now all I'm missing is a woman to show up every few weeks dressed in a rubber body suit to run around my house.

We may be in the middle of our work week, but for the community cats of the Atlantic City Boardwalk, every day is a beach vacation! 🏖️🐈 Community cats live full, healthy lives in their outdoor homes--especially when they're spayed or neutered through a strong #TNR program!

A hit and run according to OP who said he heard but didn't see it. West Hollywood. OP: tiktok.notzapata

Came so close to another naneinf but ran out of runway. Frustrating to fail when you’re just a few hands away. Had money problems the whole time. But not a bad score in the end. I’ll take 8.406e241 any day.

Stage view of Ospreay at the end of his match vs Joe @claudiatakesoup.bsky.social #AEW

GM bsky-family 😁 . Mosquito shows bodycontrol 🤣 -- #QP Dancing Moskito 🤣 👍🏻🙏🏻 #weekendlive #partytime #GoodMorning #surrealism #aiart #synthart

They said “keep politics out of games” so we made an RPG where politics -is- the main gameplay mechanic. #indiegame #pcgaming #gamedev

If you are a victim of sexual assault, Nainesh Kotak @kotaklaw.bsky.social has advice on how you can file a civil lawsuit @rickzamperin.bsky.social . FULL INTERVIEW: www.chch.com/morning-live...

Supporting the IDD population can be very meaningful and rewarding. To find open jobs near you, visit rhahealth.org/dspjobs. #IDDJobs #CaregiverPositions

It never works out for Trumpholes when they get in my face to talk shit! #DealingWithTrumpholes

💥City of Rasslin💥 @dedrian91.bsky.social #powerrankings 🔋 for the week of May 11-17 2026 💥Watch City of Rasslin: youtube.com/@cityofrassl... #aew #roh #wwe #revpro #darbyallin #athena #gunther

I made a fren at the grocery store! Zelephina 🥰

#RepublicansHateAmerica

I miss when I didn't know what a "mortgage" was. 👶 #childhood #adulting #renting #nostalgia

El IBEX 35 cierra con una subida del 2,24% y alcanza los 18.387 puntos. rtve.es/play/24-horas/

I know this is about Freddie Gibbs, but what Jay Electronica did for the MEME space this year is unmatched.

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Diese Weiber – die sich eigens aus der Russischen Föderation herangekarrt hatten, um den „Stars“ ihre Ware anzubieten – zogen am Ende selbst gegenüber den Puerto-Ricanerinnen den Kürzeren. Obwohl jede einzelne dieser Russinnen irrwitzige Summen hingeblättert hatte, 👇🏽4/5

PLS Support @GuitarsForVets Sharing the Healing power of music with our Veterans G4V serves at-risk US Veterans impacted by PTSD and other service-related trauma guitars4vets.org #SOT #SOV #iSBU #DAV #PTSD #TBI #iSBU #PTS

Watching Remarkably Bright Creatures and all I can think of is the Flying Nun. That was a show. A nun who could fly when the wind caught her cornette.

🚨Just one week until the 10th Annual Investor Conference!🚨 For a decade, this conference  has brought together leaders, investors, and innovators shaping Houston’s economic future. The energy is building, and we can’t wait to welcome everyone for this milestone year.

Abysm today: Polishing, tweaked a couple of levels and some text. It's #DemoMonday, and this clip is from mine, which will be part of the #NextFest. Download and play today: store.steampowered.com/app/4025180 #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #puzzlegame #lovecraftian #boulderdash #pixelart #bevy

🗺️ Biome Collecting (Week of 5/3/26) 🗺️ 🏖️ Dazzle Beach 🐚 🔗 STREAMS & SOCIALS 🌐 linktr.ee/lamecast #disney #disneydreamlightvalley #dreamlightvalley #cozygaming #gamergirl #smallstreamer #disneydreamlight #disneygame #disneygaming

❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian servicemen from the K-2 brigade are destroying 🇷🇺Russian logistics on the Debaltseve — Alchevsk highway.

#bitcoin #crypto #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-11/us/Business/ch/bs/分析师称，比特币飙升至-75,000-美元，预示美国-伊朗封锁“短暂”，并无视石油通胀担忧/1272697

Consumer News: March 12, 2026 Mortgage rates make a big jump up. Congress is looking to make homes more affordable. Plus, oil is back over $100 per barrel. #MortgageRates #homeownership #oil

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Listen to their words. #FreePalestine

The reason past presidents have avoided conflict.

👨‍⚖️ "Cuando hay derechos y libertades fundamentales en juego, hay que intervenir", afirma José Folguera, magistrado jubilado, en #MalasLenguasN

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2/ During a recent episode of "The King's Hall" podcast, Brian Sauvé, a pastor at the Refuge Church in Utah, argued that the U.S. government should adopt "just laws" from the Bible, including those that call for the death penalty for disobedient sons. ⁠

Happy 420 Yall #democraticsocialism #goth

Imágenes de la destrucción del Leopard 1A5 alemán de las Fuerzas Armadas de Ucrania. Un dron tras otro atacó al tanque enemigo mientras intentaba penetrar en Konstantinovka. Actualmente, se están librando feroces batallas en los límites de la

How one handwritten notebook changed the course of history 📖 #OnThisDay in 1813, Michael Faraday got a job here at the Royal Institution, kick-starting his scientific career and his work in electrochemistry and electromagnetism. Watch the full talk with Judy Wu: youtube.com/watch?v=0kYMUFzylOs

Oz: “If you haven’t filed a claim, your coverage might be fraud.” Sir, that’s called “being healthy.” Please stop letting TV doctors run policy. #aca #medicareforall

💡 New ERDERA Knowledge Pill! What are National Mirror Groups (NMGs) and how do they strengthen collaboration in the rare disease ecosystem? 🔎 Discover their role within the #ERDERA: https://loom.ly/TvHDtK8 #RareDiseases #EUResearch #HealthResearch

.@HeymanHustle is feeling this one today 😅 @bronbreakkerwwe

#BTTC via @ossoff.senate.gov 🚨 #SHIT4BRAINS IS LOSING IT over Jon Ossoff’s speech in Georgia: “In Atlanta, a wave is building… the kind of wave that comes once a generation… Georgia will bow to no king.”

[ 🇷🇺 RUSSIE | 🇺🇦 UKRAINE ] 🔸 « Je ne pense pas que Kiev soit prêt pour cela. Si nous parvenons à la paix là-bas, la lutte pour le pouvoir dans ce pays, la situation économique sur ce fond, changera radicalement. [La suite en réponse ⬇️]