One of the most important parenting skills is knowing when to say no to your toddler — ideally before they get their tiny little hands on a sharp knife.

Neuroscientifically speaking, every time you remember something you’re rewriting the memory—like a photocopy of a photocopy—which means, technically, this is applied neuroscience, not gaslighting my toddler.

I don’t know if this is just because I’ve been reading him M. Night Shyamalan scripts for bedtime but I feel like every conversation with my toddler has a twist ending.

Haven’t checked the parenting books, but teaching my kid spoons are instruments first and utensils second feels like a recipe for an eating disorder. On the bright side, at least it’ll be on tempo.

As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

It’s important to give your kids a healthy sense of self-esteem. Sometimes that means helping them with a puzzle and congratulating them like they did it themselves. Sometimes it means stuffing them in a sack and calling them a leg genius.

My kid may or may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you can certainly tell he wants it.

This year for Valentine’s Day, our toddler whacked his mother in the head so hard that it made *me* look good. Mostly just in comparison to him, and can’t rule out her head injury as a factor — but either way, what a naughty little wingman.

It’s a cool biological adaptation that just as boys get old enough to stop absolutely coating their faces in food every meal, they begin to grow facial hair. Like somehow evolution just knows that male faces are genetically gross when directly exposed to the elements.

New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).

Greta Thunberg has thoughts about Trump wiping out whole civilizations & “WTF is anyone even doing”

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Hiam Abbass on Bye Bye Tiberias: what began as fear became a duty. In this episode, she reflects on telling the story of four generations of Palestinian women shaped by exile, memory, and survival—and why these stories must be told. 🎧 Watch Episode 69 YouTube: youtu.be/sQAwm6BGN8Q

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Again, this is the same Labor Party where @tanyaplibersekmp.bsky.social went on Sky News to defend restricting welfare payments of domestic violence victims in case their abuser might have access to them, in the process smearing politicians who are rightfully critical like Senator Lidia Thorpe.

After claiming for years that Ukrainian Odessa was a "Russian city", propagandist Solovyev has changed his tune - as is common for Russian propagandists. He said: "What Odessa? The city is Russian? Have Russians remained there? Where did you find them there?" - retards

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"Machine Gun Etiquette" - The Damned. Uncalled for lounge version? Broke out my beloved ZT Lunchbox, plugged in my white Tele, and this is what happened.

🔴 The NRC "Ratel" is launching an FPV drone from an integrated launch module The video shows that the platform can be equipped with at least four launch bays for FPV drones.

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Crypto money is now trying to buy this election. This is the problem with money in politics. When powerful interests think a real grassroots campaign might actually win, they try to drown it out with outside spending & attacks. But they can’t outspend people power if we organize hard enough. 1/2

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Americans Clueless About Local News #LocalNews #Media #Journalism #NewsDeserts

Taking a caller question on C-SPAN, Scott MacFarlane said Democrats are preparing investigations into Trump family business dealings if they retake the House, including scrutiny involving Jared Kushner and Middle East ties.

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#creatorsearchinsights The "144,000 remnant" refers to a biblical group in Revelation (chapters 7 and 14) described as sealed and protected servants of God, consisting of 12,000 from each of the 12 tribes of Israel. They are interpreted either as a literal group of Jewish evangelists during the end

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Even as model guidance from the Ai-GFS shows the ridge weakening slightly next week, the pattern remains warm enough to keep many areas above normal.

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COONS: Is it not true that some of the challenges in our NATO relations have only come after President Trump threatened to seize territory from a trusted and reliable partner? RUBIO: I don't think that's fair COONS: He said he would use tariffs to coerce Denmark into giving up Greenland

Christian nationalist Richard Harris hails Trump for having "declared war on the ungodly woke agenda that was subverting our country into an anti-Christian Marxist state," warning that if Democrats win the midterms, they'll "reimpose the Marxist woke globalist pro-Islamist, pro-devil policies."

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@batmanofsanjose.bsky.social tells Palo Alto City Council that Flock is the backdoor for ICE, especially with possible ICE detention centers showing up in Gilroy and Dublin Flock = profiting off of fascism

Aviation strikes on enemy fortifications and defensive positions in coordination with attack aircraft and artillery.