A lot of people hate trigger warnings—not me. I think they’re a helpful tool; I just think we’re using them wrong. I don’t need a heads-up that a movie’s ending is a real bummer.

Slo-mo is great because before it you had to just imagine what it was like to be a cheerleader for a jeering team of whale demons on the moon.

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

And people said I was a fool, A FOOL, to make my baby stay up all night watching The Chair Company on a loop.

It’s a pity “Grampa’s Treadmill” isn’t an Olympic sport, because my kid would be number one with a butt-flip. (Obviously this presumes some kind of “Toddler Olympics,” which I think we can all agree is coming to America within a decade, whether or not we beat back fascism.)

Kid slipped on a banana speell.

My kid may or may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you can certainly tell he wants it.

I think it’s hard to argue that if you say “what up dog” and a dog immediately gets up, you’re not doing something right. Right?

This year for Valentine’s Day, our toddler whacked his mother in the head so hard that it made *me* look good. Mostly just in comparison to him, and can’t rule out her head injury as a factor — but either way, what a naughty little wingman.

Neuroscientifically speaking, every time you remember something you’re rewriting the memory—like a photocopy of a photocopy—which means, technically, this is applied neuroscience, not gaslighting my toddler.

#QuintaBrunson is set to develop and star in a ‘Betty Boop’ feature film. The ‘Abbott Elementary’ creator broke the news to Variety magazine and the internet has been raving about the casting. More on #MadameNoire.com 🎥: Getty

Treat yourself to some AWIS gear and let the world know you support #WomenInScience all year! awis.org/shop #treatyoself

ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ꜱᴛ. ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ'ꜱ ᴅᴀʏ! 🍀 "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more and nothing but happiness come through your door." • • • #HappyStPatricksDay #StPatricksDay #IrishProverb #BigValleyMortgage #CreatingExperiencesThatMatter

Wemby tips in his own miss 👏 Spurs trail by 2 in Q4 of Game 2!

Storm #Benjamin houdt huis in Rotterdam!

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Amtrak rolls out its Star Spangled Freedom 250 Acela train in honor of the 250th anniversary of the United States Declaration of Independence.

' WHEN I SAY FUCK, YOU SAY TRUMP ' An I don't wanna cause any controversy, so I won't say no names... 🧤 Eminem #fuck #trump #eminem #news #trending

The $65 billion in tax breaks that Trump gave to his billionaire friends at Meta & Amazon would've been enough money to extend the ACA tax credits. @warren.senate.govwants to know how slashing families’ healthcare for billionaire tax handouts is a “really good outcome for the American public".

Truckloads of terrified #horses crammed 2crates &flown frm #Edmonton 2 #Japan 4slaughter endured dangerous &terrifying journey without food/water/rest Urge #Canadian gov 2keep its promise &BAN this #AnimalCruelty bit.ly/4nxh8g8 #CdnPoli #BanHorseMeat #NoToHorseMeat #AnimalCruelty #HorseMeat #Canada

Randomness boosts quantum computing! UNM research shows adding randomization can *improve* performance despite noise—a big step for stability. ⚛️ #quantumcomputing Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-05-randomization-quantum-presence-noise.html

Well, ISRA’HELL ‘made’ America start the war, but they both claim that they didn't start it 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣. Iran’s answer, “You want the oil, pay the toll”. 🚢💰 #IranWar #IllegalWar #StraitsOfHormuz

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May is #WildfireAwarenessMo, and every Nevadan has a role to play. Wildfire doesn’t wait. It moves fast, driven by wind, heat, and dry conditions. In Nevada high desert, it only takes one spark to put lives, homes and communities at risk, in minutes. Visit: https://ow.ly/vhMa50YNc4l #PlanAheadNevada

#usa #evangelical #faith #hypocrisy #dogma

This week we’ll cover a new hostile faction for the port of #ArkDefender (a #roguelike #missilecommand where you defend from threats external & internal). The Arsonian Republics use barriers & rapid fire missiles. #indiedev #indiegame #IndieGameDev #2dgame #screenshotsaturday

Explains why I feel guilty when coos are behind me

Pin-tailed Whydah (Vidua macroura) performing a courtship display, characterized by the breeding male's distinct black and white plumage, bright red bill, and exceptionally long tail feathers.

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Trumpstein - DOGE power grab, Trumpstein Files distraction and Russian security leak

I said I was desensitized to dangerous driving earlier. I jinxed myself. This guy scared me. He passed me on the shoulder at a high rate of speed. I was driving about 60 MPH. This happened on Illinois 394 northbound approaching I-94 and I-294 in the south […] [Original post on hoosier.social]

#Repost #TrumpIsAConvictedFelon

This 86 year old priest, along with librarians, writers, medics, scientists, politicians and hundreds of other ordinary people, was today arrested as a terrorist for sitting peacefully and holding a placard. We are grateful for their courage, and we hold continue to hold them in our prayers.

Happy birthday in heaven Hector Macho Camacho. Not for nothing but, I was a fan.

Because they’re such good helpers 😏

WATCH: Trump's economic advisor tries to make us believe more credit card debt is a good thing.

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A wild fox in northern BC stopped to listen when driver started whistling

Trying to get to La Cantera or The Rim this weekend? These closures may ruin your plans.

Made with Deep Glow by @harry__designs aescripts.com/deep-glow #aftereffects #aescripts #deepglow A short love story with two balls. Used 3D paths, gradients and created a glass effect with a displacement map. May need a faster machine 😅

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Histórico mayo en Francia: una potente cúpula de calor deja registros de hasta 33°C en París. La asfixiante situación ha empujado a decenas de vecinos a saltarse la prohibición y bañarse en el canal Saint-Martin para refrescarse ante las altas temperaturas. 🇫🇷☀️🏊 #NoComment

Evolution begins in the womb At Church of Ambrosia’s annual Spirituality & Beyond gathering, Mikaela De La Myco spoke to the profound truth that evolution moves through gestation and childbirth — through the bodies, intuition, and lived experiences of women. #mother

OS-Level Age Checks: The End of Digital Anonymity? New state mandates turn your device into a data-harvesting checkpoint, forcing OS makers to share your age with every app and service. Read the article and see our sources: s.vp.net/8bNnF #privacy #tech #surveillance

Love seeing playful adventures shine at #TheGameAwards huge congrats! 🎉 Meanwhile, if you're craving more mischievous fun, try becoming a seagull in Goeland! #followfriday #indiegame

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Pokémon Winds And Waves Looks Surprisingly Good! #nintendo #gaming #autisticgamingplus

🔴ÚLTIMA HORA Los trabajadores de Nestlé anuncian paros en la fábrica los días de reuniones de negociación tras el ERE planteado que afectaría a 49 personas. Además, se concentrarán en Santander y en Sarón y no descartan ir a huelga indefinida 🎙️Todos los detalles, en directo, con Blanca Fernández

Movie: No Time to Die Summary: James Bond, retired and enjoying a quiet life, is drawn back into espionage when a former CIA friend seeks help. What starts as a routine mission becomes deeply personal and dangerous.

"The Church" has always been an Enemy of Science. Simply, because; "Science" has always sought to Free The Mind from bondage of Control.. BuuuT, even ThÅt analysis; is fraught with Error, because.. MIND CONTROL FROM THE CHURCH iiiS Science.

These are the guns they’re using: <vid👇> —except they’re using the full-auto variations Know your Enemy

I unlocked the iguana in Cyberpunk 2077. Yes, you can pet it.

🚨 The Rams traded for Myles Garrett 🚨 🎥 @laquanjonesnfl.bsky.social

SLING NEWS IS DEMOCRACY IN DANGER? THE U.S. UNDER TRUMP'S RULE DAVID CAMPBELL is the Packey J. Dee Professor of American Democracy and the director of the NOTRE DAME UNIVERSITY Democracy Initiative INTERVIEW COMING SOON

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"Did you go back to bed?" Heathrow CEO, Thomas Woldbye, refuses to tell me whether he went to sleep after first being told of the substation fire, which led to the total shutdown of Europe's busiest airport.

Myth or fiction is like that. You can make up anything you want and the believers take full privilege in that adjusting their answer to fit any criticism. In fiction anything goes. Religion is the perfect example.

[ 🇷🇺 RUSSIE | 🇮🇳 INDE ] 🔸 Vladimir Poutine affirme que la Russie est prête à coopérer avec l’Inde sur le chasseur Sukhoi Su-57, y compris pour sa fourniture et son développement futur. 🔸 Selon lui, Moscou avait proposé par le passé un développement conjoint de [La suite en réponse ⬇️]