Part of being a parent is figuring out how to let your tiny frustrations out without your kid ever feeling it—or even noticing it in the first place. For example, if you can convince them you’re playing vampire, you never have to explicitly tell them they suck. #EverybodyWins

Raising him to survive the economy of tomorrow. Step one: infiltrate the robots. Step two: unionize.

Pop? Corny.

I don’t know if this is just because I’ve been reading him M. Night Shyamalan scripts for bedtime but I feel like every conversation with my toddler has a twist ending.

One of the most important parenting skills is knowing when to say no to your toddler — ideally before they get their tiny little hands on a sharp knife.

Neuroscientifically speaking, every time you remember something you’re rewriting the memory—like a photocopy of a photocopy—which means, technically, this is applied neuroscience, not gaslighting my toddler.

My kid may or may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you can certainly tell he wants it.

There are, I imagine, worse things that can happen when your kid finds the back massager.

It all first started when the Roomba ran over his foot on a full moon.

I knew parenting would entail improvisation; I didn’t realize it would involve so much interpretive dance.

#QuintaBrunson is set to develop and star in a ‘Betty Boop’ feature film. The ‘Abbott Elementary’ creator broke the news to Variety magazine and the internet has been raving about the casting. More on #MadameNoire.com 🎥: Getty

To our Hawthorn Village Council (Kofi & Kickstarter backers): Playtest starts Friday at 11 AM on May Day! You’re invited to play Hawthorn’s Proof-of-Concept demo. If you want a chance to join the Village Council and jump into our future playtests, sign up at: https://f.mtr.cool/pfgkapqfiw

In my ongoing "If I were a billionaire" series, I would have ads like this flooding everyone's screens all of the time: #EnergySky

ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ꜱᴛ. ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴄᴋ'ꜱ ᴅᴀʏ! 🍀 "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more and nothing but happiness come through your door." • • • #HappyStPatricksDay #StPatricksDay #IrishProverb #BigValleyMortgage #CreatingExperiencesThatMatter

Další poslanec myslitel z ANO. "Je správně, že se s německými politiky nikdo z vládní koalice nepotká?" "Je to fakt." "A je to správně nebo ne?" "Je to fakt." A je to správně nebo ne?" "Je to fakt." "Kdo je podle vás zodpovědný za tuto náladu ve společnosti?" "Média."

What’s wrong with these people? They act like they can waltz into any country they please and just seize it, like a bunch of barbarians.

You’re not just a chapter, you’re the whole book 📖❤️ #love #relationshipgoals #lovequotes #romanticquotes #relationshipquotes

The speaker may vanish from memory—yet the words endure as kotodama. New media art rooted in Japanese aesthetics. Traces of time accumulate and reshape the visible world. #takayukio #NYCArtist #NewYorkArt

103 Year Old Advice - Find Your Light: A Path to Self-Worth

A gripping first-hand account of the Vietnam War era from an insider who chose prison over battle. 🎬📖 https://www.amazon.com/Matter-Conscience-Bruce-Neckels/dp/1643162365 #MatterOfConscienc#VietnamWarMemoir 🎬 #ConscienceOverWar✊#BruceNeckels

I am continuing to push for better access to medicines where there are currently shortages. Medicines that support those with ADHD and menopause are life-changing, and it is unacceptable for constituents to be left without the care they need.

Mike Fanone: " Nobody has done more to normalize political violence in this country than Donald J. Trump and his administration."

With Eid al-Adha around the corner, brands and retailers will be scrambling to capitalise on the festivities. But we must not be lulled into a false sense of representation or belonging, explains Nadeine Asbali:

Bishop Dónal McKeown: Frightening ‘liquid society' alienating people from things giving solid identity www.derryjournal.com/news/people/...

7 days until liftoff! 🚀 On 4 Nov 2025 at 18:03 local (French Guiana) / 21:03 UTC / 22:03 CET, Sentinel-1D launches aboard Ariane 6 — keeping Copernicus radar eyes on Earth, all weather, all the time. 🌍 #Sentinel1D #Copernicus #ESA #Ariane6 #EarthObservation

Donald Trump is New York today to rally with Rep. Mike Lawler, one of the most vulnerable House Republicans. We're outside the event with a mighty group of protestors. "Mike Lawler grow a spine, you're working on the people's time!"

Go inside the labs at Delft University of Technology, where scientists are investigating the dynamic relationship between #soil and the #infrastructure build upon it. Explore soil mechanics research and slope stability analysis: www.metergroup.com/soil-mechanics www.metergroup.com/slope-stabil...

May is #WildfireAwarenessMo, and every Nevadan has a role to play. Wildfire doesn’t wait. It moves fast, driven by wind, heat, and dry conditions. In Nevada high desert, it only takes one spark to put lives, homes and communities at risk, in minutes. Visit: https://ow.ly/vhMa50YNc4l #PlanAheadNevada

What does T.H.U.N.D.E.R. stand for? 🐶 Best answers win… something precious.😄 But of course, we won't say what... 😉

This week we’ll cover a new hostile faction for the port of #ArkDefender (a #roguelike #missilecommand where you defend from threats external & internal). The Arsonian Republics use barriers & rapid fire missiles. #indiedev #indiegame #IndieGameDev #2dgame #screenshotsaturday

Viral posts claim Meta is switching off WhatsApp’s end-to-end encryption, but that’s false. ❌ 🔐 Meta’s update was about Instagram DMs, while WhatsApp chats are still encrypted by default. ✅💬 #WhatsApp #Meta #DigitalPrivacy Check the facts here. 👇 english.factcrescendo.com/2026/05/11/m...

Marketing isn’t just word of mouth. There are 4 pillars to be considered. Do the research, try the product, and lock in your customers like a pro. 'I Don't Need Marketing': https://www.youtube.com/live/VryYpU226YQ?si=KUfLnzn0fEpOssHE #untraditionalentrepreneurbusinessgrowth #digitalmarketing

Markuszower vindt het allemaal niet zo raar wat hij gezegd heeft. Hij roept (nogmaals) "de overheid op om de geweldsinstructie die reeds bestaat gewoon uit te voeren."

WE ARE LIVE FOR THE NBA TRADE DEADLINE- JOIN US NOWWWW: youtube.com/live/YI-xkPM...

Caught in the act 📸✨ https://fansly.com/lemoline/t5 #model #photoshoot #selfie #pose #camera #fansly #contentcreator #exclusive

Need to catch up on the Turkey-PKK peace talks? @sinemadar.bsky.social outlined the most recent and most important developments on Recap radio, including: - Steps taken to date - Demirtaş' release prospects - AKP-MHP alignment - CHP's role/stance - Syria and more www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ3r...

🫶It's never too late to give to🔥Safe Team = Successful Mission🔥—Tooniacs—3 Years Strong!!💥 For the @ 1usc_army (X) 1st Unmanned Systems Center ! 👀And the partner @lorelei0502.bsky.social has some persuasive arguments 😳😉🤣 #SlavaUkraini #UkraineWillWin L💙VE Ukraine 💛 🪙Mine Toonies⤵️

CryptidBoyz - Sports Jokes #jokes #cryptidboyz

Want politicians who are accountable to people not corporations? Don't we all. I have a solution that will get rid of the influence of money in our democracy.

Fixed ops retention is being reframed as a *communication* problem. 📱

#cursivewriting is essential for next generations to keep the knowledge of written history.

been trying to wrangle 5 different social accounts at once and adaptlypost actually made it make sense https://adaptlypost.com #socialmedia #contentcreation #smallbusiness #productivity #fyp

Leader: Eagles HC Nick Sirianni says that new OC Sean Mannion gets to the team facility earlier and leaves later than anyone in the building. "Sean's here at all hours of the day. I'm not sure I've beat Sean in here yet this year." The Eagles will be a PROBLEM this season 👀 Original post

Evolution begins in the womb At Church of Ambrosia’s annual Spirituality & Beyond gathering, Mikaela De La Myco spoke to the profound truth that evolution moves through gestation and childbirth — through the bodies, intuition, and lived experiences of women. #mother

Dr @terencekeel.bsky.social of UNCA talks about US death records and public accountability in his latest book, "The Coroner's Silence" ( @beaconpress.bsky.social , 2025) Hear more of this chat at: thefinalstrawradio.noblogs.org/post/2026/04...

Let’s be serious: the people in charge of this administration are not interested in merit. They've overruled the merit process to block the promotion of Black military officers - and lavish favors on people who can pay dues at Trump's private clubs or write big checks to his ballroom project.

🔴 The Work We Do special episode on the #StraitOfHormuz crisis is out! In this episode, Chief Economist, @maximotorero.bsky.social presents @fao.org's policy recommendations for preventing a global food crisis. Watch: https://bit.ly/4tPCiaC Listen: https://bit.ly/4uY8bPa

Don't Tell Me You Support the Survivors when you Republican leaders actively blocked any standalone floor vote to release the remaining Epstein records.

What do you mean the Stanley Cup final isn’t HABS vs AVALANCHE? 😒 📲 Follow 👉 @funnyaspuck.bsky.social #Hockey #NHL #GoHabsGo #GoAvsGo

I hope they are learning the important parts of history. #assassinscreed #fyp #foryoupage #fypage #teacher #history

🔴ÚLTIMA HORA Los trabajadores de Nestlé anuncian paros en la fábrica los días de reuniones de negociación tras el ERE planteado que afectaría a 49 personas. Además, se concentrarán en Santander y en Sarón y no descartan ir a huelga indefinida 🎙️Todos los detalles, en directo, con Blanca Fernández

UPDATE 🚨: MOTHER & DAUGHTER RELEASED. A Canadian mother and her 7-year-old daughter were held by ICE for nearly 3 weeks — then released only after a $9,500 bond and an ankle monitor. That’s not “processing.” It’s punishment. “They’re abusive… so cruel that you deport yourself.” - she said.

Ag ceiliúradh 25 bliain de Chomhoibriú Thuaidh Theas ar oileán na hÉireann. Léiríonn taighde de chuid Thionscadal S2@25 an chaoi a seachadann comhoibriú Thuaidh Theas tionchair dearfacha mar gheall ar Chomhoibriú. crossborder.ie/reports/26022/

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That bald man still has that comb #jokesky#comedy#funny#dadjokes

AI summaries are tempting, but nuance and scientific innovation live in the details. Discover why researching deeply still matters in the AI age: https://ow.ly/mibs50XnWOj

"Did you go back to bed?" Heathrow CEO, Thomas Woldbye, refuses to tell me whether he went to sleep after first being told of the substation fire, which led to the total shutdown of Europe's busiest airport.

❗️El PP habría intentado escoger entre estos tres caminos para alcanzar el gobierno: convocando elecciones, mediante los tribunales o con una moción instrumental 🗣️ "Feijóo se ha metido en una trampa que no le interesa nada, es una moción de censura imposible", apunta Fernando Garea en #MalasLenguas

It was #OTD in 1962 that Buck O’Neil was hired by the Chicago #Cubs to become the first ever on-field African American coach in American or National league history. the College of Coaches on March 29th,1962, but was never given the opportunity to manage the team.