Technically at the end of this video I sing-song’ed “back away,” but the caption auto-generated it as “taco wee,” and I gotta say, as a professional writer of silly little word combinations, this is the first time I was genuinely afraid my job could be done better by a robot.

Teaching my kid method acting by lying about when he’s on tape. He’s either gonna be a phenomenal actor or a guy who spends the next 40 years having flop-sweat nightmares he can’t quite explain.

Next to bedtime, I’d have to say that the hardest part of being a father is probably just any time that his mother leaves me alone with him. Thank God, she doesn’t trust me too much or this would be effing impossible.

His MC Name is (((Dr. Dreidel)))

A lot of people hate trigger warnings—not me. I think they’re a helpful tool; I just think we’re using them wrong. I don’t need a heads-up that a movie’s ending is a real bummer.

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

Just thinking about how funny it would’ve been if, right after saying “The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff,” Carl Sagan had ripped a massive fart.

Welcome back to everybody’s favorite game show: IS IT 💩?

The key to toddler meditation? No expectations.* *Arguably also the key to adult meditation.

Nobody show this to Rini. Instead, show yourself to @myqkaplan.bsky.social’s new special (also titled “Rini,” in what I can only assume is a hilarious coincidence). youtu.be/y0uf9i_z-Aw

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Let your voice be heard! ***************************** NEWS: Mass mobilization in Alabama against the Supreme Court gutting the Voting Rights Act. www.instagram.com/reel/DYZyCjF...

Les damos algunos consejos si tienen pensado acudir a la Misa que dará el Papa en Santa Cruz de Tenerife

Why is the #USA saying the #war in #Iran is over? 1. After 30 days, they need #congressional approval ✅ 2. They met the USA objectives of #blocking the #Strait 🫡 3. TRUMP #insidertrading on oil 💰 4. Providing cover for #Israel to start bombing a new country Which objective was met? #USApoli

#IsraelisATerorristState A Gaza Flotilla activist says the Israelis took pleasure in beating her, and in sexually assaulting her and her friends. "They removed our clothes, endured us with cold weather and forced us to kneel on the ground with the head on the floor." t.me/European_dis...

Can food alone give enough vitamin D? Not quite - supplements may be recommended, especially in UK autumn & winter. More info: https://theros.org.uk/information-and-support/osteoporosis/healthy-living-for-strong-bones/vitamin-d-and-bones/

🎙️ 𝗗𝗙 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗻𝗲𝘄𝘀: "Sadly for Ilia, meniscus injury is confirmed, out for the season. Jayden got a hit against the foot, doesn't seem too bad, I hope to have him available." #lufc

Two years ago we told Doug Ford too many families were having to use their credit card, not their OHIP card, to get primary care. Doug Ford has done nothing and now the problem is worse. 2.5 million people can’t find a family doctor. Bonnie Crombie &Ontario Liberals have a plan to change that.

been back to my tile making in the shop over here. it has been a long development process on this project, but its one that is very near and dear to my heart. as much as i enjoy making my wares, i also believe that art must be made approachable to everyone. #tile #handmade #folkart #clay #art

20 Jahre Google Translate: Wird aus dem „Lebensretter“ jetzt ein Lehrmeister? | heise online https://heise.de/-11277049 #GoogleTranslate #Aussprachetraining #Aussprache #KI

More and more workers in India are collecting video data to train humanoid robots using head-mounted cameras #ai #artificialintelligence #news #tech #robotics #india

Master Research Notes in Guild Wars 2: farming loops, salvage targets, auto-research tips!! haplogamingchef.blogspot.com/2026/05/guil... #GuildWars2 #GW2 #GW2Community #MMORPG #MMO #Gaming #GW2Tips #GW2Economy #GW2Crafting #PCGaming

Kartu Visa InterLink yang terhubung dengan Google Pay bukan sekadar fitur yang nyaman. Ini mewakili pergeseran yang jelas dari Web3 konseptual ke kegunaan dunia nyata. #InterLink #ITLG #ITL

Pete Hegseth: "Diversity cannot be tolerated in our formations."

SEAN GATHRIGHT BEGS JURY FOR MERCY AS THEY WEIGH LIFE OR DEATH IN JULIO FOOLIO MURDER CASE SAYS HE’S “DEEPLY REMORSEFUL”

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The #NationalLottery proudly invest in disability heritage - but they're also advertising on GB News, a toxic channel notorious for ableist content like this 👇 TAKE ACTION: email #NationalLottery, urging them to #StopFundingHate by pulling ads from GB News: complaints@national-lottery.co.uk

February 5th marks one year since we released Rift of the NecroDancer on Steam! But why stick to a day when we can celebrate the whole MONTH? 🥳 We’ve prepared weekly sales, giveaways, and community events to bring us all closer together! Read more here: store.steampowered.com/news/app/207...

and at flat platter depth and size bath. #Birds

...just a sweet little baby, doing sweet-little-baby things...

Chris Maathuis @sports8 Check this out. Hoover Dam launches ‘Road To America 250’ This flag is the length of a football field and it will be on display every day through July 4th #RoadToAmerica250 #HooverDam

Andy Pages has 13 home runs and an .899 OPS this season. His 2.8 WAR only trails Bobby Witt Jr. (3.5) and Yordan Alvarez (2.9) among position players. Pages has nine hits, three homers and three doubles over his last four games.

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12. Interlink goes global. Nodes lighting up worldwide, connecting continents through code. One network, billions of users, finance without borders or restrictions.#InterLink#ITLG#ITL

The standard room control panel allows you to flick lights on or off for free, turning the thermostat to a level where it starts impacting the health of the room's occupants (either by being very hot or very cold) requires some cunning. More examples can be found in the full Dev Diary prior.

It could have been worse Rom! At least it wasn't a caught in the zip incident!

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~ Deep Breathing is 0.00 and works ( for many ) ! ~ 32s video Topic: ment al health. Captions on. You deserve all the centering you could use. You deserve to feel at home in your mind. You deserve everything required to not just live, but to enjoy life & fulfill your heart.

Mike Johnson: "I hope voters remember this in the fall. You've gotta keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans." Your response?

Another day in the depths ends.⚓️ “Get some sleep,” says the Captain. The screen fades to black. Alone in the dark, you write your final diary entry and sign it. Every decision you made weighs heavy as you try to sleep. New False Echo footage is out now. #indiedev #gamedev #submarinegame #pixelart

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Holy cow.. That was a wild pitch to give the Blue Jays 3-2 lead. #bluejays | #mlb | #postseason

🤣 China’s leader, #Xi #Jinping, name-dropped Vladimir #Putin when asked by Trump whether he often brought world leaders to a government #compound they were touring during their two-day summit.

Gewitterwolken auch über #Klagenfurt ⛈️⚡️

In Kyiv, the Russians, who had promised not to strike Kyiv if there were no attacks on Moscow on May 9, destroyed half of a high-rise apartment building with a missile. Many people are trapped under the rubble

Happy Thanksgiving! If your oven is preheating and your coffee is brewing, you are right on schedule. Join EarthCam for a live look at the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade at 8:30 a.m.! http://www.earthcam.com/events/thanksgiving/

reptomsuozzi The fact that the president wants to use taxpayer dollars to pay off the people that came to our Capitol to beat up police officers and weaken our democracy on January 6, 2021 is unacceptable and un-American.

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🌊 CA-36, meet your Courage Candidate. @rustin4congress.bsky.social is running for Congress. Not out of ambition — out of seeing hard work not pay off for too many people. No empty rhetoric. Just problem-solving, concrete goals, and real action.

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April 9th 1986 #Prince & The Revolution film the video for Mountains at Studio de la Victorine, Nice, France. As well as supporting the single release the video also serves as the credits sequence at the end of Under The Cherry Moon #Prince4Ever #PrinceLegacy #PrinceHistory #PrinceAndTheRevolution

❗️In the temporarily occupied Crimea, due to a gasoline shortage, locals are switching to horses.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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What's happening with Bitcoin? There has been a 230% increase in the volume of fiat currency flowing into crypto compared to 2025. You can see that it goes up and down, but there are some clear metrics. #FutureVibes #Kryptoeinsteiger #RealWorldImpact

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