One of the most important parenting skills is knowing when to say no to your toddler — ideally before they get their tiny little hands on a sharp knife.

“So act that you use humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other, always at the same time as an end, never merely as a means.” — Immanuel Kant, talking about my kid trying to get a stray cat to tickle his feet when the cat clearly has ends of its own it’s pretty busy tickling.

🎶 Baby’s Sharp do do do do do do 🎶

There are, I imagine, worse things that can happen when your kid finds the back massager.

It all first started when the Roomba ran over his foot on a full moon.

In which my son demonstrates an early aptitude for our people’s most ancient tradition: complaining, even when everything is going great.

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

Toddler won’t nap because he’s hopped up on horse (please don’t quote this without the video).

I knew parenting would entail improvisation; I didn’t realize it would involve so much interpretive dance.

Hundreds of AI-generated accounts pushing pro-Trump narratives have embedded across platforms and they look like real creators. Generative AI makes political messaging faster, cheaper, and scalable. We’re entering a phase where voices can be manufactured in real time.

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Jaymes shares his childhood moment of clarity: at seven or eight in an all-boys school, he didn't feel the masculinity expectations taking form around him. Realizing he didn't have to conform, he learned to love his weirdness as power. #EmotionalLiteracy #AuthenticLiving #MasculinityReimagined

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People say I should move on. People can fuck off.

Not so long ago she was out on the streets fending for herself. But as soon as Dolly Parton decides to go back to her suite she can’t get there quick enough. It’s her safe place and she loves it there ❤️

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🤖 SFGiants These ARE the runs you're looking for 👋

I guess my questions are 1. How did the Axios writer get these military documents? 2. How were they allowed to freely discuss what was in said military documents, in an article, that is broadly public for anyone to see? America..we in danger y'all! Only we can save us. #SheShed #Cuba

One D. One R. Both gone. 🏛️ Swalwell resigned, Gonzales retiring as both faced expulsion votes over separate misconduct allegations. Accountability has no party. Follow @politikhq 🔍 #Congress #Politics #Accountability #CapitolHill #Bipartisan​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Your Tax Refund Is a Lie 🤥 You didn’t win. You overpaid. Here’s why getting $0 back might be the smartest move. Learn the words. Laugh at the system. New words every Wednesday #TaxDay #TaxRefund #IRS #Politics #Politicalwordsforadults

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This golden dragon was controlled with a trackball on the arcade cabinet Syvalion (Arcade, Taito, 1988)

The Weber Test is a classic bedside hearing assessment where a vibrating tuning fork is placed on the midline of the forehead to evaluate sound lateralization. #HearingLoss #ENT #PhysicalExam #Neurology #MedicalEducation

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2/3 Galați [pronounced Galatsi] is Romania's 8th biggest city, and also a port on the Danube. As we've seen in the statement, two people suffered minor injuries, so it could have been a lot worse. This is the moment the Russian UAV hit the apartment block in Romania.

If we are serious about ending the horror of children assaulted in raids, families attacked in their homes, and villages set on fire, then we have to understand: this will not stop on its own – it will only end when the occupation ends – and all of us can join the fight to end it. (4/4)

Brazilian military police shoot an armed robber in the act

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The Roseanne Show - Jennifer Tilly, Reverend Al Sharpton (1998) : 182s

Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body (2009) #MeganFox

Trump is reportedly holding billions in infrastructure funding hostage unless Dulles Airport and Penn Station are renamed after himself. Can you imagine if Obama had done this?

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📺 A new episode of “The Pulse” — the heartbeat of Montgomery County — airs this Friday, Oct. 31. Have a story tip or topic you think we should cover? We want to hear from you! Submit your idea to our tip line: https://bit.ly/3PDBZOv

Whew, we've made it to the last day of #AAS247 and we're thriving! By "thriving," we mean we've had more coffee than water this week, but we've also had fruitful discussions with colleagues from around the world! Here's our conference survival kit* ☕️ *peer-reviewed by fellow astronomers 🔭🧪☄️

I am honored to share that I have been endorsed by HeliPAC, whose mission is to empower candidates in large, rural districts by providing chartered aircraft! #aaronforny23 #ny23 #wny

Two customers found their own Trump Mobile data on the open web. They tried to warn the company. The researcher who spotted it tried too. Silence, until the story went public on May 20. Then the confirmation came two days later. #privacy #databreach #surveillance #TrumpMobile Thread. 👇

Mostly a solo adventure, from time to time an NPC may tag along and give you advice (and leave all of the fighting to you!). Outside of its simple, button-controlled combat, it followed a basic, easy-to-follow formula for RPGs keeping things simple and familiar as you quest to save the world.

Whale-hello new followers! A sneak peek of what’s coming your way in 2026. Lots of science, wildlife, outdoor action, travel, adventure, education and science communication. Free diving shots: @jessmiocevich - such a legend! #2026 #adventure #travel #thisiswhatascientistlookslike

Power bills are rising due to AI data centers. In some areas, power bills nearly doubled. We need to put the brakes on data centers to stop power inflation. Sign if you agree >> www.claytontuckertx.com/stop_ai_cent... #Texas #AI #DataCenters #Power #AffordabilityCrisis

Drone heroes discovered some more enemy logistics and terrorist personnel.☄️💥 SIGNUM 🇺🇦53rd Separate Mechanised Brigade in the Lyman direction.

I-279 @ MM 12.3 (MCALEER RD) 🕒 6:42 AM - 6:43 AM ET (3x speed) 🌡️ 49°F | Clear 📍: 40.575370,-80.093170

Your New York Moment of the Day - November 25th 2025 🎠 #NYCSky

Trump’s war has already wiped out your tax cut for this year

US Congress Returns, UK Housing Reforms, and FEMA Staffing Updates #politics #government #elections #policy #politicalnews #democracy

At this rate I think I'm averaging like 30 frames a day but I've uh. Felt like garbage the last few days. So.

Good Monday Morning Beautiful People - brings back memories

I love this Queens voice. She is beautiful as well as talented. She puts everything into her music. You can feel the emotion. #fantasia #blackwomen

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Kaitlyn Chen's got this. #WNBA

CLAIMING THAT THERE IS SUCH A THING AS: STERILE non-virual 🦟 Mosquitoes; iS ONE OF THE biggest lies EVER TOLD. They DISTRIBUTE mRNA 🦠 INTO your bloodstream before they take one🩸drop into themselves 🦟

Your Green Party councillors are here to help 🤝💚 📧 Here's how to get in touch with them! *Bradford Greens website update coming soon!

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Democrats AND Republicans when a politician supports massive AI data center construction:

The home where a notorious serial killer killed and dismembered some of his victims is now for sale: https://bit.ly/4oeEGXu

Kittens are so light, breakfast makes them heavier! 😲🐱 These tiny kittens weigh almost nothing, but after a meal, they vi… 🔥 More viral clips & AI art: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@RuViralEN TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@coolvidzcool Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vidzcool/

This cozy game lets you relax and let your creativity flow!  #smallspacescreator #cozygamer #cozygames #indiegames #gaming

BMW M3 Drift's on the Race Track #bmwm3 #cardrifting #race #tiktokdrivingcontest #carsoftiktokcontest