Slo-mo is great because before it you had to just imagine what it was like to be a cheerleader for a jeering team of whale demons on the moon.

My child may never know what it means to be a “spoony bard,” & neither may his mother, and neither may you, but it’s from Final Fantasy IV and the point is I’m spending time with my him instead of playing video games, and as a man, I believe that entitles me to some form of medal or parade, yes?

My kid may or may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you can certainly tell he wants it.

The fact remains: my son has never been seen in the same room as the Cutie Bomber. Also Spider-Man. Also Superman. So by the transitive property, Spider-Man is Superman—which explains why neither has done anything about the Cutie Bomber.

Kid slipped on a banana speell.

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

Part of being a parent is figuring out how to let your tiny frustrations out without your kid ever feeling it—or even noticing it in the first place. For example, if you can convince them you’re playing vampire, you never have to explicitly tell them they suck. #EverybodyWins

Watch out! Born swinger coming through. (And back. And then through again. It’s honestly kinda hard to make a dramatic entrance when you’re a born swinger.)

One of the most important parenting skills is knowing when to say no to your toddler — ideally before they get their tiny little hands on a sharp knife.

Gonna get Toddles a starter job as one of those night elves that fixes shoes. I figure since it’s magic it kind of sits outside the whole “child labor law” system, and his bedtime already lives in the land of myth, so 🤷‍♂️🧝

I still can’t believe that a #WorstBear Panda legitimately defeated a Malabar Giant Squirrel in #2016MMM. 🐼⚔️🐿️ #SquirrelEnemies #2026MMM

El Cabildo de La Palma y el Hotel Princess de Fuencaliente firman una alianza estratégica para impulsar la contratación de mujeres que hayan sido víctimas de violencia de género.

Good, early morning from downtown Hamilton, Ohio! I am here working with our Journal-News team today!

Black Spire Outpost entered a new era as Darth Vader arrived to search for Skywalker. While patrolling with his stormtroopers, the Dark Lord stopped to address Rebel Nadia . He noted that her Vader-inspired attire made her a powerful asset to the Empire before continuing his march.

Welcoming over 8 million visitors annually in Florence poses maintenance challenges, exemplified by Il Porcellino, a bronze landmark often touched by tourists, resulting in wear and damage. Franco, a master artisan at Fonderia Artistica Marinelli, restores such iconic pieces.

If you impeach Trump, could you get an impeachment? @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social theorizes on the question with @timmiller.bsky.social and @samsteindc.bsky.social on the newest special edition of The Next Level.

After bath zoomies.

naked on fresh sheets after a shower, still undefeated.

Expedition 33, BioShock, and Super Mario Bros are all approximately 20 years apart. Gaming is art, and it is life changing, let's examine it. #gaming #mario #expedition33 #bioshock #frankdomenic🤓

Talking comics and representation!

Elon Musk preparing for his latest Space X launch. Have I Got News For You. #BBC #TeslaTakedown

Disney+ is wilin' out with this new Punisher special. @haitch.bsky.social @goldman.blue @rosiemarx

Grocery costs just jumped 3%, and it is only getting worse. Trump is hiking diesel prices with his reckless Iran conflict, and we are the ones stuck with the bill. We are literally paying for a war we never wanted. 💸 #WeCantAffordTrump

#games #lasvegas #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/pczj6g1d

Podcast Episode 005 is out now! Watch on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts, links are available via Linktree in Bio.

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About the Orix Buffaloes team song (but mostly how the the Orix Buffaloes came into existence) #Bs2025 #MusicTheory #NPBeng

Stop scrolling! Why are Muslim homes quietly outperforming formal math lessons? Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/early_numeracy Muslim homes teach numeracy through salah, iftar, and wudu. It's already happening. #fyp #Islam

ICYMI: Donald Trump’s use of military intervention in the Americas is an escalation of a centuries long policy of intervention on behalf of US interests. rabble.ca/columnists/t...

Shiny Spiritomb Masuda Hunt #5 #pokemonstreamer #nintendogames #streamer #twitch #twitchstreamer #pokemon #shiny #shinyhunt #shinypokemon #shinyhunting #shinyhunter #shinydex #streaming #nintendo #shinyhunting #promosky #ShinyPokemonStreamer #shinypokemonhunting #Hotones #HotMons

Stanley Tucci on Late Night September 30, 1998 : 391s

The immiseration must continue until "starvation sieges abroad are bad" and "genocide is bad" become the default values of the American hogs.

Love this! Going to miss moments like this with @colbertlateshow

61% of Americans feel the economy is on the wrong track. That's up from 43% in January. My gasoline bill agrees! #MomSky

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poucos minutos para ver uma foto do gabriel magalhães e saliba com o titulo da premier league ARSENAL FOOTBALL CLUB

On Friday I’ll be doing a 1 hour deep dive interview with Triumph drummer and co-lead vocalist Gil Moore! The 4x Juno nominated band has received 18 gold and 9 platinum awards and they're currently on their first major tour in more than three decades playing arenas across North America!

County Executive Marc Elrich and Council President Natali Fani-González are moving forward with proposed zoning law changes that may determine where data centers can be built and what land use regulations they must follow.

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#treasury #yields #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-15/us/Economy/fr/bs/Les-rendements-des-bons-du-Trésor-explosent-alors-qu'une-vente-mondiale-d'obligations-s'empare-de-Wall-Street-;-le-rendement-américain-à-30-ans-atteint-son-plus-haut-niveau-depuis-2007/1277531

Hi #IndieAnimationDay! Here’s a peek at the short film I’m currently making; ‘Clownz 4 Life’ Co-produced with @casvdp.bsky.social

Rima Laibow on #COVID and #psychopaths rumble.com/embed/vshv7g Mirror t.me/gonzojourney... Dr. Rima Laibow tells Jeff Crouere that Covid's part of a #plan to #kill #billions of #people. #Watch her full #interview on #RingsidePolitics: americasvoice.news/video/AuVh16...

A bright fireball was spotted streaking through the sky over southern B.C. just after midnight on April 29. Witnesses described it as a sudden bright flash of light, with some reports of sound.

Bold as passion, soft as grace—rubies and pearls meet where fire learns how to whisper. A little sparkle never hurt anyone, especially when it tells a story of strength wrapped in elegance. Did you know rubies symbolize vitality and courage, while pearls have long represented wisdom earned through

The ICE agents who shot and killed Americans must be held accountable.

Trump To Release Classified UFO Documents

"Charles Alloncle a tendu un piège dans lequel tout le monde est tombé" selon @paulaveline.bsky.social pour qui le rapporteur a abimé le principe de la commission d'enquête à des fins politiques et personnels ⤵️ www.arretsurimages.net/emissions/ar...

🚀Optical #nanoscopy without “ON/OFF”: A team of scientists led by our director Stefan Hell has increased the resolution in fluorescence #microscopy by a factor of 30 without having to sequentially switch fluorescent molecules between light & dark states. 👀🔬 #maxplanck 👉 www.mr.mpg.de/14614607/new...

The Sally Crain-Jager Student Art Exhibition is still available to view in the CPAC Rick Wood Lobby and Art Gallery on weekdays, 9am-5pm until May 1st!

The likes of Justin Webb are in thrall to fossil fuel advocates like Robert Bryce while completely ignoring scientists like Sir David King. May their children forgive them.

Aaaaaand Gooners rejoice in Albany as Man City-Bournemouth goes final.

🗳️ Colombia tiene a esta hora una cita con las urnas, pero los resultados son aún inciertos.

#trump #iran #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/v1qs00ud

More questions than answers today as to how the Queensland Police Service got itself into such a financial mess. The report suggests it has been defying the Qld government by directing funding away from the intended purpose. Report now referred to the Qld CCC. #qldpol

65 years later, voting rights still under fire Today in Selma Alabama, “All Roads Lead to the South” March across the Edmund Pettus Bridge for voting rights and eliminating redistricting

Tokyo Shinjuku Railway, Japan #Japan #Nippon

Source #Japan #Nippon

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This conversation between Gregory Bovino and German neo-Nazi MdB Kay Gottschalk (AfD) about introducing the inhumane deportation regime of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement to Germany is a stark reminder that the country may be heading in the same direction. Europe has been there before!

It's a rare one nowadays! 😍 Who remembers when Kay Thomson 🇨🇦 performed a beautiful flying camel to back layback spin during her free program at #Sarajevo1984? We do! 🙋 #Olympics | #FigureSkating | @ISU_Figure | @SkateCanada | @TeamCanada