In which my son demonstrates an early aptitude for our people’s most ancient tradition: complaining, even when everything is going great.

A lot of people hate trigger warnings—not me. I think they’re a helpful tool; I just think we’re using them wrong. I don’t need a heads-up that a movie’s ending is a real bummer.

A tired toddler is a lot like jazz: loopy, hard to follow, and I could listen to it go on and on—but I get why people find it annoying.

Teaching my kid method acting by lying about when he’s on tape. He’s either gonna be a phenomenal actor or a guy who spends the next 40 years having flop-sweat nightmares he can’t quite explain.

Nobody show this to Rini. Instead, show yourself to @myqkaplan.bsky.social’s new special (also titled “Rini,” in what I can only assume is a hilarious coincidence). youtu.be/y0uf9i_z-Aw

Neuroscientifically speaking, every time you remember something you’re rewriting the memory—like a photocopy of a photocopy—which means, technically, this is applied neuroscience, not gaslighting my toddler.

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

Just thinking about how funny it would’ve been if, right after saying “The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff,” Carl Sagan had ripped a massive fart.

I know the Adam and Eve story isn’t meant to be taken literally, but it really does feel like men got there first when they were handing out gender roles. Like Adam had already given all the predators badass names and was like, “Great first day.

And people said I was a fool, A FOOL, to make my baby stay up all night watching The Chair Company on a loop.

wanna know what else was absolutely horrifying in the HF trilogy? THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE ... oops did I repost the Star Wars music edit that I made last year? my bad, the tism collided again

Lifestyle Atlanta is out now only on The Lucky Johnson Network 🌟

Tonight on 21 News 6 P.M.

I don't know about you, but when WE click on the Zia Yusuf's new website promoting the 'punishment' of green voters with detention centres, it automatically redirects to the Refugee Council 😅

another wemby edit for your consideration

Here is a question for you, Ron, as one count charges Mr. Comey under 875(c). What is the difference between a threat to injure "another person" and a threat to injure a "person of another," as it relates to 875(c)? Here is a hint.

Not to be racist but.....followed by racism. 👍🏻

REPORTER: Attacking power plants and bridges violates Geneva Convention. Isn’t that a war crime? TRUMP: I hope I don’t have to do it… they won’t have nuclear weapons. REPORTER: That didn’t answer my question. TRUMP: You are fake news. 25th NOW

This was so freaking nasty. Donovan Clingan is listed at 7'2" Devin Vassell is listed at 6'5" #NBASky #SkyHoops #NBAPlayoffs

⭐️SYDNEY! Tune in tonight to 100.3 FM The Sounds of Macarthur Radio Station to catch my interview on Filipino radio show Radyo Bayanihan! 🙌 Thank you so much to Head Broadcaster Charles Chan and Co-Host Violi Calvert for your support! 💖🙏

COURTROOM TENSION RISES AFTER SEAN GATHRIGHT’S MOTHER TESTIFIES JUDGE CLEARS THE ROOM MINUTES LATER”

Luke Danes Can't paint Luke without a plaid shirt. Luke in a red shirt just isn't Luke. As drawing all those lines took a lot of effort I decided to simplify my rendering and I think it's even better for it. Thoughts? #art #digitalart #painting #lukedanes #gilmoregirls #tv #fanart #timelapse

Today is Equal Pay Day. Just how far have women come? Right now, women working full time are paid less than men. The gap is even wider for Black women, Latinas & mom's. This affects real life: rent, groceries, child care and healthcare. Equal pay means economic security. It's time to close the gap.

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Here's the story behind D.A. Larry Krasner's "I was just here to get some macaroni and cheese" quote from election day, with @denisethewriter.bsky.social:

i can be scary and i am weird XD deal with it 😎 #vtuber #skit #meme #funny

Hear from Therese and Jeff, past customers who appreciated being able to customize their move to their new home with TWO MEN AND A TRUCK!🏠 #twomenandatruck

Wemby is looking like he's about to hang 40 points on the Timberwolves 😤 #NBA Threads

⛔ #BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Fox News just admitted that inflation is getting way worse under #DonaldTrümp 's leadership. It must be really bad if even Fox is admitting this.

Jonquel Jones has 8 of the New York Liberty's 18 3rd quarter points #WNBA

#Birds Bad Kötzting, 06.05.

Is being more organized on your 2026 goal list? Start small, like giving winter gear a home that actually makes sense. Lockers are the secret weapon for making your home less chaotic and more calm. Follow us for simple organization ideas that actually work. #2026goals

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Come out and Protest Trumps Birthday, It’s Patriotic! No Kings

What can I say? What goes around comes around! 🤪 (I’m sorry #caine fans, please don’t kill me! 😭) #theamazingdigitalcircus #amazingdigitalcircus #digitalcircus #tadcep8 #tadc

An indie horror game where you have to feed an earlobe to a crow to get a key...

NAME THIS PERSON IF YOU KNOW! I BET YOU DONT KNOW THIS PERSON! #people #physics #trending #reels

Oren is another 1yr old PUPPy! Only 22 ppl think he’s worthy of a repost? No one posts bc they have nothing better to do! They post 2SAVE LIVES! We can do better 2try 2save him! URGENT 🚨

DISGUISE YOURSELF FOOL

U.S. research has been claiming that politicians ignore ordinary voters. The real gap in political influence lies between the general public and the ultra-wealthy — so your vote counts more than you think it does. #greatnews #yourvotecounts #vote #optimism #greatnews4u #democracy

Flashback Fridays: 9 years ago these ladies modeled for me on the boat. #SLS #TeamSuperior #SuperiorLuxuryStyle

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. GEORGE ORWELL

More often than not, as the ball goes up, he's already darting to the opposing team's side of the floor in an attempt to play interceptor. And, here's the thing. There's rarely any consequence. Even if he doesn't come up with the ball, he still putting himself in position to pressure the ball

Why publish with Wiley? Because submitting should be the easy part. 92% of authors found Wiley's Research Exchange easy to use. It automatically extracts titles, abstracts, and affiliations from your manuscript — no copying, no pasting, no starting over. Read the blog 🔗 https://ow.ly/nWMa50YTaeh

Why would American tax payers paying $1.8 billion to convicted felons, traitors, pedophiles be a problem? 🤷‍♂️ It goes beyond "let them eat cake", it's literally Epstein class F*king Americans on the national scale. Please by all means Republicans keep going. F*ck around and see.

Spent the day refactoring the whole loading system. It fixed a lot of issues, I just hope everything else still works the same 👌 🌟 Wishlist the game on Steam : store.steampowered.com/app/3386520/... #IndieGameDev #indiedev #game #RTS #indiegame

Minab School - Iran

In Phase 1, Ukraine focused on destroying the enemy's air defence. In Phase 2, Ukraine is focused on destroying the enemy's supply lines. In Phase 3, Ukraine will focus on destroying the occupiers and liberating our temporarily occupied territories.

Find Your Color is a poetry book for those who had to hide themselves, to act like someone else, or squander their own dreams in order to survive or feel loved. Add Find Your Color to your TBR. We’re counting down to February 26th for its release! linktr.ee/lindsaysfara

Good Tuesday $daCAT fam. Know when to HODL em. 😼

In 2016, Donald Trump campaigned on restoring ethics in government. Since then, he has refused to divest from his business interests as his net worth has increased by billions of dollars. My latest supercut for @ms.now

😂🤣 Dumbperor has no clothes

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💡 What is PPIE — and why is it such a central concept in ERDERA? Our latest Knowledge Pill explores Patient and Public Involvement and Engagement (PPIE): what it is, why it matters, who is involved, and how #ERDERA puts it into practice. 🔗 Find out more: https://loom.ly/FWzBQpg #RareDiseases

[INDIE ALERT] The Concrete Sutra #1 by Yeo A post-apocalyptic world. Two friends who haven't seen each other for 5 years are heading back home on a bike. The first episode of an epic action jrpg by yeo. Wishlist store.steampowered.com/app/4586810/ #indiegames #indiedev

A 300-year-old yew tree tunnel in Ireland

No one wants to kill Joe.

🎦 Rússia acusa Ucrânia de matar 8 civis e ferir 11 em ataque com drone a ônibus. Ação ocorreu um dia após Moscou fazer ofensiva que matou 23 pessoas em território ucraniano; Kiev não comenta 📲📰 Leia mais em mla.bs/8651a997b0

Pete Hegseth finally found his calling.