I don’t know if this is just because I’ve been reading him M. Night Shyamalan scripts for bedtime but I feel like every conversation with my toddler has a twist ending.

In which my son demonstrates an early aptitude for our people’s most ancient tradition: complaining, even when everything is going great.

Childhood developmental specialists: Is it a good or bad sign that my toddler developed “knife permanence” first?

As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

I knew parenting would entail improvisation; I didn’t realize it would involve so much interpretive dance.

This year for Valentine’s Day, our toddler whacked his mother in the head so hard that it made *me* look good. Mostly just in comparison to him, and can’t rule out her head injury as a factor — but either way, what a naughty little wingman.

Teaching my kid method acting by lying about when he’s on tape. He’s either gonna be a phenomenal actor or a guy who spends the next 40 years having flop-sweat nightmares he can’t quite explain.

Raising a child in Southern California is basically the same as anywhere else—just with a bit more emphasis on earthquake and fire prep. That’s where the Skymall neck massager and the Skymall flame-retardant neck massager really shine.

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

Next year, Mariah will be the dorm mother of the infamous sorority Phi Beta Pie. If she can survive her vacation… www.amazon.com/dp/B07YQ9LXQR

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What this fella says about the utility company’s advice makes a lot of sense. Of course they are ripping us off. Tony

When you watch a video of ISRAELI being absolutely POUNDED ….

Patients deserve an easy way to discover the lowest price to pay. I applaud the President in bringing attention to drug costs. But if you want a one stop shop for low prices, TrumpRx isn’t it. @mcuban.bsky.social and @costplusdrugs.com @goodrx.bsky.social are much more comprehensive.

⚽️ Goal by Curtis Jones 🔴 Liverpool 1-0 Brentford 🔵 #PremierLeague #LIVBRE

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Devil Wears Prada 2 Soundtrack, Meryl Streep on Film Tropes, and SNL Cameos #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

My review of The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes) by Tiffany Hunt #booksky #romancereader #fantasyromance #guidestovillainyandllove #romantasy

Mauricio Dubon's 2-run single gives the Braves an 8-3 lead over the Marlins

The United States has moved on to killing people in Cuba now. They are completely out of oil. They have no power. They have no way to get medicines. Newborns and the elderly are dying. All of this is also to be blamed on Donald fucking Trump. It’s just never going to end. 😡

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My immediate thoughts after a disappointing King’s Speech. #westminster #mp #parliament #government

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Last night, Israeli settler groups torched several Palestinian vehicles in Khirbet Saud, occupied West Bank.

Ron DeSantis can gerrymander Florida all he wants, but he can't redraw his way out of reality. @leelagray.bsky.social knows that voters are done with business as usual, and we're proud to have her back.

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The intricate drug distribution network, compounded by societal ills, has collectively fuelled this crisis; mere emergency measures are insufficient to cure such a long-standing and intractable problem.

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As hard as I try, I just can't view "X" for more than 2 min. Nothing but dem bashing and non-drumpf followers verbally being attacked by those who have no commonsense and truly don't care about our country, while praising the prick trying to take it over.

Dishonorable and grotesque actions betray patriotism. Families of January 6th victims suffer while democracy is undermined. Billions settled with Trump, above the law, while Americans struggle with gas and groceries. Unconstitutional and despicable. #January6th #Accountability #Democracy #Justice

Before content was an industry, it was curiosity. At @websummit.bsky.social , Armen Adamjan shared how filming himself dance on a simple 20-second camera sparked his journey into editing and storytelling. 🎥Full interview: youtu.be/doylbXKXTy4?... #CreatorJourney #WebSummitQatar2026

Get outside & enjoy God's blessings!

Nest so crowded now, mum sleeps to the side

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Doing a major overhaul of how corpses, bodies, and body parts are handled. Here I’m using debug tools to dismember this poor gobbo for science. Soon I'll be killing goblins with their own hands. #gamedev #indiedev #indiegame #roguelike #goblin #roguelike #simulation #pixelart #darkfantasy #DFE

"You only made her voice louder and stronger." Lindsy Baumgart, the daughter of Barbara Lenz, spoke Friday morning at the sentencing of Robert Davis. Davis was convicted earlier this year of killing Lenz in 1989.

Since nuclear is being thrown around so loosely! #FDJT

Ale nie powinno być traktowane jak obiektywna prawda. Franciszek Georgiew tłumaczy, gdzie przebiega granica: AI nie powie nam, kiedy skończy się wojna ani nie rozstrzygnie za nas relacji. Może jednak pomóc zobaczyć możliwe wzorce, ryzyka i pytania, z którymi warto iść dalej.

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BERTIE takes on BOWSER!! #supermario #supermariobros #thomasandfriends #thomasthetankengine

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Well, i brainstormed it, and decided to tell the story of writing Punk is Dead in a series of posts. Here’s the first one.

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The video would conclude with the main event and Jon Moxley’s debut, including the promo he released online and on BTE after the event. He and Joey Janela would share a cigarette, setting up the main event of AEW’s next official show, “Fyter Fest.” 🏖️ (via The Road to Double or Nothing Epilogue)

Day 2 completed 30 Day Jump Rope Challenge At first, I felt a little tight in the legs from yesterday, but was able to loosen up a bit and get a good jump in. I also used the stairs behind me to get some reps up and down 5 times each for 3 sets. #BlackSkyFitness #BigTruFitness

📽️Our Chief Exec @suepritch.bsky.social on her recent @observeruk.bsky.social piece, the conversations she’s taking part in over the next month, an how we’re getting the voices of citizens and farmers to politicians and policymakers. Read the article observer.co.uk/news/opinion...

how some people on here get about what city or state they're from

🚨Horrific situation in Gaza displacement camps: rodents are carrying out aggressive attacks inside tents housing displaced families, amid a rapidly worsening humanitarian and public health crisis. A 22 year old mother described her child being bitten by rats while sleeping, as overcrowded camps

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A shark named Ritinha in a Rio de Janeiro aquarium has predicted that Brazil will win its opening World Cup game against Morocco, choosing a Brazil bucket in her tank. Marcelo Szpilman, director of the aquarium, hopes the attention will encourage shark conservation.

Freedom of speech for me, but not for thee. #gasprices