Sometimes as a parent, you find yourself wrapping your kid up in a yoga mat because that’s what he wanted. And then, when he gets stuck, you’re thinking, “Cool. Hope I didn’t just give him a lifelong fear of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Or Southeast Asian fitness culture.

The fact remains: my son has never been seen in the same room as the Cutie Bomber. Also Spider-Man. Also Superman. So by the transitive property, Spider-Man is Superman—which explains why neither has done anything about the Cutie Bomber.

Part of being a parent is figuring out how to let your tiny frustrations out without your kid ever feeling it—or even noticing it in the first place. For example, if you can convince them you’re playing vampire, you never have to explicitly tell them they suck. #EverybodyWins

His MC Name is (((Dr. Dreidel)))

New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

Pop? Corny.

As a Jewish father, I’ll never have to tell my kid Santa isn’t real. But one day I am going to have to tell him that Roomba’s parent company, iRobot, went out of business. So yeah… let’s just say I get it.

Kid slipped on a banana speell.

“So act that you use humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other, always at the same time as an end, never merely as a means.” — Immanuel Kant, talking about my kid trying to get a stray cat to tickle his feet when the cat clearly has ends of its own it’s pretty busy tickling.

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4 milliards d'économies en santé ... c'est une aberration ! Manuel Bompard - BFMTV - 08/12/2025 #bompard #lfi #macron #politique #budget

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Why is the #USA saying the #war in #Iran is over? 1. After 30 days, they need #congressional approval ✅ 2. They met the USA objectives of #blocking the #Strait 🫡 3. TRUMP #insidertrading on oil 💰 4. Providing cover for #Israel to start bombing a new country Which objective was met? #USApoli

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Put cheese on broccoli… it’s still broccoli 😏 @trueeager.bsky.social says the Conservative Party of Canada rebrand isn’t fooling anyone 🦫🔥👇 Same pitch 👇 Full Episode: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpG3... #cdnpoli #Canada #CPC #politics

I just want to take that smug faced weasel and toss him in a Louisiana lake. I hope his hair falls off in splotches Tony

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North America's largest construction trade show, meet the most durable and secure tarp systems on the market! The Roll Rite team is at ConExpo in Vegas, showing off the Pultarps Aluminator 8500E and the DC800 System with TORC™ Pivot Technology. Looking good, guys! #construction #trucking

FIFA Quality 3G pitch laid at St. Columb’s Park in Derry with £485.5k works due for completion this month www.derryjournal.com/news/people/...

Whispers of Power: Book Two of Now Comes Grim Before war consumes the galaxy, before the battlefield is drenched in blood, there are the whispers—of power, of betrayal, of men willing to sacrifice everything to shape the future. a.co/d/iQQnejO #scifi

The "dark side" of technology refers to the unintended, harmful, or unethical consequences of rapid technological advancement. While technology has brought immense progress, it has also created complex psychological, social, and environmental challenges.

Druski Shares Throwback 2016 Clip Predicting He’d One Day Be on Meek Mill’s Level After Meeting the Rapper

Trump's tariffs cut EU exports to America by 15 percent. Europe is chasing markets where China already won. #CulturalPerspective #EU #Mercosur #SingleMarket #TrumpTariffs

Remember that time when Marco Rubio called out Trump for the dangerous, unAmerican fascist he really was/L back in 2016? He knew then. The whole GOP knew. But they chose power instead of country. #marcorubio #trump #fascism

U.S. and Iraqi officials say an American journalist was warned of threats against her in the days before she was kidnapped from the capital of Baghdad. An Iraqi official says Shelly Kittleson entered Iraq from Syria prior to her abduction. She remains missing.

Noelle Foley ringside watching her dad and Renee 🔥 #AEW

We're not. False alarm. Check in next Summer. (There's nothing out there besides germs and disappointment) 🤣

LaDIS was born from years of dialogue, shared ambition and the decision to step beyond each discipline’s comfort zone 🔬 ➡️ladis.uva.es #scienceimpact #ladis #uva #disruptivescience #interdisciplinaryscience #universityofvalladolid #scienceforimpact #science

Who else? I can't be the only one? Crystal necklace: @bcpjewelryofficial #politics #comedy #gothstyle

“Wellness is strengthened when we support one another and lead with compassion.” — Dr. Nel Wieman How will you lead with compassion this week? #PhysicianWellness #CompassionateLeadership #WomenInMedicine #InclusiveCare

Monday, May 4, 2026, is good day to lock Trump up in Alligator Auschwitz and cancel construction of the Epstein Ballroom. And the day is not yet over. #TrumpPedoFiles #KatieJohnson #LockHimUp Hulk not like child-raper. Hulk smash child-raper

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The standard room control panel allows you to flick lights on or off for free, turning the thermostat to a level where it starts impacting the health of the room's occupants (either by being very hot or very cold) requires some cunning. More examples can be found in the full Dev Diary prior.

CRIME SPREE, A BUCK TAYLOR NOVEL BY CHUCK MORGAN ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Forget sleep; once you pick this book up, you won't want to put it down until it's finished. Fantastic story, and highly recommended for fans of high-octane crime thrillers. Reviewed By Anne-Marie Reynolds for Readers’ Favorite ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Crime Spree…

Sometimes music helps set the scene. Sometimes it’s just a distraction. Either way, here’s what I’m listening to while writing my new novel. #ChrisRiker #WIP #Fantasy #SciFi #Booktok #Booktokformen #Author #IndieAuthor #Writer #WriterTok #TBR #Music #KeepReading

Busta Rhymes, Paul Rosenberg’s Silence and the Eminem Deal Drama Busta Rhymes reflects on a tense behind-the-scenes story involving Paul Rosenberg, silence, industry pressure and the drama surrounding a possible Eminem deal. #BustaRhymes

Even as model guidance from the Ai-GFS shows the ridge weakening slightly next week, the pattern remains warm enough to keep many areas above normal.

Mike Johnson: "I hope voters remember this in the fall. You've gotta keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans." Your response?

Here’s to celebrating the sundress and so much else. #poetry #sundress #sundressseason #soothingvoice

Silence around menstrual health isn’t protection—it’s risk. 🚫🩸 Breaking the stigma means earlier conversations, earlier screening, and healthier outcomes for moms & babies. 📽️ Watch the voices from around the world. #BloodHealth #MomsBloodHealthMyFuture #AnemiaAwareness #MaternalHealth #MedSky

On May 29, 2013 - LEGO Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles premiered on Cartoon Network with "The Phantom Clone." The special introduced fan-favorite Jek-14 and helped expand one of the most successful collaborations in Star Wars history. #StarWars #LEGOStarWars

Nate Sheets once supported Sid Miller. Now, Sheets is running against him to become Texas Agriculture Commissioner. #txlege STORY: www.wfaa.com/article/news...

This weeks episodes of let’s plays are queued and ready to upload everyday at noon est, be sure to go watch this weeks #battlefront2 #kingdomheartsfinalmix #wolfensteintheneworder #godofwar4 #masseffect2 #reddeadredemtion2 and #finalfantasyx

5/7 💡Missed opportunities for gender-informed policy: When studies ignore how gender affects tobacco use, they risk reinforcing harmful stereotypes and fail to reach vulnerable populations. This compromises the effectiveness and fairness of tobacco control efforts.

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After giving up two runs in the top of the 1st, the #Pirates respond with a 5-run bottom of the 1st Brandon Lowe RBI single Ryan O’Hearn RBI double Nick Gonzales RBI groundout Marcell Ozuna RBI double Konnor Griffin RBI double

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The 2026 Disclosure and the Great Human Reset Bashar (channeled by Darryl Anka) redefines the Doomsday Clock: 2 seconds to midnight, 3 seconds to dawn – not collapse, but awakening. 💻 M5D Site multiverse5dpodcast.podbean.com 🔊 Multiverse 5D Spotify sptfy.bio/m5d

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Aviation strikes on enemy fortifications and defensive positions in coordination with attack aircraft and artillery.

Remember when Rudy was killed in the supermarket?

❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian FP-1 kamikaze drone beautifully maneuvers in the sky over 🇷🇺St. Petersburg.

Powerblock Powerbench 2.0 Preview #homegym #garagegym #powerblock

Foul ball directly to the nuts is as brutal as it gets