A tired toddler is a lot like jazz: loopy, hard to follow, and I could listen to it go on and on—but I get why people find it annoying.

Neuroscientifically speaking, every time you remember something you’re rewriting the memory—like a photocopy of a photocopy—which means, technically, this is applied neuroscience, not gaslighting my toddler.

As a Jewish father, I’ll never have to tell my kid Santa isn’t real. But one day I am going to have to tell him that Roomba’s parent company, iRobot, went out of business. So yeah… let’s just say I get it.

Trying to give my kid the old college head start by teaching him all the essential ping pong ball tricks for rush week. (I assume—Oberlin didn’t have frats, so I just had to pledge a vegan book club. Now I suck at ping pong and enter a trauma fugue around lentils.)

Kid slipped on a banana speell.

As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

His MC Name is (((Dr. Dreidel)))

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

I don’t know if this is just because I’ve been reading him M. Night Shyamalan scripts for bedtime but I feel like every conversation with my toddler has a twist ending.

Slo-mo is great because before it you had to just imagine what it was like to be a cheerleader for a jeering team of whale demons on the moon.

Much Better 😌

"SHIFTERS 01: Survival is not Optional." by Kal Fulsom books2read.com/SHIFTERS-01 A thrilling, disturbing, thought-provoking, witty, and innovative first installment of this controversial and mind-boggling series.

My guy, your face is falling off.

🇺🇦 Zelensky: This week, the Russians launched over 3,170 strike drones, more than 1,300 KABs, and 74 missiles of various types into Ukraine, most of them ballistic. 52 people died as a result of the shelling during the week. Another 346 people were injured, 22 of them children.

As communities in Victoria deal with bushfires ravaging their homes, farms and towns, it's important to remember how climate pollution is turbo-charging dangerous fire conditions. Illustrations by @jessharwoodart

need that new ‘the boys’ episode. #theboys #oi #billybutcher #homelander #fyp

Cambridge Analytica / Alex Phillips receipts. #politicslive

#BlindTestXylophoneàUneMain - #21 Indice : rock (psyché en autres), début 70s.

Republican talk-show host Erick Erickson: “It is not a good sign that the WH social media team is, instead of selling the President’s plan, bullying and cussing at anyone questioning the plan.”

Don Lemon, thank you, sir! Trump is crazy, the Congress and Senate need to do their jobs to get him out office!

The term "Lady Cyberpunk" usually refers to one of three things: a specific major character from the Cyberpunk 2077 universe, the "Female V" protagonist, or the general fashion aesthetic associated with futuristic, high-tech women.

Why do we need Dan in the Dáil? Because nobody cares about Dublin Central like he does. On May 22, vote Daniel Ennis number 1.

Happy World Theatre Day! 🎭 Dr Henry Bell, Senior Lecturer in Performance at UWS, shares his incredible story of how acting helped him overcome a childhood stammer and changed his life. Study BA Performance: www.uws.ac.uk/study/undergraduate/undergraduate-course-search/performance

the_golden_nala antworten Teil 1 #pcosyndrom #fruchtbarkeit #schwangerwerden #unfruchtbarkeit Ich bringe gerade meine Videos hierher – falls du neu bist, willkommen! 👋

Wenn ihr Flausch wollt, dann bitte schön! Einen sehr müden und faulen Flausch, der da grade im Bettchen mit dem Kopf auf seinem Kissen liegt. Bin genau so müde wie Argos, hinlegen und schlafen geht aber grad nicht. Habt den Tag fein!😊🫂

Did you see it coming?

🇪🇸 Ebrima Tunkara converts a penalty #U17Euro

Michael Jackson wrote a song, "Palestine, Don't Cry" that Sony REFUSED to Release A few months later, the allegations about him came out.

Me to my alarm clock after no sleep:

A full-scale VR MOBA shooter that brings classic MOBA strategy into fully immersive, real-time combat 🎯🌌 STARVAULT is now available on Meta Quest & coming soon to Steam 👇 #indiegame #indiedev

Being able to play Halo Combat Evolved with @renithevamp.com was probably one of my favorite things I have done as of recent! The nostalgia with my bestie was so surreal and I am happy I am VASTLY SUPERIOR TO YOUNG COMMANDER! Now enjoy Reni and I taking down our first banshee 💀🤙

Israeli occupation forces are demolishing buildings in the Al-Satr Al-Gharbi area of Khan Younis in southern Gaza.

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Well, you know, some MAGA people cleverly caught witches in California!

On her birthday, 10-year-old Nayeli Gomez confronted ICE goons outside Delaney Hall ICE detention center in Newark, New Jersey. Her father, who has diabetes, is detained inside.

In the end, the two Trump administrations will end up killing what, 100s of 1000s? millions of people? bluevirginia.us/2026/05/tues...

New vlog is up! Honorable mentions in this one are: @dianaweymar of @tinypricksproject, @of.mars, @zizidoracrochet, @drdafshow, @rachel0ates, @olympiatroutpatrol, and my awesome customers!

Un #drone s'est écrasé sur un immeuble résidentiel dans la ville de Galati, dans l’est de la Roumanie, a rapporté l’agence Mediafax. D’après la même source, l’explosion s’est produite lors de l’impact, provoquant un incendie dans un appartement.

2-time MVP Shai on his evolution to become a dominant scorer

We really are living in a weird ass timeline where we find out from freaking Kelsey Swanson that the RHOM ladies are hanging out #RHOM #RHORI

✍️ Scott Beattie dives into journaling games and learner co-creation—where students don’t just play the game… they help build it. June 5–7 | Online 💻 gblconference.com/ #GameBasedLearning

Mariners:

Consumer News: February 4, 2026 The Washington Post going ahead with massive layoffs. It may be significantly cheaper to rent than to own a home right now. Plus, Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations. #WashingtonPost #RentvsOwn #PizzaHut #ConsumerNews

Tax season burnout is REAL. 📉 Stop trying to power through the stress and start adapting to it. I take My Balance Stress Relief to help my nervous system find its center. 🧘‍♀️✨ Get your calm back at My-Balance.net 🛒 #TaxSeason #BurnoutRecovery #StressRelief #CortisolControl #MyBalance

Tech in dementia care: empowerment or control? 🤔 MCI and Beyond explores how innovation impacts dignity, safety & ethics. 🔗 Join us—visit, share, follow & subscribe! #DementiaCare #MCIandBeyond #EthicsInAI #BrainHealth #FutureOfCare

Over the last 50 years, $50 trillion has flowed from the bottom 90% of Americans to the top 1%. Why don't our political leaders fix it? They work for the 1%. Many are the 1%. It's time to elect an outsider.

Bridget McKenzie unravels & sent spinning after complaining about sham contracting in the trucking industry as Anthony Chisholm reminds her she “opposed” legislation to tackle the issue. “You talk a big game, but when you’re in govt you actually do the opposite”🔥 #auspol

CNN’s Daniel Dale just shredded Trump’s latest lie: “These claims are just not true.” Trump keeps insisting grocery prices are “way down,” but inflation data shows the opposite. Prices are still climbing, and he’s gaslighting Americans who feel it every time they check out at the register.

To jest chyba jedno z najuczciwszych zdań o AI: może dać Ci w sekundy wnioski, do których sam dochodziłbyś godzinami. Ale jest warunek. Musisz dobrze opisać problem. Dać kontekst. Wiedzieć, czego oczekujesz. Inaczej dostaniesz tylko ładną odpowiedź, nie realną pomoc.

“Silent” was the missing word… now it’s in…. “ Democracy dies in silent darkness”

New enemy Brute butt slam! So happy how this turned out! #gamedev #indiedev

My brother built this himself from the trailer we had for the General ATV. Pretty good for his first build. Sturdy as hell! #Mexico

🛑 Anketlerde birinci sıradaki ana muhalefet partisinin genel merkezine biber gazı bombardımanı ve polis marifeti ile girilmiş. 🛑 Aynı gün Anahtar Parti'nin genel başkanı Yavuz Ağıralioğlu. "Bayramlaşmada muhatabımız kim?" deyip duruyor. Bir zil takıp oynamadıkları kalmış.

Have you ever ended up in a place you didn't realize you were supposed to be? It can happen to the best of us.

𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆𝘄𝗼𝗼𝗱 looks like a lot of fun! No date or window given, but I'll be keeping tabs on this!

Навіть бобер пішов у бомбосховище: на відео — Київ.

New Tomb Raider reaction! TWO Tomb Raider games?! Tomb Raider: Legacy of Atlantis and Tomb Raider: Catalyst were both just unveiled at The Game Awards! #tombraider #gaming #gameplay #reaction

-he smiles... THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS EXCITED AT THE IDEA THAT ANOTHER TERMINATOR WAS THERE. it's so clear in a lot of moments in the movie he's more sentient than what the movie is letting on. It's almost like he's enjoying the hunt.

Straights dealing with Pride month.