“Why do we fall, Bruce?” So we can learn to bump our heads. Also, my name’s not Bruce. Sorry—I’ve fallen down a lot.

Teaching my kid method acting by lying about when he’s on tape. He’s either gonna be a phenomenal actor or a guy who spends the next 40 years having flop-sweat nightmares he can’t quite explain.

Trying to give my kid the old college head start by teaching him all the essential ping pong ball tricks for rush week. (I assume—Oberlin didn’t have frats, so I just had to pledge a vegan book club. Now I suck at ping pong and enter a trauma fugue around lentils.)

Don’t tell his mom, but I’m secretly training my kid to be the Coyote who actually takes out his Road Runner. ACME discipline. Real-world physics. Maybe no TNT. 🧨

Part of being a parent is figuring out how to let your tiny frustrations out without your kid ever feeling it—or even noticing it in the first place. For example, if you can convince them you’re playing vampire, you never have to explicitly tell them they suck. #EverybodyWins

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

A lot of people hate trigger warnings—not me. I think they’re a helpful tool; I just think we’re using them wrong. I don’t need a heads-up that a movie’s ending is a real bummer.

My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

Childhood developmental specialists: Is it a good or bad sign that my toddler developed “knife permanence” first?

Just thinking about how funny it would’ve been if, right after saying “The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff,” Carl Sagan had ripped a massive fart.

"Will you be the energy secretary?" Last night, ahead of today's cabinet appointments, Stephen Flynn was asked by Calum Macdonald if he would take up the role of energy secretary... Would he be a good appointment for John Swinney?

Today's random #German word of the day is ... wenn schon, denn schon. 📢 [click on picture] #LearnALanguage to understand both, the words and the meaning.

Storm #Benjamin houdt huis in Rotterdam!

A gripping first-hand account of the Vietnam War era from an insider who chose prison over battle. 🎬📖 https://www.amazon.com/Matter-Conscience-Bruce-Neckels/dp/1643162365 #MatterOfConscienc#VietnamWarMemoir 🎬 #ConscienceOverWar✊#BruceNeckels

I am continuing to push for better access to medicines where there are currently shortages. Medicines that support those with ADHD and menopause are life-changing, and it is unacceptable for constituents to be left without the care they need.

With Eid al-Adha around the corner, brands and retailers will be scrambling to capitalise on the festivities. But we must not be lulled into a false sense of representation or belonging, explains Nadeine Asbali:

We could win the war in Iran, but at what cost? I break down this and more, in my Weekend Update on Substack. Link in reply.

We need better Intel #helluvaboss #meme

Caruso battling with Wembanyama

Liber Limbia Vol. 846 Chapter 2: Electric calculator girl. www.podomatic.com/podcasts/lib... All shows are performed live just like a real radio show and all images are obviously AI. Please enjoy! #freeform #psychedelic #experimental #rock #noise #electronic #music

Unveiling the brilliance of innovation, "EUREKA!" captures the essence of groundbreaking ideas that change the world. Are you ready for an inspiration surge?

7 days until liftoff! 🚀 On 4 Nov 2025 at 18:03 local (French Guiana) / 21:03 UTC / 22:03 CET, Sentinel-1D launches aboard Ariane 6 — keeping Copernicus radar eyes on Earth, all weather, all the time. 🌍 #Sentinel1D #Copernicus #ESA #Ariane6 #EarthObservation

Photos courtesy of Kirsty Crawford #superdrag #suckedoutthefeeling #lightcodes #orbs #starseeds #lightworkers #arcturians

#SearchStormDigital: While you can find #SearchStormDigital across Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, X, and Pinterest, the simplest place to jump in is on Threads: www.threads.com/@searchstorm... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ A huge THANK YOU to everyone following, supporting, and sharing.

Full Video Here: youtu.be/XMxqAGjiVfo #scotus #birthrightcitizenship #supremecourt #trump #corrupt #precedent #law #decision #roevwade #citizenship #johnroberts #constitution #14thamendment

The Trump Administration is in a Catch-22 situation with Venezuela. Lessons from Iraq show us there’s no good way out of this. #maduro #venezuela #news #politics #iraq

This administration can't give a straight answer because they don't have one. This war is a disaster and their lack of leadership is going to get more Americans killed.

CNET Networks | Editorial | Copyright Jan 2006 Archived Web Page #cnetnetworks #2006

Louisiana residents gathered to protest the proposed congressional map being debated in the House. If approved, the map could go to the governor's desk today. https://tinyurl.com/346czknz

"The Cavs just stopped playing on that possession"

Heute vor 63 Jahren: Am 29. Mai 1963 zündeten die #USA im Rahmen von Operation Storax die Atombombe "Pleasant". Storax war eine Serie von #Kernwaffentests bei der 62/63 insgesamt 47 Bomben im Testgebiet in #Nevada unterirdisch gezündet wurden.

Need to catch up on the Turkey-PKK peace talks? @sinemadar.bsky.social outlined the most recent and most important developments on Recap radio, including: - Steps taken to date - Demirtaş' release prospects - AKP-MHP alignment - CHP's role/stance - Syria and more www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ3r...

This 86 year old priest, along with librarians, writers, medics, scientists, politicians and hundreds of other ordinary people, was today arrested as a terrorist for sitting peacefully and holding a placard. We are grateful for their courage, and we hold continue to hold them in our prayers.

MARAVILHOSO DE CKJK 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Abolish ICE! Legal residency for all 12 million undocumented Americans now! CA-34, I am the only candidate for Congress with a plan to get ICE out of LA while also making sure our undocumented neighbors receive the legal residency they have earned. #CA34 #Independent #immigration #ice #losangeles

A wild fox in northern BC stopped to listen when driver started whistling

Embrace & trust in God as your personal protector #god #christian #bible #faith #safety

In 1976, the Bicentennial felt like a national moment. In 2026, the Semiquincentennial is already being pulled into the gravity well of one man’s ego.

*•.𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎‬🤍 ̖́-⁡

Hover over NPC #gamedev

You can be surrounded by people and still feel alone — sometimes you don’t need more people, you need more honest connection.

Bonne journée à vous ! 🙏 En ce dimanche caniculaire, vous prendriez bien un peu de fraîcheur ? ❄️

Bloomingdale’s #SLS #TeamSuperior #SuperiorLuxuryStyle

Super JJ is on his way to save Marblehead! JJ, 4, left his Marblehead neighborhood a few minutes ago, as neighbors cheered him on. He'll spent the morning on crime-fighting missions around town, thanks to Make-a-Wish! Learn more at https://loom.ly/WNHAFKs.

During a brief break in the storm, about 45 of us gathered in Colma to stand up for peace & justice. We won’t give up, join us! #Resist #TeslaTakedown #NoKings #RemoveTheRegime #StandUp #StopICE #EpsteinFiles #Venezuela #Trump #RuleOfLaw #FreeDC #Colma #California #Indivisible @maddow.bsky.social

My paper cup machine is running, and the production line never stops

When users aren’t understood, training falters. It's crucial to connect the process to real-life experiences. A great trainer means nothing if the content feels detached from daily operations. #Salesforce #SalesforceTrainingSolutions #SalesforceSuccessSecrets

Ag ceiliúradh 25 bliain de Chomhoibriú Thuaidh Theas ar oileán na hÉireann. Léiríonn taighde de chuid Thionscadal S2@25 an chaoi a seachadann comhoibriú Thuaidh Theas tionchair dearfacha mar gheall ar Chomhoibriú. crossborder.ie/reports/26022/

These are the guns they’re using: <vid👇> —except they’re using the full-auto variations Know your Enemy

The West Wing S04E05 - Debate Camp Clip number 0042 #TheWestWing

💔AT RISK🐶HUGHIE Hughie, a stray, came in in rough shape, but volunteer sez: “Hughie exudes sweetness. He initiates cuddling & leans into us for petting…He loves to offer his paw & when we aren’t paying attention to him, he waves it in front of us 2 put the focus back on him.” 🙏Repost2find🏡

🚨 The Rams traded for Myles Garrett 🚨 🎥 @laquanjonesnfl.bsky.social

Not LA Knight asking Pearce if he’s feeling UCEY 💀 #WWERAW

🌊 Antarctica and the sea ice of the Southern Ocean is a beating heart at the centre of our global #climate system. Stay in touch with #Antarctic #science via our quarterly newsletter 'Southern Signals'. Please sign up at aappartnership.org.au/contact-us/ to receive yours by email. 🌏 Pat Wongpan

Watching Your Son Fight!!! #mma #detroit #charliegtv #charliegtvstreetinterviews #ufc

🚨 International Day of Innocent Children Victims of Aggression: 707 Ukr For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Das ist auch die Morgenroutine von @ruhrpottchaot.eurosky.social 😁 (c) arielhyattstepdance

Russia launched a large-scale deadly attack on the Ukrainian capital Kyiv early Tuesday, damaging residential buildings, authorities said, as part of a broad offensive on targets across Ukraine. Read more: https://cnn.it/4dKAhrE

Myth or fiction is like that. You can make up anything you want and the believers take full privilege in that adjusting their answer to fit any criticism. In fiction anything goes. Religion is the perfect example.

Pytanie dlaczego nie mogła wcześniej... #retoryczne