It’s a pity “Grampa’s Treadmill” isn’t an Olympic sport, because my kid would be number one with a butt-flip. (Obviously this presumes some kind of “Toddler Olympics,” which I think we can all agree is coming to America within a decade, whether or not we beat back fascism.)

Next to bedtime, I’d have to say that the hardest part of being a father is probably just any time that his mother leaves me alone with him. Thank God, she doesn’t trust me too much or this would be effing impossible.

It’s devastating to me that my kid is still so young and yet already so much better at clubbing than me (I assume, I’ve never really been clubbing to judge against. It’s mostly just this with champagne, yes?)

Threw baby his first surprise sting operation.

Nobody show this to Rini. Instead, show yourself to @myqkaplan.bsky.social’s new special (also titled “Rini,” in what I can only assume is a hilarious coincidence). youtu.be/y0uf9i_z-Aw

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

Just thinking about how funny it would’ve been if, right after saying “The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff,” Carl Sagan had ripped a massive fart.

Childhood developmental specialists: Is it a good or bad sign that my toddler developed “knife permanence” first?

One of the most important parenting skills is knowing when to say no to your toddler — ideally before they get their tiny little hands on a sharp knife.

My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

@vanhollen.senate.gov asked a simple question: Will people convicted of assaulting Capitol Police officers be barred from receiving taxpayer money from Trump’s $1.8 billion political slush fund? Trump’s Acting AG Todd Blanche refused to say. WATCH:

This week I attended the OC Business Expo hosted by the Orange County Iranian American Chamber of Commerce (OCIACC). And honestly? This is why I keep saying: stop chasing the wrong rooms. The opportunities are not sitting in comment sections waiting for you. They’re in rooms filled with

A #Maine educator didn’t have a curriculum to teach a foundational skill for reading. So she created her own. Kristian Moravec (@krstnimg.bsky.social) sits down with NewsCener Maine to talk about how the program is being used in some schools.

🗣️ "I think it's time we take action at a European level," Helen McEntee says Ireland will push for stronger EU action following the Gaza flotilla controversy and the treatment of activists by Israeli forces. #VMNews

While you’re glued to Britney’s courtroom drama, whip up an animated ad in 60 seconds. #motiongraphics #entrepreneurlife

With his hard this administration is trying to cover up the Epstein files these libraries should spread to every state! Credits: @wired

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They hit this poor man with everything in the dugout, that blast at the end is brutal 😂

Even FOX pushed back on Trump’s tasteless response to the passing of Rob Reiner. Watch the full episode of Power Lines: youtu.be/nw0beggRfW4?... Or listen via a podcast app: link.chtbl.com/PowerLines_S...

They listen, but still don’t believe. Unless their orange king tells them it’s true it’s too much for them to figure out on their own. #pinks

WTAF?

PM Netanyahu on the new Gaza peace proposal: "If Hamas rejects your plan, Mr. President, or if they supposedly accept it and then basically do everything to counter it, then Israel will finish the job by itself."

Black Fact = 1913 (March 10) - Harriet Tubman (Araminta “Minty” Ross),abolitionist, author, and engineer of the “Underground Railroad,” died in Auburn, NY, on this date in 1913. #theraydiotwins Read more: theraydiotwins.com/2025/03/blac...

Repost by @DragonflyJonez DJ Hed talks about how his advice to Nipsey Hussle led to the song “Last Time That I Checc’d.” ⸻#DJHed #NipseyHussle #LastTimeThatICheccd #HipHopHistory #MusicStories Click to see original repost

These men were confounded by the questions that every woman has had to confront at one time or another in their lives. Watch as men try to comprehend the questions that every woman has been asked in an interview. It truly is this ludicrous.

It is evident that staying out of international disputes and focusing on resolving social issues is more likely to garner public support.

🌙 Day 18 – Ferryman on a still river, souls of shadow (Underworld) #HexAI26 – The Hexa Challenge The eighteenth scroll drifts on black water. No oars, no ripples — only the crossing. 🎶 : “Still River, Shadow Souls” Host: @fudonutsunele.bsky.social

Cassidy Williams explains what VC scouting is, and how it's used to help find the next big startup in the tech space. Watch Cassidy's full episode of Coffee with Developers, recorded live in Germany at the Merge 2024, at www.wearedevelopers.com/en/videos/91...

About the Orix Buffaloes team song (but mostly how the the Orix Buffaloes came into existence) #Bs2025 #MusicTheory #NPBeng

JARED MCCAIN SINKS ANOTHER 3 🎯 17 PTS in Game 5! Thunder lead by 15 in Q4 🍿

Mark Gardener’s brilliant remix of We Are Love

So where is that extra $119 going? 💸 💸💸 Straight into corporate pockets. ‼️The reality at CLT airport is poverty wages, which leads to high worker turnover and understaffing and creates unsafe working conditions and puts passengers at risk. @32bjseiu.bsky.social We Don't Play! 💜

Conservatives have learned if they flood the zone that Liberals and Progressives turtle, not anymore.

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He said ‘let me ask u this’ and then became a mattress. #stupid #fyp #art #never #السعوديه_العراق

Retirement isn’t just about stopping work. In this post, I share why I stepped back in — and what it taught me about longevity, mindset, and meaning. Full Post: healthyretirementstrategies.blogspot.com/2026/02/comi... Healthy Products: healthyretirementstrategies.blogspot.com/p/healthy-pr...

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Today in livestream hosts being way too easily impressed, but also like, relatable: this lady Having Prearranged Fun for a sunscreen brand with Lele today. (Also the outfit and hair is very He Jiashu, let's say on purpose. 🥹)

He's right ! America does have lots of stupid folks ⚠️

Alejandro Kirk! The Blue Jays have the lead after a 3-run bomb! Tyler Glasnow has yet to record a swing and a miss on his curveball tonight. 9/11/18 vs. Guardians was the only other game he did not record a swing and a miss on his curveball (min. 6 swings). #WorldSeries | #Dodgers

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@normornstein.bsky.social and @djrothkopf.bsky.social are back for another weekly therapy session and to take stock of our hideous political situation. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... youtu.be/ViLgo5ivXCw

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be proud of yourself #fyp #proud #therapistthoughts #nevergiveup

Shohei Ohtani pulls his 10th homer of the year far out to right field to extend the Dodgers' lead to 2-0 in the bottom of the 3rd inning! Phillies @ Dodgers 📺: #MLB on Apple TV

Suicide is a topic many people have different feelings about. Don’t Judge talks about some of those feelings. Scan QR code or go to wwesince83.wordpress.com #mentalhealth

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Right to repair is essential for empowering our military, keeping them safe, and saving your hard-earned tax $$. Thank you to @gluesenkampperez.house.gov for raising it, and House Armed Services Committee Chair Mike Rogers for supporting it!

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From @cayleecresta on IG Women do not owe you an interaction 👏🏻

🇦🇲🇪🇺 The first batches of Armenian goods, the import of which Russia has restricted, have already been exported to the EU, — Armenian PM Pashinyan “A number of business delegations are already working, the first batch of roses and vegetables has been sent"

#FUCKMAGA

Security camera footage shows a suicide bomber of the type AHD-136 attacking Kuwait International Airport terminal.

ALL LAWS NEED to be voted on by the entire whole population before they are legitimate and enforced

Trump wasting $5 Million To paint DC Horses Statues Gold for his botched 250 Freedom Concert! #Botched250 #USDemocracy