It’s a pity “Grampa’s Treadmill” isn’t an Olympic sport, because my kid would be number one with a butt-flip. (Obviously this presumes some kind of “Toddler Olympics,” which I think we can all agree is coming to America within a decade, whether or not we beat back fascism.)

Teaching my kid method acting by lying about when he’s on tape. He’s either gonna be a phenomenal actor or a guy who spends the next 40 years having flop-sweat nightmares he can’t quite explain.

At first, we thought it was adorable that he made his momma a crown out of blocks because he sees her as a queen. Only later did we realize it was less a “royal coronation” and more of a “Taekwondo sparring helmet” situation.

His MC Name is (((Dr. Dreidel)))

I think it’s hard to argue that if you say “what up dog” and a dog immediately gets up, you’re not doing something right. Right?

Kid slipped on a banana speell.

It’s a cool biological adaptation that just as boys get old enough to stop absolutely coating their faces in food every meal, they begin to grow facial hair. Like somehow evolution just knows that male faces are genetically gross when directly exposed to the elements.

The key to toddler meditation? No expectations.* *Arguably also the key to adult meditation.

Childhood developmental specialists: Is it a good or bad sign that my toddler developed “knife permanence” first?

Gonna get Toddles a starter job as one of those night elves that fixes shoes. I figure since it’s magic it kind of sits outside the whole “child labor law” system, and his bedtime already lives in the land of myth, so 🤷‍♂️🧝

Trump Endorses Ken Paxton in High-Stakes Texas Senate Showdown Against Cornyn The Texas Republican establishment is indeed embroiled in a full-scale MAGA political war just days before the May 26, 2026, Senate runoff between incumbent John Cornyn and Ken Paxton. Read the full story at NewsLink7.com

Trump-Xi Beijing Summit Erupts Over Taiwan as Xi Warns of Possible U.S.-China Conflict, Rubio Reaffirms Unchanged U.S. Taiwan Policy. 👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com #Taiwan #TrumpXiSummit #USChinaRelations #XiJinping #MarcoRubio #WorldNews #News #Noticias

How the Failed Orange Prince Became a Global Laughingstock.

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The past and the future of the Maverick Hunters collide in an impossible battle! Watch Axl (the shape-shifting protagonist from the controversial Mega Man X7) and the icy veteran Chill Penguin take on the original mastermind himself: Dr. Wily. Full video youtu.be/1wLDNGyfq7M #megaman #gamedev

FotoFauna highlights are in from this past month, and we have a few favorites. But what are yours? Let us know in the comments! — and if you live where the wild things are, consider joining our community science project: ow.ly/5C3o50TTLT7

“No award can motivate as much as the risk of being destroyed.” Ukrainian journalist, political scientist, and AFU sergeant Kyrylo Sazonov, speaking about the war between Ukrainian and Russian drone operators.

Trump Confirms U.S. Strike against Venezuela and the Capture of Venezuela President Nicholas Maduro and his wife. #news #politics #venezuela #trump #worldnews

A California woman who filmed extreme BDSM content for OnlyFans accepted a plea deal after a client died from asphyxiation during a bondage session inside his home. She now faces prison time. #reels #viral #CaughtOnCamera #crimenews #Trending

O maior absurdo dessa história toda é que os bolsonaristas do Rio de Janeiro, que fingem se espantar com a ideologia esquerdista nas escolas, entregam cargos para traficantes de drogas. A PF tem áudios com o deputado Thiago Rangel apontando indicados de "Júnior do Beco", líder do TCP em Campos.

The Veteran Surf Alliance is a nonprofit dedicated to helping veterans and first responders heal, connect, and transition to civilian life through the power of surfing. Kat and I had the honor of paddling out with them this morning to remember those we lost.

The spatial images create and transform themselves according to viewer’s perspective and motion, blending the projections of moments, bodies, objects and backgrounds together. “Lost” Mixed media / 2025

GenSqueeze's Paul Kershaw tells the hard truth about Canada's housing crisis: "To restore affordability for all, we need home prices to minimally stall or fall, so that earnings have a chance to catch up... 70% of Canadians support this." It's time to tax land, not paycheques.

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Idiots fight with the Pope and... Trump's the king of the idiots.

O filme mais esperado do ano chegou! Conheça as estrelas de “BOLSOMASTER: Montados na Grana” que já está dando o que falar 👀💰 Do Canal do Telegram de Lázaro Rosa

⚔️Una brutal odisea a través de la Italia medieval asolada por la peste negra 1348 Ex Voto llegará en formato físico en dos ediciones para PlayStation 5  Lanzamiento 4 de junio de 2026 Subtítulos en castellano ℹ️https://meridiem-games.com/new_sdebug/denZ1bPOZx1/gAtgOAoV7

2000s Ad Video Be Done By Youngsaw 1122 ( Vol 1) : 291s

Fika is a reminder to slow down and savor the moment. Baking something simple, enjoying it with coffee, and taking a quiet pause can turn an ordinary day into something special. Learn how to find joy in the simple things ➡️ a.co/d/0fOjCSaH #fika #swedishlagom #lagom #baking #coffee

🏠 Dundee’s #HousingEmergency can’t wait. What is the Housing Emergency Action Plan (HEAP) that the Dundee Housing Emergency Coalition has proposed, and what difference would adopting the HEAP make to the city? 👀 Watch, ❤️ Like and 🔁 Share. Demand that Dundee City Council makes the right choice.

Aaron Parnas Peter Thiel flees America over concerns of its future.

Every single time we hit a girls' school with a Tomahawk missile, a Raytheon executive makes a profit.

Michael Kram is worried C-25's measures may not be enough to stop long ballots, suggests resurrecting candidate wealth test

"Driving with device in right hand" update

An old lady with the strongest bodyguard is spotted in the streets of Paris. Probably this is Bella and Jacob 50 years later.

For News reporter uncovers the staged shooting and is cut off live on air

❗️Police RAIDS Spanish PM Sanchez's Socialist Party headquarters Police conducts a search of the building as there's ongoing probe into ILLEGAL FINANCING of the socialist ruling party Zionist strike again???

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🔥🔥🔥 Erika and Kate bring the heat to the conversation on how name-calling won't help us #DisagreeHealthier. Stay tuned as they spice things up throughout the week #DisagreeSpicier

Today, on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we honor a legacy rooted in service and compassion. At UTHealth Houston, we use our time creatively—through care, research, and education—to build healthier, stronger communities. #MLKDay #UTHealthHouston

Footage from Chuvashia. It is still unclear what happened.

🎾 #Tennis #RolandGarros Karolina Muchova wins the last 5 games to take the 1st Set from Anastasia Zakharova.

🎶🗣️Portem… quants triplets? UN, DOS, TRES 🏆🏆🏆 #Polònia3Cat

*getting my eyebrows waxed* The wax lady: “Your upper lip too?” Me:

Alan's Conservative Countdown Updates...Again!

I shouldn't be surprised that Romero tried to work with what he knew when he wrote the script. I just didn't expect the documentary to be picking b-roll footage from my brain for depicting it.

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Peoples support only goes so far. #etiquette #mannermatters #betterlife #worldcup #iceman

Rubio says that if Iran ever got nuclear weapons, they would use them due to their theological nature. He compares it to North Korea but worse, stating they could destroy Israel with impunity.

A Pokémon Company segue no seu plano em acabar com o papel do mundo através da fábricação de cartinhas TCG: anunciada a coleção de 30 anos com todas as cartas em papel alumínio, 30 ilustrações especiais do Pikachu e uma nova raridade de carta. Lançamento global em 16 de setembro!

Ο στρατός της Ουκρανίας έπληξε τον τερματικό σταθμό πετρελαίου της Αγίας Πετρούπολης στη Ρωσία κατά τη διάρκεια της νύχτας με drone, περίπου 1.100 χιλιόμετρα από τα ουκρανικά σύνορα, δήλωσε ο πρόεδρος Βολοντίμιρ Ζελένσκι. Credit: nexta_tv - ZelenskyyUa #skaigr #news

Back out here at Rams practice. No #95 on the field just yet, but he’ll be here for an introductory press conference soon.

What do you think of the BBC dub of Urusei Yatsura from back in the day?

Every time a new story comes out that only focuses on the four dudes, I’ll call it out. Let Time know this is not ok.

But if food becomes scarce, they do something extraordinary: they come together to form a much larger organism. They totally merge protoplasm, becoming a multinucleated cell called a plasmodium, which rapidly goes from microscopic to MACROSCOPIC (up to 5 sq meters!). This becomes a fruiting body.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ behind his back? ⠀⠀

MAGA Woman upset after seeing pride flags in DC