Neuroscientifically speaking, every time you remember something you’re rewriting the memory—like a photocopy of a photocopy—which means, technically, this is applied neuroscience, not gaslighting my toddler.

In which my son demonstrates an early aptitude for our people’s most ancient tradition: complaining, even when everything is going great.

It’s a cool biological adaptation that just as boys get old enough to stop absolutely coating their faces in food every meal, they begin to grow facial hair. Like somehow evolution just knows that male faces are genetically gross when directly exposed to the elements.

All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. In some cases, in the rare and demanding role of ‘Mama Who Must Sing With Me With the Kitty.’ An unconventional play, to be sure, and not one of Shakespeare’s best, which perhaps explains its omission from the canon.

“Why do we fall, Bruce?” So we can learn to bump our heads. Also, my name’s not Bruce. Sorry—I’ve fallen down a lot.

A lot of people hate trigger warnings—not me. I think they’re a helpful tool; I just think we’re using them wrong. I don’t need a heads-up that a movie’s ending is a real bummer.

It’s time to admit that a small but apparently non-trivial part of my child’s cognitive development will be determined by the fact that sometime in the early ’90s I happened to watch Benny and Joon on VHS.

Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

Sometimes as a parent, you find yourself wrapping your kid up in a yoga mat because that’s what he wanted. And then, when he gets stuck, you’re thinking, “Cool. Hope I didn’t just give him a lifelong fear of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Or Southeast Asian fitness culture.

Trying to give my kid the old college head start by teaching him all the essential ping pong ball tricks for rush week. (I assume—Oberlin didn’t have frats, so I just had to pledge a vegan book club. Now I suck at ping pong and enter a trauma fugue around lentils.)

LOOK: A viewer shared home security video of a big lightning strike in Eight Mile. Here's the latest on today's weather: https://www.wkrg.com/weather/severe-weather-map-room/gulf-coast-severe-weather-threat-winds-down-heavy-rain-threat-continues/ 

In my ongoing "If I were a billionaire" series, I would have ads like this flooding everyone's screens all of the time: #EnergySky

Why did the “worst of the worst,” once locked away in Alcatraz prison get a better deal from the US government than the American working class? #capitalism #alcatraz #socialism #free open.substack.com/pub/letsmake...

What’s wrong with these people? They act like they can waltz into any country they please and just seize it, like a bunch of barbarians.

How to add a 'dolly zoom' in Maplibre and Mapbox. googlemapsmania.blogspot.com/2026/02/addi...

#Laméteo L'estiu arriba abans d'hora: ens espera un cap de setmana amb una calor totalment fora de lloc Fins quan durarà? Us ho expliquem 👇 https://www.ara.cat/previsions/l-estiu-s-avanca-mes-arriben-dies-mes-calids-l-any-fins-ara_1_5744372.html

The current provision of IVF under the Buckinghamshire, Oxfordshire and Berkshire West ICB does not meet NICE guidelines and fails to reflect demographic evidence. I have called the Minister to re-evaluate decisions like this in healthcare, which are currently being made primarily on affordability.

Good luck to everyone running the London Marathon this morning

Fans created a memorial at Las Vegas Motor Speedway in honor of Kyle Busch after the NASCAR driver died suddenly at the age of 41 on Thursday. READ MORE: lvrj.com/post/3827702 

Thanks 👍 i enjoyed the outdoors just as much as the kinky stuff i share! Of course I took something with me! 😋

We need better Intel #helluvaboss #meme

💡NEW CLASSROOM RESOURCES: Teachers, access a new lesson plan and writing activities from The Writing Revolution to use with our video that teaches students how the federal government reintroduced the gray wolf to Yellowstone National Park: retroreport.org/lesson-plan/...

Bishop Dónal McKeown: Frightening ‘liquid society' alienating people from things giving solid identity www.derryjournal.com/news/people/...

Unveiling the brilliance of innovation, "EUREKA!" captures the essence of groundbreaking ideas that change the world. Are you ready for an inspiration surge?

7 days until liftoff! 🚀 On 4 Nov 2025 at 18:03 local (French Guiana) / 21:03 UTC / 22:03 CET, Sentinel-1D launches aboard Ariane 6 — keeping Copernicus radar eyes on Earth, all weather, all the time. 🌍 #Sentinel1D #Copernicus #ESA #Ariane6 #EarthObservation

Australia’s first AI, built in Australia, powered by salt and sun, running on Australian-made sodium-ion batteries and solar panels. This is Authenticated Intelligence and it changes everything. #authenticatedintelligence #haveachatai #ai #australianmade #sustainability #cleanenergy #netzero

Solo Tower 150 guide: Lunatic Fallen Warlock build, gear, rotation, and tactics. pro haplogamingchef.blogspot.com/2026/05/diab... #Diablo4 #DiabloIV #D4 #Gaming #ActionRPG #LunaticWarlock #Tower150 #WarlockBuild #Endgame #LootAndSlay

Toby from Newcastle doesn't care who's winning, and doesn't want Australia involved.

#usa #evangelical #faith #hypocrisy #dogma

How to Reset Your Life: Delete the Past & Rewrite!

Explains why I feel guilty when coos are behind me

Hamas confirms the deaths of commander Mohammad Odeh and his family in last night’s strike. They state his death will fuel the Palestinian struggle.

Girl to girl? If he’s not undone by the way you look at him, we’re 👏not 👏 interested 👏. We want obsession. We want hunger. We want that dark fantasy romance energy. 📚 Obsidian Feathers. Available now. #darkfantasyromance

What skills do you need for a career in catastrophe modelling? Developed in partnership with Verisk. Watch the full video on @timeforgeog.bsky.social and discover how you can... https://timeforgeography.co.uk/videos-container/the-curious-geographer-investigates-careers-in-catastrophe-modelling/

Good morning, and have a great day, everyone @raellelogan.bsky.social @alanbaylesauthor.bsky.social @jordanagreene.bsky.social @kenstark.bsky.social @laylahawke2.bsky.social @barrymaher.bsky.social @kaceykells.bsky.social @harleyjamesauthor.bsky.social

✨Get ready to dive into the vibrant world of @squidshock.bsky.social with the game’s digital illustrator, @alexc474.bsky.social , whose passion for drawing, video games, and anime fuels every frame he creates!✨ ✨ open.spotify.com/episode/2wjARW… ✨ #razzledazzle #razzledazzleshow #indiegame

We don’t have enough room for our new basses, so we have started a massive inventory reduction sale on tons of our instruments. Massive, I say! OffbeatGuitars.com #OffbeatGuitars #Luthier #Bass #LowEnd #WomanOwnedBusiness #Sale #BassSale #InventoryReduction #SmallBusiness

Because they’re such good helpers 😏

It's true; there's really no place like home. And I can help you get there! Message me now to begin your journey home. #thehelpfulagent #DenverHomes #ArvadaColorado #ArvadaHomesForSale #DenverColorado

Finally a cross in the air

He just needs to rerun these ads. Brutal.

Swing into action as Peter and Miles in Marvel's Spider-Man 2, available now on the PlayStation Plus Game Catalog! 🎮 Download now: insom.games/MSM2-PSPlus #BeGreaterTogether

Bonne journée à vous ! 🙏 En ce dimanche caniculaire, vous prendriez bien un peu de fraîcheur ? ❄️

Giveaways! weeklies and dailies #mmo #palia #twitchpartner #mmogirlie #chronicillness Twitch.tv/tatsuya_inc

Every surface is a vanity if you’re brave enough 💁‍♀️

Fırtına ne kadar şiddetli olursa olsun, bir annenin sevgisi asla eksilmez. ❤️ ❤️ #ŞenolGüneş #Greenwoodistiyoruz #POTUS #JillBiden #THM

David Luján explains why writing creator-owned comics feels like being a puppet master controlling an entire fantasy universe. #indiecomics #comicwriter #creatorowned #usdnpodcast

In this episode of #SavedByTheCity, as Katelyn prepares for her wedding, we reflect on the pressures women, especially, face as they make plans; what values guide our planning; and how to stay present on the Big Day (pro tip: get a day-of coordinator if you can!). Listen: linktr.ee/savedbythecity

Super JJ is on his way to save Marblehead! JJ, 4, left his Marblehead neighborhood a few minutes ago, as neighbors cheered him on. He'll spent the morning on crime-fighting missions around town, thanks to Make-a-Wish! Learn more at https://loom.ly/WNHAFKs.

Bake a soft, golden sourdough brioche loaf with our premium starter. Perfect for breakfast or dessert. Get your active starter on Etsy today and rise to perfection! #craftbread #slowfood #glutenfree #baker #boule #artisan #organic #fermentation #homemade #easyrecipe #baking #breadmaking #sourdoughb

This is so real because standing in line is offensive to every native

⭕Une femme #Palestinienne a subi des blessures légères hier soir après que des milices de colons #Israéliens ont attaqué son véhicule près de la ville #d'Hébron, dans le Sud de la #Cisjordanie occupée. #Quds-News-Network

Lindsay & Gavin’s friendship is sooooo cute I love when men + women can be FRIENDS without it always being sexual 💚💚 #InTheCity

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Die Rosinen, die ich eigentlich für den Siebenschläfer auf dem Brett in der Hasel ausgelegt hatte, schmecken auch dem jungen Marder… auch gut 🤷🏻‍♂️

Top renovation do's and don'ts from Kate Davidson to keep everything running smoothly @rickzamperin.bsky.social. FULL INTERVIEW: www.chch.com/morning-live/top-renovation-dos-and-donts/

It was #OTD in 1962 that Buck O’Neil was hired by the Chicago #Cubs to become the first ever on-field African American coach in American or National league history. the College of Coaches on March 29th,1962, but was never given the opportunity to manage the team.

The longest homers of the last week Presented by @MountainDew

That’s so dumb and dangerous. Hope he losses his license forever