Teaching my kid method acting by lying about when he’s on tape. He’s either gonna be a phenomenal actor or a guy who spends the next 40 years having flop-sweat nightmares he can’t quite explain.

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

I know the Adam and Eve story isn’t meant to be taken literally, but it really does feel like men got there first when they were handing out gender roles. Like Adam had already given all the predators badass names and was like, “Great first day.

My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).

It’s important to give your kids a healthy sense of self-esteem. Sometimes that means helping them with a puzzle and congratulating them like they did it themselves. Sometimes it means stuffing them in a sack and calling them a leg genius.

Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

This year for Valentine’s Day, our toddler whacked his mother in the head so hard that it made *me* look good. Mostly just in comparison to him, and can’t rule out her head injury as a factor — but either way, what a naughty little wingman.

His MC Name is (((Dr. Dreidel)))

As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

Joker @markhamillofficial.bsky.social TV Show: Batman: The Animated Series Year: 1992-1994 Undoubtedly this is Mark Hamill's most recognizable voice role. A major influence for Hamill's Joker voice was Claude Rains who is remembered for his role in Invisible Man. #Batman #BatmanTheAnimatedSeries

Ghana turns 69 this year #GhanaAt69 As Chair of the APPG for Ghana, I'm proud to be launching the UK Black Stars list, recognising the most influential British-Ghanaians making a real difference in Britain. Excellence is everywhere! Nominate your Black Star here 👇🏾 ukblackstars.com

🚨🚨🚨Once again without congressional approval‼️

Abraham Lincoln didn't free any slaves in America, and neither did the fucking republican party. African American slaves freed themselves. Oh yes, they did! Harriet Tubman freed more slaves than Abraham Lincoln or the republican party could ever have dreamt of freeing (and truth is, they didn't).

Peaceful protest at Uptown station. Protect the Voting Rights Act!! Black votes Matter. #fwb #fl

#IsraelisATerorristState A Gaza Flotilla activist says the Israelis took pleasure in beating her, and in sexually assaulting her and her friends. "They removed our clothes, endured us with cold weather and forced us to kneel on the ground with the head on the floor." t.me/European_dis...

The #IRGC belongs on the #EU terrorist list. And I hope the EU Member States will finally recognise this at the Foreign Affairs Council today. My comment at BBC News:

The media are addicted to the drama of racist shit shows with orange hair - both in America and Australia - prompting two legendary journalists to call on their colleagues to challenge the lies. Who will step up? "Truth Lies & Media" is live⚡️ Apple & Spotify🍎 Promo Match Frame Editing #auspol

Two years ago we told Doug Ford too many families were having to use their credit card, not their OHIP card, to get primary care. Doug Ford has done nothing and now the problem is worse. 2.5 million people can’t find a family doctor. Bonnie Crombie &Ontario Liberals have a plan to change that.

CNN is now experimenting with incorporating the control room audio and visual feeds into programming. Here's an example from Anderson Cooper's show.

TALKS BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND HIS CIA ARE ON THE DIRECTION OF KILLING AMERICAN PEOPLE ON PURPOSE TO BLAME COUNTRIES SUCH AS IRAN AND AFGHANISTAN AND GET PUBLIC SUPPORT TO INVADE THOSE COUNTRIES AND GRAB THEIR OPIUM PLANTATIONS FOR FREE

Letting y'all in on the real secrets here ;)

Whispers of Power: Book Two of Now Comes Grim Before war consumes the galaxy, before the battlefield is drenched in blood, there are the whispers—of power, of betrayal, of men willing to sacrifice everything to shape the future. a.co/d/iQQnejO #scifi

نظرة على المواجهات المباشرة في 007 First Light المقطع يوضح مستوى التفاعل والتفاصيل في المواجهات القريبة حركات واقعية وضربات محسوبة تعطي إحساس أقوى بالاشتباك كيف شايفين النظام؟ هل فعلاً يعطي إحساس لعبة تجسس حقيقية؟

Maybe my phone knows something I don't 😆💀 #standup #comedy #autosuggestion #textingstories #phone

As history was made, the sunlight shone on our @esa.int and NASA logos 🙌 (🎬 NASA livestream, sped up x10)

Cities face complex challenges, but they don't have to be alone! The POLIS Political Group is a trusted space for leaders to exchange, learn, and lead together 🤝 🎥 Check out the highlights from Utrecht! Want a seat at the table? Join POLIS and be part of #LeadershipInAction! shorturl.at/Alncw

Stop focusing on red flags and train your brain to identify and focus on the green flags you want in a partner.

🔴 The NRC "Ratel" is launching an FPV drone from an integrated launch module The video shows that the platform can be equipped with at least four launch bays for FPV drones.

U.S. and Iraqi officials say an American journalist was warned of threats against her in the days before she was kidnapped from the capital of Baghdad. An Iraqi official says Shelly Kittleson entered Iraq from Syria prior to her abduction. She remains missing.

Some days it feels like this. Hang in there though! You are loved and you DO matter!! #TheCraftyJubilee #stickers #mentalhealth #neurodivergent #overstimulated thecraftyjubilee.etsy.com

We're not. False alarm. Check in next Summer. (There's nothing out there besides germs and disappointment) 🤣

Some moments reveal exactly who someone is #RespectOurTroops #HonorTheFallen...

Malafaia surtou de novo: dessa vez em defesa de denúncias de pastores p3d0f1los e violência contra a mulher dentro das igrejas. Segundo ele, isso praticamente não existe. #Malafaia #malafaianacadeia #mercadoresdafé #silasmalafaia #silasmalafaianacadeia

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Shame tells you to hide and abandon yourself. But healing can only be done in the light.✨️ Hear more from Satiya Sam on Men Talking Mindfulness👇 🔗 youtu.be/DrOHzBg39Z4?...

Galactic Workers of the Worlds Unite! Neofeud 2 is a #retro 90's-style game where an ex-robo-marine and a rebel hacker struggle against an empire on its last legs. #gamedev #indiedev #visualnovel #art #artist #indiegame #cyberpunk #Noai #scifiart #humanmade #retrogame

Trump lied, now prices are up and we’re in a war costing us billions. We need more people lifting their voice to demand accountability for this failed presidency. op: @nowthisimpact

This clip focus on "Is Stem Cell Therapy REALLY Too Expensive?" Full article: zurl.co/KVCrY Want to stay informed? Follow us for more short insights! #Diabetes #StemCellTherapy #MedicalConcierge #MedBridgeNZ #MedicalTourismChina #ChinaMedicalTourism

#14HorasRNE | La Comisión Europea multa con 200 millones de euros a TEMU por no identificar que en su plataforma se venden productos ilegales ▪️La sanción representa el 0,25% de lo que factura la compañía anualmente 🎙️@davidvidueiro.bsky.social

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Albino 'Donald Trump' buffalo saved from Eid Sacrifice on popular demand by Bangladesh Govt. Trump lookalike buffalo to be moved to a Zoo for public entertainment.

Mojn. Zwitscher Konzert bei blauem Himmel, Sonnenschein und 15°. 22° sollen es noch werden. Habt ein schönes und 🌞 Wochenende.🖐🏻

📕Author's note: This book is for every reader who has ever felt lost in life or in love, uprooted their lives and moved away on a whim, and for those who overthink their past failures. Consider Orchid Knight your new best friend. She gets it. And so do I. #romancebooks #booksky #bookrecs

#Newark #NJ

trump depicted here wont shut up is number one issue

Map of known world in a game of Old World. Greece (blue - me) starts in the Center/East. Persia (red) starts is the South West Kush (yellow) starts in the North West

~ Who benefits from you tying your worth to your productivity and burnout? ~ 3s video Topic: mental health. Captions on. Also, who benefits when you are centered/confident in your inherent worthiness?

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Carolina’s got the storm surge… but the Bell Centre’s got the HABSTER SURGE 😤🔥 Subscribe on YouTube for full Habs playoff podcasts,link in pro for raw reactions, and nonstop Montreal Canadiens chaos. #Habs #GoHabsGo #MontrealCanadiens #StanleyCupPlayoffs #NHL

On May 29, 2013 - LEGO Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles premiered on Cartoon Network with "The Phantom Clone." The special introduced fan-favorite Jek-14 and helped expand one of the most successful collaborations in Star Wars history. #StarWars #LEGOStarWars

𝗬𝗢𝗦𝗛𝗜 📚The Land of Jade & Fire: Book 1 An epic slow-burn MM fantasy of dragons, forbidden love, and imperial intrigue. 📚 👉 Start reading today: https://books.authorcaseymorales.com/yoshi / Link in bio

Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir personally oversaw the harsh detention conditions of Turkish Sumud Flotilla activists after they were attacked in international waters, abducted and transferred to Ashdod prison. Text and source: @alqudsnewsnet.bsky.social

Mamdani epitomizing “if he wanted to, he would” about the entire political class

❗️In the temporarily occupied Crimea, due to a gasoline shortage, locals are switching to horses.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

A pelican, around 37 years old, shows up every day at a Greek restaurant to get its portion of fish. The bird has become a well-known local figure along the seafront 💙

Tillis and Bessent share their mutual dismay over Bill Pulte

@batmanofsanjose.bsky.social tells Palo Alto City Council that Flock is the backdoor for ICE, especially with possible ICE detention centers showing up in Gilroy and Dublin Flock = profiting off of fascism

Air Quality Alert issued June 4 at 3:15PM EDT by NWS Upton NY the new york state department of environmental conservation has issued an air quality health advisory for the following counties: new york, bronx, kings, queens, richmond, nassau, (1/6)