Slo-mo is great because before it you had to just imagine what it was like to be a cheerleader for a jeering team of whale demons on the moon.

This year for Valentine’s Day, our toddler whacked his mother in the head so hard that it made *me* look good. Mostly just in comparison to him, and can’t rule out her head injury as a factor — but either way, what a naughty little wingman.

Teaching my toddler the word “doppelgänger” in case his brother is born with a cat allergy and he needs a non-ableist way to say “stop copying me.”

“Why do we fall, Bruce?” So we can learn to bump our heads. Also, my name’s not Bruce. Sorry—I’ve fallen down a lot.

Gonna get Toddles a starter job as one of those night elves that fixes shoes. I figure since it’s magic it kind of sits outside the whole “child labor law” system, and his bedtime already lives in the land of myth, so 🤷‍♂️🧝

My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

Don’t tell his mom, but I’m secretly training my kid to be the Coyote who actually takes out his Road Runner. ACME discipline. Real-world physics. Maybe no TNT. 🧨

Raising a child in Southern California is basically the same as anywhere else—just with a bit more emphasis on earthquake and fire prep. That’s where the Skymall neck massager and the Skymall flame-retardant neck massager really shine.

And people said I was a fool, A FOOL, to make my baby stay up all night watching The Chair Company on a loop.

The critical spirit of religion is never happy! #eyesonjesus #church #revival #religion #spiritofreligion

Small Smart Spaces is a range of Healthy and Comfortable Architecturally Designed Homes suitable for #passivehaus Certification and Homestar ratings, Direct from the Architectural Designer to you. #newzealand #Architecture

Shellie Edington Remember to enjoy the journey December 23, 2025

There is so much poetry in Stephen Colbert celebrating his finale on the exact stage where the Beatles changed culture in 1964. Singing "Hello Goodbye" surrounded by his family, his band, and his crew before Paul McCartney flipped the final power switch. This was the perfect full-circle goodbye!

Lead Artist Adam teases our new map for Hawthorn! Take a peek at how we are able to expand and grow the world of Hawthorn over time with this solid foundation that we are building. #hawthorngame #gaming #indiegame #cozygame

Much Better 😌

First up: Coalitions & Collaboratives partnered with Skeena Watershed to field-test a new approach to hazardous fuels: rapid, targeted degradation of waste biomass using fungi, moving that material out of the fuel/fire cycle and into the soil cycle, helping keep carbon stored rather than released.

Most parents overlook & put their babies in danger every night! Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/baby_room_sharing Same room = 50% risk reduction. Distance matters more than you think. #fyp #viral #foryou #Islam

A pilot flying into Dallas, Texas reported a UFO flying above the aircraft that repeatedly flared, vanished, moved unusually fast, stayed in view for about 250 miles, and did not appear on ATC radar or match active military airspace activity. Source: VASAviation / Skywatch Signal

As communities in Victoria deal with bushfires ravaging their homes, farms and towns, it's important to remember how climate pollution is turbo-charging dangerous fire conditions. Illustrations by @jessharwoodart

Really, a Snake Plissken? One time on X, I ran into two Snake Plisskens—they were both MAGA—I looped both into a thread, started off with: Snake fucking Plissken wouldn't kneel before Donald Trump, then switched the genre to "Highlander" and said: there can be only one Snake Plissken! 😂

Cambridge Analytica / Alex Phillips receipts. #politicslive

#BlindTestXylophoneàUneMain - #21 Indice : rock (psyché en autres), début 70s.

Flatback syndrome happens when normal spinal curves are lost, leading to forward posture, pain, and fatigue. It’s not just an alignment issue. Muscle endurance, balance, and neuromuscular control all play a role. 📩 Upload your X-rays for review. #ScoliSMART

It must be the first of the month. New Billboard Day!

Hezbollah released footage of 2 fibre-optic FPV drones striking an Israeli Iron Dome battery in northern Israel.

Hart28.com Hacker groups released the personal details of Israeli Navy officers tied to the Global Sumud Flotilla attack🇵🇸😢

With everything yesterday, I forgot to mention the barn got new ponies! Meet Ruby & Tootsie. I’m already in love with the buckskin lol

Don't tell the plumber about this #flushablewipes #feelinfresh #standup #comedy

As your health drains, beat waves of enemies and face the Tyrant! Take their marrow and unlock ultimate upgrades! The IGNOBLE await redemption! #indiedev #gamedev #pixelart #darkfantasy #roguelite

Was im Kinderwunsch Kurs wirklich drin ist. Du wartest ohne zu wissen warum. Oder du tust alles und kommst trotzdem nicht weiter. Modul 1: Die 20 Blutwerte die zählen. Nicht Normbereich. Optimal. Modul 2: Dein Zyklus als System. Nicht als App-Schätzung. Modul 3: Welche Supplements Studien belegen.

Happy Catherine Connolly is going to be our president day

Did you see it coming?

Shoutout to Evan Roderick for finally not playing a cop. It’s a Christmas miracle! We love to see it. 👏🎄 Our full review of A Make or Break Holiday is out now — listen or watch at DecktheHallmark.com 🎧📺

Being able to play Halo Combat Evolved with @renithevamp.com was probably one of my favorite things I have done as of recent! The nostalgia with my bestie was so surreal and I am happy I am VASTLY SUPERIOR TO YOUNG COMMANDER! Now enjoy Reni and I taking down our first banshee 💀🤙

Mark Davis just brainbusted Jack Perry out of his shoes!!! #AEWDynamite #AEWCollision 🤼

We’re honored to present Rachel Yonan's album, Kiss On Wood for your GRAMMYs® consideration this year. Best Classical Instrumental Solo Best Engineered Album, Classical To all voting members—thank you for considering Kiss On Wood. #Grammys

On her birthday, 10-year-old Nayeli Gomez confronted ICE goons outside Delaney Hall ICE detention center in Newark, New Jersey. Her father, who has diabetes, is detained inside.

One week ago, eight million people took to the streets across the country to declare that there are no kings in America. In a moment of wars and genocide abroad, deportation and repression at home, few things matter more.

Oopsie! Dave McCormick (R-PA) catches himself calling it the "Trump Regime" mid-sentence. Gotta love it!

Drought conditions are finally starting to show some improvement in the RGV, thanks to several days of rain. Here's a look at the latest drought monitor and an updated the forecast from the Valley Storm Team Weather Center.

In this clip from Through the Darkness: A Mental Health Recovery Podcast, I talk about why lived experience matters in mental health conversations. Full episode dropping soon. #mentalhealth #healing #livedexperience #recovery #trauma

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NEW: Young people leaving care who were given a one-off £2,000 cash payment, with no strings attached, were more likely to be in stable housing and less likely to be sofa-surfing – and showed a range of positive health, wellbeing and criminal justice outcomes, our landmark trial finds ⬇️ 🧵

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Moby, When Synth Songs Become Orchestral Power Moby’s electronic world takes on a new dimension as synth-driven songs are transformed by an orchestra, creating a powerful mix of emotion, texture and cinematic intensity. #Moby

The Plastic Detox on Netflix does a good job of highlighting the situation in the USA but is confusing in countries that take a preventative stance to health risks in products. To hear our full review of the documentary, just search for Talking Rubbish wherever you get your podcasts ♻️ #plastic

We're in the local press - celebrating S3E11 Judith Cook, as heard on Sukany4-The Podcast! If you haven't listened yet, this is a beautiful place to start: www.sukany4.com/s3e11-judith... Have a read of the article: 👉 www.newsandstar.co.uk/news/2592090...

Be weird. Normal is too crowded. #BeWeird #OddlySpecific #WeirdCore #PopArtVibes #SurrealArt #NotNormal #DontBlendIn

An entire army vanished without a trace. Her reaction terrified the court. 👉more👉 youtu.be/JDz3x7vLk6Q #direnjie #engdub #mysterydrama #cdrama #detectivedirenjie

STREAM TIME! Tonight, We're playing more I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM! #1 Objective? DESTROY AM! WATCH HERE: twitch.tv/psychotripstreams #streaming #streamer #gamesky #Horror #Vtube #Vtuber #IHAveNoMouthandIMustScream #DeusEx #Manhunt #Oblivion #ElderScrolls #Morrowind #ESO #Fallout

El PP dice que Feijóo está dispuesto a todo pero redobla la presión sobre Junts y PNV. Sumar insiste en que hay una operación para derribar al Gobierno frente un Podemos que insiste en que la legislatura está agotada dozz.es/8d0ogchi

... SO CHILD R*PE IS OK! (THE VIDEO VERSION) #PamBondi #Republicans #EpsteinFiles #Maga #Trump CHECK OUT OUR BLOG FOR MUCH MORE! nonserviamblog.blogspot.com

Look at this pass from Miles to Howard

🔥WARREN: “You’re gonna sit here with a straight face and say it’s not a conflict of interest for the president to do that?” @warren.senate.gov grills Bessent on Trump’s absurd insider stock trading as he makes policies to help companies he invests in.😕🤷🏼 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DZIk3VY...

EACH ONE REPRESENTS A CHILD 🐻 🥺 🐻 💔 🐻 Step closer. Walk up to the bears. Spend a moment with them. Touch each one. Each bear represents a human life. A name. A life. A future. 20,000 TEDDY BEARS ON DISPLAY IN WASHINGTON DC FOR UKRAINIAN CHILDREN TAKEN TO RUSSIA Thread 1/3🧵

@Ginger Canuck: #Iran P1/2

And he wonders why the Party shunned him and why nobody likes his weird fucking followers… “YAY LET’S USE HOMOSEXUALITY AS AN INSULT! 🎉🥳”

While Mayor Karen Bass was speaking to supporters, she said that she will declare victory in "a couple of hours."