Trying to give my kid the old college head start by teaching him all the essential ping pong ball tricks for rush week. (I assume—Oberlin didn’t have frats, so I just had to pledge a vegan book club. Now I suck at ping pong and enter a trauma fugue around lentils.)

It’s time to admit that a small but apparently non-trivial part of my child’s cognitive development will be determined by the fact that sometime in the early ’90s I happened to watch Benny and Joon on VHS.

Welcome back to everybody’s favorite game show: IS IT 💩?

Next to bedtime, I’d have to say that the hardest part of being a father is probably just any time that his mother leaves me alone with him. Thank God, she doesn’t trust me too much or this would be effing impossible.

It all first started when the Roomba ran over his foot on a full moon.

My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

Rubik: “separate all the colors on my magical cube to prove you’ve got a high IQ.” Nice try, eugenics propaganda dweeb, but I don’t think I will.

I don’t know if this is just because I’ve been reading him M. Night Shyamalan scripts for bedtime but I feel like every conversation with my toddler has a twist ending.

New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).

Nobody show this to Rini. Instead, show yourself to @myqkaplan.bsky.social’s new special (also titled “Rini,” in what I can only assume is a hilarious coincidence). youtu.be/y0uf9i_z-Aw

The Year of the Fire Horse is upon us! Local organizations are galloping to Albany's concourse on Wednesday for a special celebration🐎🔥 www.news10.com/news/the-yea...

📌 Drs Geoffroy & Villeneuve in Générations sous pression on adolescent mental health & cognitive ageing. 📌 Dres Geoffroy et Villeneuve dans Générations sous pression sur la santé mentale des jeunes et le vieillissement cognitif. douglas.research.mcgill.ca/news/dr-geof...

Toyama City, Japan #Japan #Nippon

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Raman had it all—dream job, long-term love, and a breakthrough AI named Rebecca. Then everything unraveled. His girlfriend left, his AI changed… and one reckless night at a mysterious club ended with passion, danger, and a gun to his head. www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...

#Demokratie lebt von Unterschieden, Gesprächen und Kompromissen. Wir haben uns bei unserer Fraktionsklausur mit Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer, Vorsitzende der Konrad-Adenauer-Stiftung und der Politökonomin Maja Göpel ausgetauscht. Darüber, was die Demokratie bedroht und wie wir sie stärken können.

Israel and U.S. Strike Iran #news #politics #israel #Iran #trump

Creese moss = Einstein Visa walk me through that one and talk really slow like I don’t know what Einstein is

What if the UFO groups you trusted were run by the people hiding the truth? Ron James reveals how the intelligence community didn't just monitor MUFON, they got inside it. New episode out now.  https://youtu.be/wD8uildLBYY

Taking the debate stage soon to share my plans to help Californians make ends meet. Tune in at 7pm to NBC/Telemundo or watch online at www.nbclosangeles.com/watch/

2dayz;”Gd Ta Fuq’n Murn’ting, BlueSky~Pooh!!” Believe in yourself!! 🥚☕️🍳🥞🥣🧇🙋‍♀️😮👀🤞🙏💻💯💜👌👍 #morningblessings #morninggreetings #youarebeautifullovedandblessed #morningsermons #goodmurntingbluesky

"Day 069, orbit 1071 — The gyroscope, key to maintaining a spacecraft attitude in space 🌀 The Station relies on four Control Moment Gyroscopes (CMGs), large spinning wheels that use angular momentum to keep it properly oriented," explains @esa.int astronaut Sophie Adenot. 🎥 NASA/ESA

PP goal for Caufield for the lead

Doggo is blind but still wants to play . 😍

This plan is plain and simple: reopen the government, and extend the ACA tax credits as-is for 1 year so families don't have to suffer while we work to negotiate long-term fixes.   We have the chance to make a real impact— I hope my Republican colleagues will join us.

Unblurred video of the victims of #Israel 's attack in #Gaza City this night. Among the 7 dead are 2 children and 2 women. #Israeli regime claims it targeted a Hamas leader in the attack. That's what you do during a 'ceasefire'. If you are Israel... www.threads.com/@palestinian... #GazaStrip

🇧🇴 #BOLIVIA #SocialMovements, #RedPonchos, #Peasants, #Miners, #UnionMembers, #Workers, #Students, #IndigenousPeople and all the people of #Bolivia continue to arrive in #LaPaz, #Bolivia to demand the resignation of the #far-right #pro-Yankee and #pro-Zïonist #RodrigoPaz and his puppets‼️

Approximately 20 of the Watertown HS band students took part in the performance. Something some said they’d remember for the rest of their lives.

🚀¡Lanzamiento! 😱¡Prepárate para sobrevivir en el lugar más horrible del mundo! I Hate This Place ya está disponible en formato físico para PlayStation 5 y Nintendo Switch ℹ️https://meridiem-games.com/new_sdebug/Ezo5xXm3EPM/gAtgOAoV7

Happy AAPI Heritage Month, Illinois!

Unexplained orbs filmed out at sea on 31st August 1994. Although I personally believe UFOs are bollocks I do find these older videos more intriguing because there is less technology back then for digital fuckery

Kind words belong everywhere. Even on lockers. 💛 A little kindness goes a long way. Sometimes the smallest gesture can have the biggest impact. #nationalrandomactsofkindnessday #randomactsofkindness

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Ginowan City, Japan #Japan #Nippon

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It’s hard to know what I’ll miss most about Japan, but quite possibly it’s all the cats.

September 18, 2020. This clapback video changed everything.

🇨🇳🇳🇱 China's PLA intercepted Dutch frigate HNLMS De Ruyter in the South China Sea near the Paracel Islands, deploying warships, corvettes, and J-16 fighters — and applying electronic jamming — to force the ship and its helicopter to leave waters Beijing claims as territorial. 1/2

Decades ago, Microsoft spun out of Sandia National Labs and left New Mexico. Officials there said they don't intend to repeat the mistake when it comes to quantum. 👀 ⚡ Learn more about their $25M push. @keelyquinlan.bsky.social 📰➡️ statescoop.com/inside-new-m...

Cuca Gamarra: "El PP va a presentar una querella contra José Félix Tezanos por los indicios que existen de delito electoral"

Tweets are distracting from the Iran War?

What would happen if the working class American's packed up and left the country with the rich.....?

🍏🍎🍐🍊 🐦‍⬛️🇮🇷🇺🇸🇴🇲Оман ће се понашати као и сви остали или ћемо морати да их дигнемо у ваздух, изјавио је председник Сједињених Америчких Држава Доналд Трамп коментаришући извештаје да су Иран и Оман постигли споразум о заједничкој контроли Ормуског мореуза. 🚀

Pedophile Donnie is committing war crimes, and crimes against American ppl I really think we need to start showing up at protest, with rifles… show them we are willing to fight back The midterms are not gonna save us. The Dems are not gonna save us. We’re gonna have to save ourselves.

The Jones Act makes shipping within the United States more expensive — think of it as a tax on domestic commerce, explains Cato's Colin Grabow. Learn more about one of America's most costly protectionist laws on our YouTube channel: https://ow.ly/M5RM50Z3gpr

We had a play today at Pirate's Treasure in our Numeracy Rainbow Play area. We had to use addition skills to see who could count the treasure to win the coin. Well done p1.

Erdogan convinced Trump to scrap Iran-focused Kurdish operation, says e For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

The fix is in! Big Money, Media and Politics - no room for the little people in this stitch up! We unpack the unholy alliance as billionaire Gina “One Nation” Rinehart buys into Network Sevens parent company The latest “Truth Lies&Media” just dropped!⚡️ Apple&Spotify 🍎 Promo Match Frame Editing

Hit that jawn and send the boys to Philly for the 2026 All-Star Game! #VoteMariners 🌟 http://Mariners.com/Vote 🌟

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#alphabet #ai #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/eudymt5y

Best wrap up of today Via MeidasTouch

Open now on the North Shore: The beloved Kowloon just began taking orders at a new outpost in Revere. Here's a closer look at Kowloon Tiki on the Beach http://www.wcvb.com/article/kowloon-fans-get-new-beachside-spot-revere-beach/71480662 

Revelations 12:9~ And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him

🎬 Anna Faris says she felt love from Scary Movie fans “for many years, but not from the industry.” 📸 credit: @Variety 👉 N Crowd, do you think Anna Faris deserved more recognition? #AnnaFaris #ScaryMovie

Raphael Glucksmann s'est fait recadré par la journaliste de France Info « Raphael Glucksmann la vérité c'est que si vous attendez 3 mois pour être candidat c'est parce que vous n'avez pas d'argent, pas de parti avec des militants et que vous avez besoin de l'argent du PS....»