Raising him to survive the economy of tomorrow. Step one: infiltrate the robots. Step two: unionize.

Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

Haven’t checked the parenting books, but teaching my kid spoons are instruments first and utensils second feels like a recipe for an eating disorder. On the bright side, at least it’ll be on tempo.

Sometimes as a parent, you find yourself wrapping your kid up in a yoga mat because that’s what he wanted. And then, when he gets stuck, you’re thinking, “Cool. Hope I didn’t just give him a lifelong fear of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Or Southeast Asian fitness culture.

I think it’s hard to argue that if you say “what up dog” and a dog immediately gets up, you’re not doing something right. Right?

Watch out! Born swinger coming through. (And back. And then through again. It’s honestly kinda hard to make a dramatic entrance when you’re a born swinger.)

Teaching my toddler the word “doppelgänger” in case his brother is born with a cat allergy and he needs a non-ableist way to say “stop copying me.”

Toddler won’t nap because he’s hopped up on horse (please don’t quote this without the video).

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

I knew parenting would entail improvisation; I didn’t realize it would involve so much interpretive dance.

🗣️ "I think it's time we take action at a European level," Helen McEntee says Ireland will push for stronger EU action following the Gaza flotilla controversy and the treatment of activists by Israeli forces. #VMNews

While you’re glued to Britney’s courtroom drama, whip up an animated ad in 60 seconds. #motiongraphics #entrepreneurlife

Ashley St. Clair shows Hasan Piker the texts between her and Elon during the 2024 election "He actually talks like this? Oh god, you literally sound like him. You changed the way you talk to sound exactly like him. You guys send memes to each other?!" "Stop! I wanna die!"

This week in @cipr.co.uk : 1 Minute 👇 🏛️ Lobbying reform and Baroness Hayter’s Private Members’ Bill ⚠️ New report: Reputation, Risk and Resilience 🎖️ Reflections from our Past Presidents Lunch 🗳️ Final call: President, Board and Council applications close 5pm today Links in comments.

Shout out to my "Real" BABYMAMA... I know "vasha"😘

At 70, Blannie Ward walked across the stage at Roanoke-Chowan Community College in Ahoskie, NC and earned her GED. And Blannie isn’t finished. She’s already pursuing her Certified Nurse Aide license. We needed this one today. Share it with someone who does too. Perseverance personified.

An AI scribe heard "I became ill with something viral." It wrote that the patient had taken "hyperactivated antibiotics" — a fake drug — into a permanent health record. This is happening at scale across medicine. A thread. 🧵 #MedicalAI #AIScribes #PatientSafety

Implied Booty Call (IBC). Co-workers hooking up. Hard pass. #podcast #sisters #random #randomthings #life #journey #healing #wisdom

Cassidy Williams explains what VC scouting is, and how it's used to help find the next big startup in the tech space. Watch Cassidy's full episode of Coffee with Developers, recorded live in Germany at the Merge 2024, at www.wearedevelopers.com/en/videos/91...

Sam Rechner on being part of 30 years of SCREAM franchise history Scaradise 2026. FULL Scream 7 Panel: https://youtu.be/THMYwMnJRSI Instagram/Threads: SheFantasyEnt TikTok: therealmsshe Bluesky: thereal-msshe.bsky.social YouTube: SheFantasy-fe7lo #scaradise2026 #scream7 #scream #horrorfilms

Is your amygdala ruining your love life? 🧠 When your brain is stuck in survival mode, it can trigger a “fight, flight, or freeze” response that makes your partner seem like the enemy. 🥀 Break the cycle with "reality testing" to shift from fear to rational thinking. 🔄✨ #RelationshipHealth

White adult runs up and grabs Black child after kids' brief scuffle... ...only to get IMMEDIATELY tackled and slammed by the boy's father. Internet erupting in praise: "Don't ever touch someone else's kid" and "He got it back in adult form." Justified protection or too far?

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Latest recording as of just now. The mini game itself functions how I want but there's still things to add from the larger game. #gamedev #gbstudio

Coffee is not fixing your low energy. Your body needs real connection with sunlight and the earth to recharge. 🎥 Full video — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8aqUTBPLdc&t=138s

Eye Training for Crystal Clear Eye Vision NOW! Welcome back to the 25th episode of Skeletal Leap: A Living Adventure! Today’s episode titled “Eye Training for Crystal Clear Eye Vision NOW!” will tell you about an unintended evidence strengthening the skeletal chakra hypothesis via achieving...

People are Defence’s most important capability. We're ensuring our estate is fit-for-purpose for our Defence people.  Modernisation of the Defence estate will better support our personnel in the workplace, and make sure that Defence has the capability we need.

Q: What did you think about President Trump's comments saying he didn't care about the midterms? Trump's Treasury Secretary: So you're calling President Trump a statesman. Y-y-you're saying that he is taking a statesmanlike position. T-the economy... it is challenging

Wemby PULLED Lu Dort’s hair while getting back on defense 😳 Original post

Microsoft Surface Pro 5 Intel Core M3 12.3in 4GB RAM 128GB SSD Windows 10 Home (Renewed) 🛒 Check on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07T2FTPVG/?tag=sersart2024-20

The Beaumont Series Will Beth and Noah find the happiness they wish for or will overwhelming events break them apart?  The Market Stall Girl Book 1 The Woman from Beaumont Farm Book 2 #bookseries #historicalfiction #booktok #bookthreads http://mybook.to/TheMarketStallGirl

Client Update! Here’s a recent update — cleaned, pressed, and facilitated through CGC on our end. Always great to see these come home in a 9.8 Signature Series. #ComicBookPresser #CGCComics #ComicPressing #SignatureSeries #ComicBookCollection

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Leveraging the bulk purchasing power of the state, California is launching a first-in-the-nation program this summer to provide 400 free diapers to every newborn delivered in a participating CA hospital.

[ 🇨🇦 CANADA ] 🔸 Le Canada annonce développer, avec des partenaires industriels, un système aérien autonome à voilure tournante capable d’opérer en Arctique pour renforcer la surveillance maritime.

NAME THIS PERSON, YOU MAY HAVE SEEN HIM IN SOUTH INDIAN CINEMA AND POLITICS #GuessTheActor #NameThisPerson #WhoIsThis #CelebrityQuiz #ActorQuiz #MovieQuiz #TamilCinema #SouthCinema #Kollywood #IndianCinema #TamilMovieQuiz #KollywoodQuiz #CinemaQuiz #GuessWho #FaceQuiz #PhotoQuiz #ShortsQuiz

qtp with your favourite jedi (wrong answers only) 🎶YOU ARE THE LAAAST DRAAAGON! YOU POSSESS THE POWER OF THE GLOW..."

🎄 Wishing you a joyful holiday season from our team at CropLife Europe! May your holidays be full of happiness, and the new year bring growth, innovation, and sustainable farming across Europe. 🌱 #HappyHolidays #SustainableAg

#GoodDay with Xiao Zhan (¬‿͡¬) #XiaoZhan肖战 🥰 #XiaoZhanxShangjie #XiaoZhanxSAICZ7

A balcony, a lost soccer ball, one button… and a perfectly satisfying drop right back into your hands. #gamedev #WishlistWednesday #indiegame #unreal #indiedev #gaming #スーパーゲ制デー #インディーゲーム  #oddlysatisfying

Shoutout to Justin Bieber for running Turbo Overkill clips at Coachella.

Q: Yesterday, Trump threatened to destroy Iran's civilization. Not the Iranian government, but the Iranian civilization, the Iranian people. How can America can ever have the moral high ground if Trump is threatening to destroy civilizations? (Leavitt dodges the question)

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🎥 Goal highlight: #24 Seth Jarvis (CAR) scores on a snap shot at 16:19 of the 3rd Period. Assisted by #20 Sebastian Aho, #37 Andrei Svechnikov. Score: MTL 1 - CAR 6 #SoundTheSiren

Easy to understand and follow prompts help them create habits through repetition. These habits last long after our time together is finished. We love SAFETY and it shows! . #kidssafefoundation #gunsafety #rangeday #ruger

I opened @playpalia.com expecting a cozy game… then I read the rules and realized it’s literally built to be a safe space 😭💛 I’m not okay, I’m in love. #Palia #CozyGames #TwitchClips #GamingCommunity #WholesomeGaming

🔥Luka’s mom got it goin on🌴 #lukadoncic #mirjampoterbin #nba #playoffs #lebron #lebronjames #lukasmom

Admin is always watching 👀 Shoutout the guys!

Suicide is a topic many people have different feelings about. Don’t Judge talks about some of those feelings. Scan QR code or go to wwesince83.wordpress.com #mentalhealth

"Beautiful Things" written, produced & sung by Pamela Stansberry... 💚❤️🩵🧡🩷💛💚 #musicvideo #pamelastansberry #beautifulthings #americana #songwriter

Interviewing for a whale-wrangler? Skip the resume. Test their charm. #Recruiting #GamingJobs This week's episode is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or your favourite podcast app: buff.ly/BRdAIcY

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Placement matches have been rough but we pushing

The vibes i bring to the function.

Pen to paper. 🤝 @derick_hall9

37 days until the release of Star Fox!

Blanche is playing word games while DeLauro is speaking in plain English. DOJ gave Trump and his family a pass on IRS tax enforcement, which Blanche then tried to rebrand it as “customary.”

Author: Tuneshine @tuneshine_rocks I got stuck on this feature for so long! Then suddenly it came to me that maybe I just wasn’t thinking about it right. . Tuneshine users tend to be big music people, and music people often have ways to listen to music that doesn #gadgets #vinylrecords #entrepreneur

One day. Thousands of memories. Riverside Festival returns to Gravesend Promenade on Saturday 4 July for a full day of live music, family fun, food, entertainment and big summer atmosphere by the riverside. SAVE THE DATE 👀🔥

Traumatic head injuries from contact sports may cause lasting inflammation & long-term blood-brain barrier damage, per Science Magazine study. 🧪 🧠 MRIs of 47 retired athletes showed clear markers of barrier disruption, including altered expression of complement receptors: https://ow.ly/hA0o50Z6mqc