It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

🎶 Baby’s Sharp do do do do do do 🎶

Teaching my toddler the word “doppelgänger” in case his brother is born with a cat allergy and he needs a non-ableist way to say “stop copying me.”

I think it’s hard to argue that if you say “what up dog” and a dog immediately gets up, you’re not doing something right. Right?

Nobody show this to Rini. Instead, show yourself to @myqkaplan.bsky.social’s new special (also titled “Rini,” in what I can only assume is a hilarious coincidence). youtu.be/y0uf9i_z-Aw

Gonna get Toddles a starter job as one of those night elves that fixes shoes. I figure since it’s magic it kind of sits outside the whole “child labor law” system, and his bedtime already lives in the land of myth, so 🤷‍♂️🧝

Toddler won’t nap because he’s hopped up on horse (please don’t quote this without the video).

Pop? Corny.

This year for Valentine’s Day, our toddler whacked his mother in the head so hard that it made *me* look good. Mostly just in comparison to him, and can’t rule out her head injury as a factor — but either way, what a naughty little wingman.

A lot of people hate trigger warnings—not me. I think they’re a helpful tool; I just think we’re using them wrong. I don’t need a heads-up that a movie’s ending is a real bummer.

The Canadian Tank Museum exists to honour the service and sacrifice of veterans, not to “glorify war or promote conflict,” says executive director Jeremy Blowers. He tells @britweaver.bsky.social it offers a window into Canada’s armoured past, and its ties to today’s defence industry. Tonight at 8pm

📣 New Episode Drop! Is India the lynchpin of Indo-Pacific stability—or a wildcard in America’s grand strategy? 🇺🇸🇮🇳 John Bruni talks with @sbabones on U.S.–India ties, Modi, China, Russia & shadow diplomacy. 🎧 LISTEN 👉 youtu.be/ZwKHyAXOuao?... #Geopolitics #TheFocusPodcast #IndiaUSRelations

Geothermal gaining traction in India. Aarti Industries explores integration for industrial heat, Reliance Industries plans 50 MW in Madhya Pradesh. This baseload renewable could ease grid pressure effectively. aktiego.com/sectors/ener... #India #GeothermalEnergy #AartiIndustries

The speaker may vanish from memory—yet the words endure as kotodama. New media art rooted in Japanese aesthetics. Traces of time accumulate and reshape the visible world. #takayukio #NYCArtist #NewYorkArt

Algorhythm Holdings, Inc. (Nasdaq: RIME), parent of AI logistics platform SemiCab, will release Q1 2026 results and host an investor call at 10 a.m. Eastern on Thursday, May 14. See the complete Disclosure at b2idigital.com/disclaimer. B2i Digital is not a broker-dealer or investment adviser.

Thanks 👍 i enjoyed the outdoors just as much as the kinky stuff i share! Of course I took something with me! 😋

Steve Caballero Skates Under the Lights at Jackalope Ventura Vert Ramp Session

With Eid al-Adha around the corner, brands and retailers will be scrambling to capitalise on the festivities. But we must not be lulled into a false sense of representation or belonging, explains Nadeine Asbali:

Crops Failed. Empires Collapsed. The Sky Went Dark. #shorts #darkhistory #historymystery For More Such Content Subscribe & Follow 👉 : youtube.com/@kaustubhgha... [Ai Generated] #unsolvedmysteries #trendingshorts #viral #viralvideo #viralshorts #historyfacts #ancienthistory #kaustubhghanmode

Brennan Center’s @seanmorales-doyle.bsky.social testified before the Illinois Accountability Commission on the ways states can stand up to the threats of ICE at the polls. Watch: bit.ly/4dhUuU5

' WHEN I SAY FUCK, YOU SAY TRUMP ' An I don't wanna cause any controversy, so I won't say no names... 🧤 Eminem #fuck #trump #eminem #news #trending

“$3.67 Sunday. $4.39 Tuesday. TWO DAYS.” She budgeted for gas and the budget was already blown by Tuesday. Now she’s Googling what Trump did. Sis, we’ll save you the search: he started a war. #TrumpsGasFailure

Miss Eco International 2026: The Countdown Begins! #MissEcoInternational Get ready for the most awaited event of the year! Miss Eco International 2026 kicks off tomorrow in the stunning city of Alexandria, Egypt WATCH ON: youtu.be/FTbI3EwJW-k #EcologyQueen #Alexandria2026 #BeautyWithPurpose

Ben explains why we are no longer in control of when this situation ends. @haitch.bsky.social @goldman.blue

Viral posts claim Meta is switching off WhatsApp’s end-to-end encryption, but that’s false. ❌ 🔐 Meta’s update was about Instagram DMs, while WhatsApp chats are still encrypted by default. ✅💬 #WhatsApp #Meta #DigitalPrivacy Check the facts here. 👇 english.factcrescendo.com/2026/05/11/m...

When Ukrainian drones hit Chelyabinsk and Yekaterinburg, Russia’s illusion of safety shattered. 💥 These cities behind the Urals were “untouchable” for decades—now Russians feel vulnerable, from Moscow to their industrial heartlands.

Updated my title screen to emphasize the mood of the rest of the game. I'm really happy with how it turned out so far! Temporary music is by @moomarmouse.bsky.social , but I'll likely redo it later in development. #gamedev #indiedev #indiedeveloper #godotdev #godot #StarDancersSeedsofEternity

On this day 2023/24 All the talk pre-game had been about Amorim's discussions with West Ham. By the end of 90 minutes only one name was on everyone's lips. Viktor Gyökeres. 2 goals in 2 minutes on one leg. Match report 👇 FC Porto 2 Sporting CP 2 outsideofthepride.blogspot.com/2024/04/port...

Ja was sie haben kann, kann ich auch😇🤪 #gaming #Fortnite #germangirl🇩🇪 #KathyClips #BattleRoyale #viral #randomsquad

Hamas confirms the deaths of commander Mohammad Odeh and his family in last night’s strike. They state his death will fuel the Palestinian struggle.

This administration can't give a straight answer because they don't have one. This war is a disaster and their lack of leadership is going to get more Americans killed.

Trumpstein - DOGE power grab, Trumpstein Files distraction and Russian security leak

This 86 year old priest, along with librarians, writers, medics, scientists, politicians and hundreds of other ordinary people, was today arrested as a terrorist for sitting peacefully and holding a placard. We are grateful for their courage, and we hold continue to hold them in our prayers.

CryptidBoyz - Sports Jokes #jokes #cryptidboyz

Nah, Rice and Riccy's reaction to Mikel clocking them 🫂 is absolutely sending me. 🤣😭

Possibly minor Mina the Hollower spoilers but in the form of a joke though this is def going to be an important mechanic later im sure of it the pov mirror of post mina tf...

We don’t have enough room for our new basses, so we have started a massive inventory reduction sale on tons of our instruments. Massive, I say! OffbeatGuitars.com #OffbeatGuitars #Luthier #Bass #LowEnd #WomanOwnedBusiness #Sale #BassSale #InventoryReduction #SmallBusiness

What do you look for in an attorney? If it's someone who makes the experience less scary, then this five-star review is one you should read. #fivestarfriday #fivestarfridays #attorneyreview #attorneyreviews #seattleattorney #bellevueattorney

👁️ Model @janelle_mk Makeup: @sarcasticusernamehere 📸 @sonyalpha.bsky.social A7rV w @tamronhall.bsky.social 17-28 🔦💡 @godox.bsky.social AD 600 and AD 1200 #ForFuqSake #shutterdrag #lightpainting #portrait

Abolish ICE! Legal residency for all 12 million undocumented Americans now! CA-34, I am the only candidate for Congress with a plan to get ICE out of LA while also making sure our undocumented neighbors receive the legal residency they have earned. #CA34 #Independent #immigration #ice #losangeles

🎥 With a good chunk of their core returning and the addition of Satou Sabally, the Liberty have high hopes in 2026. Full Episode: 🍎 bit.ly/42VFmqB 📺 youtu.be/PwtT9xxs-K0 Clip from The Her Hoop Stats Podcast Hosts: @brittanycarper.bsky.social @richardcohen.bsky.social

It's that time again. 😸😸😸 #BellyRubTime #CatsOfBlueSky #CatsAreFamily #WhiskersWednesday #MellowMilo

“We are representing our country at its best of times and at its worst of times.” USWNT defender Tierna Davidson on what it means to represent the US right now as a queer person 🏳️‍🌈

He just needs to rerun these ads. Brutal.

Love seeing playful adventures shine at #TheGameAwards huge congrats! 🎉 Meanwhile, if you're craving more mischievous fun, try becoming a seagull in Goeland! #followfriday #indiegame

GHOST is a start-up with FLAT AC Charging Cables that meet industry and local test standards (mfg claims). Great for EV Charging situations where people frequently walk by. Visit: ghostallaccess.com www.instagram.com/reel/DWKMe6M...

I am ‘sloth falling asleep during lunch’ motivated today.

What do you mean the Stanley Cup final isn’t HABS vs AVALANCHE? 😒 📲 Follow 👉 @funnyaspuck.bsky.social #Hockey #NHL #GoHabsGo #GoAvsGo

Boží, doslova.

look how happy republicans are when they start children starving and raping children... gQpedos

Adam Hoffman Only Served 29 Days for Child S.A after deal with Ken Paxton Office #news #politics #texas #trump #kenpaxton

That bald man still has that comb #jokesky#comedy#funny#dadjokes

Peyote vs other hallucinogens: lsd, psilocybin, and mescaline compared 🔄 #peyote https://go.casadechiles.com/peyote-bluesky

At the heart of this is a demand for a system that represents everyone fairly. #NoahDonohoe

Das ist auch die Morgenroutine von @ruhrpottchaot.eurosky.social 😁 (c) arielhyattstepdance

Good Job Netherlands... (... blowing Taylor Swift kisses)

#WhatDaDogDoin #AEWDynamite

[ 🇷🇺 RUSSIE | 🇮🇳 INDE ] 🔸 Vladimir Poutine affirme que la Russie est prête à coopérer avec l’Inde sur le chasseur Sukhoi Su-57, y compris pour sa fourniture et son développement futur. 🔸 Selon lui, Moscou avait proposé par le passé un développement conjoint de [La suite en réponse ⬇️]

The longest homers of the last week Presented by @MountainDew