Threw baby his first surprise sting operation.

And people said I was a fool, A FOOL, to make my baby stay up all night watching The Chair Company on a loop.

It’s devastating to me that my kid is still so young and yet already so much better at clubbing than me (I assume, I’ve never really been clubbing to judge against. It’s mostly just this with champagne, yes?)

“So act that you use humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other, always at the same time as an end, never merely as a means.” — Immanuel Kant, talking about my kid trying to get a stray cat to tickle his feet when the cat clearly has ends of its own it’s pretty busy tickling.

“Why do we fall, Bruce?” So we can learn to bump our heads. Also, my name’s not Bruce. Sorry—I’ve fallen down a lot.

Rubik: “separate all the colors on my magical cube to prove you’ve got a high IQ.” Nice try, eugenics propaganda dweeb, but I don’t think I will.

It’s important to give your kids a healthy sense of self-esteem. Sometimes that means helping them with a puzzle and congratulating them like they did it themselves. Sometimes it means stuffing them in a sack and calling them a leg genius.

Teaching my kid method acting by lying about when he’s on tape. He’s either gonna be a phenomenal actor or a guy who spends the next 40 years having flop-sweat nightmares he can’t quite explain.

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Kid slipped on a banana speell.

5-2 #Habs 🥳🎉🥅 #GoHabsGo 💙🤍❤️‍🔥

🎥 How healthy ecosystems can protect small islands from #ClimateChange PL RP 🩷💚💙 @hunho7.bsky.social @theharryhaz.bsky.social @jetraven.bsky.social @marikosegawa.bsky.social @annieingarden.bsky.social @julioalonso.bsky.social @lisaschipper.bsky.social #climate graph by IPCC #ClimateAction #Klima

@jasmineforus.bsky.social endorsed Xavier Becerra 💪🏾💙🐻💙💪🏾 This woman can tell a joke, and the funniest jokes are always the ones that ring true: “I‘m so ecstatic to stand here in support of someone that I know will do an amazing job… and will scare the shit outta Trump.” @realmerrind.bsky.social 🎥

Hi BlueSky, it's me, Debbie.

It’s been 423 days since Pappas held a public town hall, and he avoids Granite Staters outside controlled settings. Pappas says it’s because of a Republican tracker. A kid. Yet somehow we’re supposed to believe he’s courageously “fighting Trump.” #nhpolitics #newhampshire #votekarishmaforsenate

Les conséquences de l’autonomisation des islamistes radicaux se font encore sentir à travers le monde aujourd’hui." Khalid al Hail, President of Qatar National Democratic Party. Mais il semblerait que le Qatar soutienne toujours les groupes terroristes islamistes en Afrique.⬇️

Don’t Be a Digital Colony Europe risks becoming a digital colony of foreign tech empires. 📱 We use their tools, follow their rules, feed their profits. It’s time to build our own systems—open, ethical, sovereign. Let’s take back control. #AI #Art #NFT #AIForGood #Europe #Innovation #impactArt

AluminiumOS: Geleakte Bilder deuten auf auffälligen Look bei Googles neuer Laptop-Plattform - Notebookcheck.com News https://www.notebookcheck.com/AluminiumOS-Geleakte-Bilder-deuten-auf-auffaelligen-Look-bei-Googles-neuer-Laptop-Plattform.1267705.0.html #Google #Betriebssystem #Laptop #AluminiumOS

Reading Eggs 🎉📚 Make reading magical for Johnny or Marcia. Click on: readingeggs.com/trynow/?utm_...

Tax Day

It must be the first of the month. New Billboard Day!

Why do we need Dan in the Dáil? Because nobody cares about Dublin Central like he does. On May 22, vote Daniel Ennis number 1.

#wembanyama #nba #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/2026-05-11/us/Sports/ch/bs/温班亚马暴力肘击后被驱逐；面临第五场禁赛可能/1272931

How is Xiao Zhan getting more beautiful by the day?! 🥹🫠🫠🫠❤️ XIAO ZHAN LIUSHEN 6 YEARS #XiaoZhan肖战 #XiaoZhanxLiushen26LS

"Hopefully the trains work this time." 🤣 Pep Guardiola's funny response ahead of Man City's clash against Bournemouth after their trains were delayed before the FA Cup final against Chelsea 😅

I am Rathunter Zoro! And I will not rest till I have slapped at least one of these squeakers with the fury of my three loaf style skills XD

Nigel Farage didn't show up at court today, so we brought the next best thing... 👀 Reform wants your data, so we're suing Farage’s party. Court's over for today, we'll have more news soon so stay tuned

Wenn ihr Flausch wollt, dann bitte schön! Einen sehr müden und faulen Flausch, der da grade im Bettchen mit dem Kopf auf seinem Kissen liegt. Bin genau so müde wie Argos, hinlegen und schlafen geht aber grad nicht. Habt den Tag fein!😊🫂

⭐ WISHLIST WEDNESDAY You don’t play this game… you master it. 💎 Forge gems. Combine power. Build defenses that don’t break. Starts simple… then it takes over. 🎮 Wishlist now: store.steampowered.com/app/4207990/... #GemCraft #Steam #Gaming #IndieGames #newgames

“Pain…” Here: jnsbros.com … #motivational #promosky #viral #bluesky #god #trend

The real reason mass murdering war criminal #Netanyahu is threatening to sue the New York Times

There is groundbreaking research on eye health happening in Hamilton, that's aimed at fighting two of Canada's leading causes of blindness @annettehamm.bsky.social. FULL INTERVIEW: www.chch.com/morning-live/groundbreaking-research-on-eye-health-happening-in-hamilton/

Trump: "Pete Hegseth is central casting. He loves war!" At least he's admitting it so no one has to call us conspiracy theorists when we tell the truth.

How does volcanic ash affect environments and ecosystems? Developed in partnership with Edge Hill University. Watch the full video on @timeforgeog.bsky.social and discover how you can put your... https://timeforgeography.co.uk/videos-list/plate-tectonics/environmental-impact-volcanic-eruptions/

We believe that getting ahead of disease requires understanding its root cause.

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Melting continues this afternoon, and tonight we wills stay above freezing! I've got your latest forecast below. #arwx #ARStormTeam

🍁 ASSIST | Gabrielle Carle Seattle Reign vs. Washington Spirit, NWSL May 10th, 2026 #CanWNT/#CanXNT 🎥NWSL

Meet Vero, our new Account Director! 👋 She joins us from Minister Joly’s office, where she led national & international planning. Vero brings sharp political instinct and calm leadership under pressure, all while being fully bilingual.

Facts on facts💯

Oopsie! Dave McCormick (R-PA) catches himself calling it the "Trump Regime" mid-sentence. Gotta love it!

Drought conditions are finally starting to show some improvement in the RGV, thanks to several days of rain. Here's a look at the latest drought monitor and an updated the forecast from the Valley Storm Team Weather Center.

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Ο #Ρονάλντο, ο #Μέσι και η #ορχήστρα #Ronaldo, #Messi and the #orchestra

Soooo what exactly is ICE supposed to do at the airports, again?

Tech in dementia care: empowerment or control? 🤔 MCI and Beyond explores how innovation impacts dignity, safety & ethics. 🔗 Join us—visit, share, follow & subscribe! #DementiaCare #MCIandBeyond #EthicsInAI #BrainHealth #FutureOfCare

Gerade mal 1 Tag alt und schon möchten die Küken Mamas Fittichen entkommen. 🥰🫠 #Kiel #Turmfalken #Kestrel #Birds #Animal-Cam www.kiel.de/de/umwelt_ve...

🤼Kotoeiho and Oshoma battle right to the edge with Kotoeiho giving Oshoma the last little bump he needed. They call it okurinage (rear throw down), which I think is new to me. Kotoeiho now 9-2 and firmly among the leaders, Oshoma 5-6.

Ignoring Social Customer Support? #socialcustomersupport #aivideo #customerservice #marketing #brandreputationmanagement

"Al Barça, els que tiren de veritat són la gent de la casa i ha de ser així per sempre". Marc Bartra ( @MarcBartra ), jugador del Reial Betis ( @RealBetis ). #Fanzone3Cat https://3cat.cat/fanzone

This is Michigan's opportunity to do better. We must take it.

Ahuh. Keep talkin…. Y’all not ready for this. I’m hungry, I know a place with lots of good food. Anyone want anything on my way back? My treat.🧚🏻‍♀️ ~🪶

Russians hit a multi-story building in Zaporizhzhia — there is currently a large fire, apartments are burning. Information about casualties is being clarified, according to the Regional Military Administration

Things that makes you go hmm 🤔 🧐 🤨 But people are in the streets protesting this mess. Like the No King’s Protests.

Mary Trump's niece: "Donald & his older sons have been given the green light to commit financial crimes &they'll never be held accountable as long as Republicans in control. If we regain Democratic majority in next election, well be able to end this madness & put these people behind bars"

... SO CHILD R*PE IS OK! (THE VIDEO VERSION) #PamBondi #Republicans #EpsteinFiles #Maga #Trump CHECK OUT OUR BLOG FOR MUCH MORE! nonserviamblog.blogspot.com

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-he smiles... THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS EXCITED AT THE IDEA THAT ANOTHER TERMINATOR WAS THERE. it's so clear in a lot of moments in the movie he's more sentient than what the movie is letting on. It's almost like he's enjoying the hunt.

Angels-Rockies is officially off the rails thanks to a game-tying two-run triple from Jorge Soler. It's his fifth career triple and first since 2024. And as we know now after Shohei Ohtani's inside-the-park homer last month in Anaheim, that netting down the line is in play on balls like this.

Puppy chillin at the club.  #PuppyVideo #CutePuppy #PetVlog #PuppyLife #AnimalCute