New way of using the phrase “new thing just dropped” just dropped. (Before you watch this, you should know he’s fine).

As a Jewish father, I’ll never have to tell my kid Santa isn’t real. But one day I am going to have to tell him that Roomba’s parent company, iRobot, went out of business. So yeah… let’s just say I get it.

This year for Valentine’s Day, our toddler whacked his mother in the head so hard that it made *me* look good. Mostly just in comparison to him, and can’t rule out her head injury as a factor — but either way, what a naughty little wingman.

🎶 Baby’s Sharp do do do do do do 🎶

It all first started when the Roomba ran over his foot on a full moon.

I think it’s hard to argue that if you say “what up dog” and a dog immediately gets up, you’re not doing something right. Right?

Nobody show this to Rini. Instead, show yourself to @myqkaplan.bsky.social’s new special (also titled “Rini,” in what I can only assume is a hilarious coincidence). youtu.be/y0uf9i_z-Aw

It’s important to give your kids a healthy sense of self-esteem. Sometimes that means helping them with a puzzle and congratulating them like they did it themselves. Sometimes it means stuffing them in a sack and calling them a leg genius.

Just thinking about how funny it would’ve been if, right after saying “The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff,” Carl Sagan had ripped a massive fart.

In which my son demonstrates an early aptitude for our people’s most ancient tradition: complaining, even when everything is going great.

De spits en bovenste top van de Vondelkerk Amsterdam is nu compleet weg.

WALT DISNEY’S ENCHANTED TIKI ROOM (1963). Disneyland, Anaheim, California. December 2025.

98% of parents make this nursery mistake, be aware! Access Full Guide: https://go.growdeen.com/baby_sleep_faq White noise placement matters more than you realize. 6-7 feet away, 50dB max. #fyp #viral #Islam

A group of Ukrainian soldiers was attacked by a Russian FPV drone. As it approached, the soldiers opened fire, but they failed to hit the drone, which struck one of the soldiers who captured the moment on his helmet-mounted camera. The soldier lost a leg, but he is alive.

9 Polyhedral Liquid Core Sets of Dice D and D Crimson Core Tide #dice #ttrpg #dnd #diceset #dnddice

I just finished S2 of Daredevil: Born Again. It was so good - a marked improvement on S1. Very bittersweet ending but I'm looking forward to S3 & hopefully beyond!

📌Ο προπονητής της Φενέρμπαχτσε, Σαρούνας Γιασικεβίτσιους έδωσε το «παρών» στη μεγάλη συναυλία του Αντώνη Ρέμου στη Volkswagen Arena στην Κωνσταντινούπολη. Μαζί του η Ελληνίδα σύζυγός του, Άννα Δούκα και ο Τούρκος μπασκετμπολίστας της Μπεσίκτας, Σερτάκ Σανλί. #iefimerida #Ρεμος

#344.3 - Are We Silenced? - JACK&JOZEF - Is there still freedom of speech? #ad #fy #fyp #silenced #truth #storytelling #freedom #lifehack #podcast #PodcastGemist #lifelessons #news #new #media #ironie #talkshow #postmodern #absurdisme #weereendag #vandaaginside #TalpaNetwork

***The Following Contains Explicit Language and Adult Content*** Botches Didn’t Ruin a Thing — AJ Still Loved Rollins vs Breakker Segment is from AJ OUM Episode 355 For ALL THINGS OUM: Click here: www.linktr.ee/ajoum #AJOrsini #DeceiveDave #OUM #WWE #WWEBacklash

This fucking guy pisses me off. He tosses out the basic principles of economics. He doesn't that shit to cover for Dear Leader...

Broad Peak, standing at 8,051 meters (26,414 ft), is known as the "Mushroom Peak". It was first ascended on June 9, 1957, by an Austrian expedition. Contact👇: www.skarduexpedition.com #Adventure #mountaineering #rockclimbing #skitour #trekking #hiking #travel #nature #mountainview #photography

No one is buying the bulls**t that the Trump admin is selling, not even Fox News. Let that sink in.

Deputy Nursery Manager, The Kingsley School. Closes: 15/06. https://shrbrt.jobs/9mqpuv. #independentschooljobs #warwickshirejobs #teachingjobs @hmc-schools.bsky.social @isaschools.bsky.social

Minnesota State Sen. Torrey Westrom (R-Alexandria) opposes restrictions to high-capacity firearm magazines because "I know situations where the bad guy coming in, you need more than 17 bullets."

Cleveland Hopkins held a ribbon cutting ceremony for the new central checkpoint. Reporter Steven Hernandez will have more tonight at 6 p.m. on 19 News+

This is the most corrupt President in the history of our country. But let me be clear: every branch of our government now has corruption that is cancerous and eating away at our democracy. We must demand change.

BREAKING: Hegseth just confirmed that a ceasefire is, in fact, when the fire ceases. Thanks for the clarification Pete...

👩‍⚕️ From July 1, 2025, Ontario NPs can apply defibrillators and pacemakers, perform electrocoagulation and certify deaths, while RNs can certify expected deaths—aiming to boost access where millions lack a family doctor. #Nursing #OntarioHealth #PrimaryCare

🎁 Give the gift of freshly made moments! Moda Cafe TX gift cards are perfect for friends, family, employees, or anyone special. Treat them to coffee, desserts, breakfast, and more. #GiftCards #ModaCafeTX #RichmondTXEats

"Rambo" meets "Dumbo" is how Jimmy Kimmel sums up Trump's latest meme.

You can't open a package of anything when you have a dog 🤣

This is what the Zionists support.

Ain’t explaining shit, because *you* should’ve seen it coming….. ✈️ #AEWDoubleOrNothing #AEWDoN

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🔥Wir fahren heute nach Riesa. Unser Ziel: den AfD-Parteitag zum Desaster machen! Menschenverachtende Positionen nehmen immer mehr Raum in unserer Gesellschaft ein, von der AfD bis zu den Grünen. Wir gehen gemeinsam mit all jenen auf die Straße, die für eine solidarische Gesellschaft einstehen. ✊

Könnten wir Audi demnächst wieder aktiv im GT Sport sehen ? #revcoremotorsport #audi #f1 #formel1 #gt3 #wec #dtm

And it begins ☝️#lgm #metsbaseball

"Dude, you'd be late to your own funeral!" "I will not!" #WTF #Video #Motorcycle Via Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1tepmy1/man_the_sky_really_looks_great_today_huh/

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Stop it! Complaining may feel productive. It’s not. You know what is Action.

An ‘omega block’ will keep Massachusetts cooler than average into the weekend. Cindy is tracking Impact Weather for the weekend, but says this pattern will be slow to break down early next week. https://www.wcvb.com/article/impact-weather-wet-breezy-saturday-expected-across-massachusetts/71429498 

#hinckley #leicester #police #council #speeding #noisepollution #antisocial #crime #rejectreformuk

Things aren’t what they seem to be when Princess Olivia jumps aboard a spaceship to escape a loveless marriage. @ginikoch.bsky.social Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DVVJL73L B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-royal-... Apple: books.apple.com/us/book/the-... Kobo: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...

STATE RD @ ASHBURNER ST 🕒 7:42 AM - 7:44 AM ET (6x speed) 🌡️ 56°F | Clear 📍: 40.037164,-75.011317

⚖️ ¿La justicia es más bien de derechas? 🎙️ "Hay mucho descaro por parte de algunos jueces, han perdido la vergüenza. La justicia es un desastre", opina Mercedes Milá en #MalasLenguasN

This is not normal. We shouldn’t have to wake up to depictions of our president as Jesus, and have Republicans in Congress who refuse to stand up to him.

Didn’t think I would use this audio again. #america #2026 #nokings

This genuinely sounds like a horror movie scene not real life God that’s fucking disturbing

Happy Thursday tiny humans in My phone 💋

So it's because I edited it, it won't let me post an edited version I cropped because I was more comfortable cropping most of the block across from me out for my own safety , yet they're happy with tik toks etc @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app 🤨 Anyway summer has arrived in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Mike Johnson bragged about “notebooks full of ideas” to improve healthcare. Axios revealed what was in them: strip millions of Americans of coverage to fund a war with Iran. Today the House votes on war powers. Now you know exactly what that vote means. #FundHealthcareNotWar

Post of #Faeze_Hosseinnejad 's Mother You left my sight, yet your pain still lingers in our hearts Wherever I look, your face appears before me still You showed such kindness and loyalty to all around Your noble name is on everyone's lips everywhere #IranMassacre

You did it! You did it! YOU DID IT! YOU… DID… IT!

US citizens: "Everything is too expensive, please help us." Trump: "Our pool is bigger than skyscrapers."

A lion stalks a man outside a mud cabin, that growl is absolutely terrifying 🔊 Original post

Do you prefer to be on the edge of your seat while flying a million km an hour in tight corridors? Then you'll love the CAT MKIII. A rogue racer that relies on pure skill (and plasma shields) to finish first. #TravellingSpacer #Amiga #AtariST #Gamedev #IndieDev #Godot #16-bit

I MADE AN NBA LEGEND MY CAMERAMAN 👀🎥 I was lucky enough to get some time with NBA legend Dirk Nowitzki to ask him about representation and the importance of the NBA playing in Europe at the 2026 NBA London Game... #dirknowitzki #interview #nbalondon #nbaberlin #nbauk #nbaeurope

Smooooooooth. #PCA #Cubs #GoCubsGo #WrigleyField

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