My child may never know what it means to be a “spoony bard,” & neither may his mother, and neither may you, but it’s from Final Fantasy IV and the point is I’m spending time with my him instead of playing video games, and as a man, I believe that entitles me to some form of medal or parade, yes?

“Why do we fall, Bruce?” So we can learn to bump our heads. Also, my name’s not Bruce. Sorry—I’ve fallen down a lot.

My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

It’s important to give your kids a healthy sense of self-esteem. Sometimes that means helping them with a puzzle and congratulating them like they did it themselves. Sometimes it means stuffing them in a sack and calling them a leg genius.

In this house we believe in hands-on learning. Today I learned that if you secretly film your kid singing, he will lay hands on you. Most father-son violence in an ABC song since the Jackson 5.

At first, we thought it was adorable that he made his momma a crown out of blocks because he sees her as a queen. Only later did we realize it was less a “royal coronation” and more of a “Taekwondo sparring helmet” situation.

I know the Adam and Eve story isn’t meant to be taken literally, but it really does feel like men got there first when they were handing out gender roles. Like Adam had already given all the predators badass names and was like, “Great first day.

Threw baby his first surprise sting operation.

It all first started when the Roomba ran over his foot on a full moon.

A Ukrainian domestically produced “Bars” medium-range cruise missile filmed flying over the Russian capital city of Moscow earlier today, during a drone and missile attack by Ukraine against the western regions of Russia.

Next year, Mariah will be the dorm mother of the infamous sorority Phi Beta Pie. If she can survive her vacation… www.amazon.com/dp/B07YQ9LXQR

Un tiramisú de 440,58 metres de longitud va ser reconegut aquest diumenge amb un rècord Guinness al més llarg del món. El pastís va ser elaborat per més de 100 pastissers i voluntaris sota les ordres de Mirko Ricci a l'icònic barri londinenc de Chelsea. #RècordGuinness #Tiramisú #Londres

"Who am I to turn away a paying customer?" #TeddysHaven #Vtuber

S&P 500 down. Dow tanking. NASDAQ bleeding. Gas up 60¢ in ONE week. 92,000 jobs gone. This isn’t bad luck — this is the direct result of reckless, chaotic leadership. Your wallet is paying the price. #TrumpsJobsSlump​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Plasma Cutter (Dead Space Franchise) - Horror Fun Facts Doc- #deadspace #plasmacutter #space #scifi #necromorphs #zombie #alien #armor #suit #engineer

The Sam Carter verse on this Don Broco song goes so hard, musically and lyrically.

Starting off the new year with a small but mighty #fossil - a #foraminiferan! These #microfossils help us understand paleoclimates! In fact, it foram fossils that initially led scientists to figure out the cause of the #dinosaur extinction event 🦖☄️ 3D model: bit.ly/cloud-foram #FossilFriday

Are you a business or professional grower, transitioning to OR already 100% peat-free? We want to hear from you 😁 We're always interested in expanding our contacts! Drop us a line at peatfreepartnership.org.uk/contact-us #PeatFree #Gardening #Agriculture #Horticulture

ISRL plant weiter und alle sind Still #realtalk #menschlichkeit #leben #gerechtigkeit #heilig

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Devil Wears Prada 2 Soundtrack, Meryl Streep on Film Tropes, and SNL Cameos #celebrity #popculture #famous #trending #celebnews

My review of The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes) by Tiffany Hunt #booksky #romancereader #fantasyromance #guidestovillainyandllove #romantasy

#Equality #freedom #democracy #ruleoflaw #trans Monday Love - Please pass the Message Peace & Love Together. 🤍🕊️🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️⚖️ Thank You

San Antonio Spurs Go Spurs Go!

#springsteen #trump #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/cdwqhy8j

📊 2026-04-28 • NATO-US Tensions: MACRON: EU ARTICLE 42.7 'STRONGER THAN NATO ARTICLE 5'; TRUMP: 'ALLIANCE HAS FAILED US'; NATO REITERATES NO SUSPENSION MECHANISM • Israel-Palestine: Gaza Holds First Elections in 20 Years as IDF Strikes Kill 7+ More Palestinians • World Cup 2026:… 🔗 watchboard.dev

#NKOTB New Kids on the Block has all the right stuff on the red carpet at the #AMAs

If you think you don’t need marketing, you’re lying to yourself. A logo, a website, even word of mouth. That’s marketing. Stop playing and stop making excuses.  Full Episode: https://www.youtube.com/live/VryYpU226YQ?si=KUfLnzn0fEpOssHE #untraditionalentrepreneur  #digitalmarketing  #businessgrowth

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Breathe easier with the right info 💨 This #AQAW2026, learn how air quality impacts your health—and how creating a Cleaner Air Space can help protect you and your family. Stay informed. Stay prepared. ➡️https://youtube.com/shorts/vMx3JTSdoAs

The President of the United States is trying to use $1.8 billion dollars of taxpayer money to pay off his political allies. This corruption is running rampant in Washington, and we need fresh representatives in Congress to put a stop to it. #corruption #trump #ericchung #ericchungformichigan

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How many of us are going to see the new Mandalorian movie? #TriviaTime #StarWars #TheMandalorian #SigourneyWeaver #FYPViral

epic movement (and quite the interesting speedrun title) from @NateTheNoggin 🏃💨

Space Age edge-lit displays bring nostalgia to life in FranLab's latest video, showcasing a creative solution from the past that still captivates vintage electronics fans.

County councilmembers continue seeking ways to reduce the proposed fiscal 2027 operating budget and its 6.3% property tax increase, Council President Natali Fani-González announced a plan Friday calling for “a fundamentally different approach.” Read more: https://bit.ly/3OJcwX4

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Defector's @jaspercwang.bsky.social on why it's ok for business owners to choose integrity over survival. With host @greenwell.bsky.social. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

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So excited!

Thank you to @mrgood.arte and his Assistant, @anotherguywithacamera 📸 It was super fun , I loved hanging out with you guys. Photography: @mrgood Outfits : @rainbowshops Makeup: @valeriaugc Music: 🎵 DANDELIONS 🎵 @ricksloboda @nexeri.music @j.a.e_official @viktorgrimon @gahararecords

Restoring and upgrading an old pair of clogs (klompen in Dutch). #handicraft #clogs #restoration #footwear

There's nothing like finally defeating an early game enemy to make you question if you really know how the game mechanics work. It's a new episode of #ClairObscurExpedition33 #streamersupport #youtube @gamingnews-rt.bsky.social @expedition33.bsky.social #RPG #turnbased #french buff.ly/kLKRikU

🇨🇦 Mark Carney, Primer Ministro de Canadá: El mundo enfrenta una ruptura en diversas áreas: tecnología, energía, comercio y geopolítica. Algunos están utilizando la integración como una herramienta de poder, mientras que las normas existentes no limitan a los actores hegemónicos. #MarcanoSinTapujos

Tax is not theft. It pays for the infrastructure that guarantees your livelihood. This piece is great because it re-frames the discussion: the IRS is the army that protects you from the avarice of sociopaths like Musk, Bezos, O'Leary, Trump and Zuckerberg.

03-14-26 - update on Iowa’s budget cliff. Nonpartisan estimate has us spending more than we are raising in taxes.

University of al-Qarawiyyin, founded in 859 AD in Morocco, is recognized as the world’s oldest continuously operating university and a historic center of learning and scholarship. Check out the Colors of Africa Art Exhibit with FREE food tasting at the Prime Osborn Center

@ignitionpress.bsky.social The Patron 1 final order cutoff June 22nd, in shops July 29th. @cjward.bsky.social & @johnjpearson.bsky.social Interview on YT & Podcast Apps!

Better than a Denver omelet? 🍳 Sign us up! Meet Yuri Lowenthal and Tara Platt this weekend at FAN EXPO Denver. Get your tickets now: spr.ly/63320B8jBXq #FANEXPODenver #Denver #DenverOmelet #YuriLowenthal #TaraPlatt

Never let @goliraa.bsky.social in a deadlock vc

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Mark Amodei had a distinguished career of making the rich richer and voting to strip healthcare away from thousands of Northern Nevadans. As an organizer during many of those key votes, I saw firsthand what that meant for families in our community.

Our dark projects are going to MGN Indie Game Carnival online! Meet them: 🕯️ Lost in the roots 🌑 NightFall Shade 📜 Provoron 🌙 Midnight Souls Carnival link: store.steampowered.com/sale/MGN2026 #MGN2026 #darkgames #lostintheroots #nightfallshade #provoron #midnightsouls

SAYLES WITH THE HIT STICK! 💥 Catch the end of the 1st half on CFL+ 🗓️: Bombers vs Riders LIVE NOW 📺: Stream on CFL+ #CFLGameDay

A shark named Ritinha in a Rio de Janeiro aquarium has predicted that Brazil will win its opening World Cup game against Morocco, choosing a Brazil bucket in her tank. Marcelo Szpilman, director of the aquarium, hopes the attention will encourage shark conservation.

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Que gran invento lo de los memes!! Qué imaginación 😂😂😂😂😅

Replying to @emd652 It hopefully shouldn't stop you from having an abortion again. Unless you were diagnosed with some kind of condition at the time which would make you more prone to a bleed