Pop? Corny.

I know the Adam and Eve story isn’t meant to be taken literally, but it really does feel like men got there first when they were handing out gender roles. Like Adam had already given all the predators badass names and was like, “Great first day.

Trying to give my kid the old college head start by teaching him all the essential ping pong ball tricks for rush week. (I assume—Oberlin didn’t have frats, so I just had to pledge a vegan book club. Now I suck at ping pong and enter a trauma fugue around lentils.)

It’s devastating to me that my kid is still so young and yet already so much better at clubbing than me (I assume, I’ve never really been clubbing to judge against. It’s mostly just this with champagne, yes?)

It’s important to give your kids a healthy sense of self-esteem. Sometimes that means helping them with a puzzle and congratulating them like they did it themselves. Sometimes it means stuffing them in a sack and calling them a leg genius.

A lot of people hate trigger warnings—not me. I think they’re a helpful tool; I just think we’re using them wrong. I don’t need a heads-up that a movie’s ending is a real bummer.

Sometimes as a parent, you find yourself wrapping your kid up in a yoga mat because that’s what he wanted. And then, when he gets stuck, you’re thinking, “Cool. Hope I didn’t just give him a lifelong fear of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls. Or Southeast Asian fitness culture.

A tired toddler is a lot like jazz: loopy, hard to follow, and I could listen to it go on and on—but I get why people find it annoying.

The key to toddler meditation? No expectations.* *Arguably also the key to adult meditation.

And people said I was a fool, A FOOL, to make my baby stay up all night watching The Chair Company on a loop.

Joker @markhamillofficial.bsky.social TV Show: Batman: The Animated Series Year: 1992-1994 Undoubtedly this is Mark Hamill's most recognizable voice role. A major influence for Hamill's Joker voice was Claude Rains who is remembered for his role in Invisible Man. #Batman #BatmanTheAnimatedSeries

Peaceful protest at Uptown station. Protect the Voting Rights Act!! Black votes Matter. #fwb #fl

The #IRGC belongs on the #EU terrorist list. And I hope the EU Member States will finally recognise this at the Foreign Affairs Council today. My comment at BBC News:

The last time Arsenal won the title, their current players were all just children. 🥹

Me at today’s show 👇 – Serbian gas prices from Russia & Azerbaijan: opaque – Kremlin, White House & Israel, via their GONGO networks in Serbia see the EU as a core ideological opponent – Attack on Iran? Biggest winner was known in advance: Russia Link: youtu.be/W24gVLZCKrI Insert 👇

Happy Memorial Day, everyone!

In Indonesia, International Jazz Day (celebrated annually on April 30) has evolved into a nationwide movement. Since its UNESCO designation in 2011, Indonesia has become one of the most active participants in the world, with celebrations spanning from Sumatra to Papua.

The river powered water wheel that powered the baroque fountains of #herrenhausen garden. I got to peek in because the door was open. It was peek technology at the time. The largest fountain is in the replies. #garden #fountain #water #waterwheel

Druski Shares Throwback 2016 Clip Predicting He’d One Day Be on Meek Mill’s Level After Meeting the Rapper

Clutch Queens: Caitlin Clark Looks DANGEROUS Again 👀 Caitlin Clark finally looks like herself again and WNBA fans are noticing immediately. Link: www.youtube.com/shorts/zLBBg... #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

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@symonedsanders.bsky.social: "It's giving grift" As Trump’s fragile Iran ceasefire falters, a Trump family backed drone firm lands a new Air Force deal, raising fresh questions about influence and profit amid the war. #TheWeeknight hosts weigh in.

@ijessewilliams talks what Malcolm X Shared from @siriusxm 🎥✨ Full credit to them. Watch more 📺 https://www.instagram.com/reels/DVCTNR8jx1Z/ #BlackHistory365 #MalcolmX #OnThisDay #BlackHistory #HumanRights #BlackPower #AfricanAmericanHistory #NationOfIslam #CivilRightsHistory #TheAutobiography

...just a sweet little baby, doing sweet-little-baby things...

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Team Abdul. Powered by grassroots supporters. Sharing the vision for getting money out of politics, putting money in your pocket, and passing Medicare for All. Join us.

How do you navigate real-world ethical dilemmas in public service? In SPA’s PUAD 619, Prof. Scott Bass prepares you to lead with integrity by examining case studies and encouraging student-led discussions to explore ethics in action. Register here: https://bit.ly/4eisSQS

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Trump lied, now prices are up and we’re in a war costing us billions. We need more people lifting their voice to demand accountability for this failed presidency. op: @nowthisimpact

We have children’s activities on the Together Alliance march on 28th March. Join us as we walk together for love and hope, compassion and justice. If you have questions email christianclimateaction@gmail.com The link for information on joining the Christian Bloc is forms.fillout.com/t/taUVQsj1dyus

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Albino 'Donald Trump' buffalo saved from Eid Sacrifice on popular demand by Bangladesh Govt. Trump lookalike buffalo to be moved to a Zoo for public entertainment.

Today I’m taking over the Take BAC Congress socials!!! Let’s talk about the importance of a Supreme Court Code of Ethics. #SCOTUSEthics @takebaccongress.bsky.social

From all of us at RFK Human Rights, thank you for supporting our work! If you donate to our #GivingTuesday campaign before midnight, your gift will be matched 2X. 💌 Give thanks this Thanksgiving: rfkhro.org/4rb1GaA

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The Second Nadir: Yes, This Is Jim Crow. The states that are using the Louisana v. Callais decision to increase white power are not taking us back to Jim Crow. We are already there, read it: tinyurl.com/yf74vptx

Let's dig in to the headlines for some educated, rounded, respectful debate. Join the conversation at keyt.com, and the live debate, Thursday at 6pm.

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~ Deep Breathing is 0.00 and works ( for many ) ! ~ 32s video Topic: ment al health. Captions on. You deserve all the centering you could use. You deserve to feel at home in your mind. You deserve everything required to not just live, but to enjoy life & fulfill your heart.

Mike Johnson: "I hope voters remember this in the fall. You've gotta keep the grownups in charge, and that's the Republicans." Your response?

Private sector union membership has collapsed — from 16.5% in 1985 to just 5.9% today. That's barely a third of what it was. West Virginia, Indiana, and Michigan were hit hardest. Workers have been losing power for 40 years. More from @hcbrown.bsky.social: https://bit.ly/4rmZKL5

Another day in the depths ends.⚓️ “Get some sleep,” says the Captain. The screen fades to black. Alone in the dark, you write your final diary entry and sign it. Every decision you made weighs heavy as you try to sleep. New False Echo footage is out now. #indiedev #gamedev #submarinegame #pixelart

Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir personally oversaw the harsh detention conditions of Turkish Sumud Flotilla activists after they were attacked in international waters, abducted and transferred to Ashdod prison. Text and source: @alqudsnewsnet.bsky.social

Not all heroes wear capes.

Public Health Solutions in has developed a model for delivering Food is Medicine interventions in diverse communities. Their approach centers on: -Understanding community needs -Building partnerships -Measuring what matters More: https://www.fimcommunity.org/cases/public-health-solutions

Mamdani epitomizing “if he wanted to, he would” about the entire political class

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Sometimes my bloodlust takes over when I play Resident Evil

WAIT YOU CAN PLAY AS PEPPY IN STARLINK INSTEAD OF FOX? GRUMPY OLD BASTARD GOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

One year since Catching Up dropped. What lyric stayed with you? 🌍 #SéaByrne #CatchingUp #ClimateMusic 📺 youtu.be/rRb1CJfy-_I 🎸 seabyrne.bandcamp.com/track/catching-up

This is Copo. He firmly believes this cow statue is his new best friend. 13/10 super happy for them both (IG: copodenievebullterrier)

❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian FP-1 kamikaze drone beautifully maneuvers in the sky over 🇷🇺St. Petersburg.

Why in God's name, would you wanna vote for that man. #SteyerTheLiar That man who earned his money investing in for profit prisons, like CoreCivic, that's torturing immigrants. Sorry but my people are being kidnapped and fed maggots and water with hair in it because of that billionaire! Fk him!

A carnivorous plant native to South Africa, the Cape Sundew uses its sticky, glistening tentacles to attract and trap arthropod prey. They thrive in nutrient-poor environments and obtain necessary nitrogen and phosphorus from their prey rather than the soil. youtube.com/shorts/ScEP3...

I-76 @ MP 197.1, Kittatinny Tunnel 🕒 9:42 PM - 9:44 PM ET (6x speed) 🌡️ 70°F | Clear 📍: 40.159071,-77.683670

⚠️ Unwetter in Norditalien Heftige Gewitter haben am Dienstag Starkregen, Sturmböen und Hagel gebracht. ⛈️ In Piemont und der Lombardei fielen teils bis zu 130 Liter Regen pro Quadratmeter. #Unwetter #Italien #Norditalien #Gewitter #Starkregen