Kid slipped on a banana speell.

It’s devastating to me that my kid is still so young and yet already so much better at clubbing than me (I assume, I’ve never really been clubbing to judge against. It’s mostly just this with champagne, yes?)

My kid may or may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you can certainly tell he wants it.

Threw baby his first surprise sting operation.

Don’t tell his mom, but I’m secretly training my kid to be the Coyote who actually takes out his Road Runner. ACME discipline. Real-world physics. Maybe no TNT. 🧨

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

Haven’t checked the parenting books, but teaching my kid spoons are instruments first and utensils second feels like a recipe for an eating disorder. On the bright side, at least it’ll be on tempo.

Raising him to survive the economy of tomorrow. Step one: infiltrate the robots. Step two: unionize.

Teaching my kid method acting by lying about when he’s on tape. He’s either gonna be a phenomenal actor or a guy who spends the next 40 years having flop-sweat nightmares he can’t quite explain.

▶️ WATCH: "I thought it was pretty disgraceful behaviour." On GB News last night I condemned the bloke who verbally abused Chancellor Rachel Reeves when she was trying to conduct an open air press conference.

According to social media posts, John Moore of Norwich threatened to 'permanently take out the city's mayor and his family. https://www.wfsb.com/2026/05/20/norwich-man-arrested-threatening-permanently-take-out-mayors-family-posts-show/ 

May a Relaxing and Peaceful weekend be upon you. Unclench your jaw, drink some water, and take a deep breath. You're doing great 💜🖖🏿 #booksky #blacksky #momentofzen #relaxingmoment #yougotthis #peaceandlove #staynerdy

Don't be fooled by the clear skies and warm weather - it's still March and this is England. We always get this - a brief show of what's to come and then back to rain, hail and cold weather. Fool's Summer. Ah, the joys of living in the UK!

Pack your bags and your favorite bookmark. Our new issue features an LGBTQ+ bookcrawl through local shops like BookBurn Cafe and Social and Tombolo Books that build community one chapter at a time. We also preview big changes for Dunedin Pride plus local news and events.

Let’s go bitches. #perimenopause #timeline #bitch #standforsomethinggood #foryou

As a teenager in East Berlin, Tim Eisenlohr joined an underground environmental movement to share information that the government wanted kept secret. His arrest by Stasi officers sparked public outrage. Learn more in a new short video: retroreport.org/topics/cold-...

Writing. Typing. Designing. Photographing. Videoing. Editing. Scheduling. And plenty more besides. Our media team is just that. A team. Thank you to everyone who has played a role this year in our biggest ever media effort. 2025/26 ✅ 2026/27 🔜

In the realm where dreams are woven into lines, an artist's hand becomes a conduit for the intangible to take shape. With each stroke of graphite or ink, worlds come alive upon the canvas or paper, a delicate dance of creation guided by the heart's rhythm. Through the motion of hand and the gaze ...

Here is a Sunday Musical & Democracy Treat...Hungary’s parliament sings “Ode to Joy” — the anthem of Europe — after Péter Magyar is sworn in as Hungary's prime minister. Hungary is once again a proud member of the European Union.

Like and comment on this video if you want us to release a full version of this song! This might just be our favorite song by The Rolling Stones. Wild Horses has such an emotional draw and in our experience, songs that can make you feel something are the ones that become timeless classics.

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MAGA - Manipulating America’s Gullible A**holes. When will they wake up or are they finally!! 🤔

If you could fly anywhere (real or mythical) where would you go? #dragon #grokimagine

Sony put out a trailer celebrating 80 years of being "a creative entertainment company backed by technology." Check it out here! #Sony #PlayStation #Gaming $SONY

Bologna 1-3 Aston Villa 💥💥 WATKINS AT THE DOUBLE 👊 Smash and Grab 🔥 Finish Strong  #AVFC

🔴 In Podil, as a result of a hostile attack, the "Zavertailo" establishment was damaged - windows were broken According to the owner, Stanislav Zavertailo, the establishment is not operating today. Miraculously, the interior showcases were not damaged.

@chsscotland.bsky.social is now PIF TICK re-certified. This means its health information continues to be: - Evidence-based - Up-to-date - Easy to use and understand Get PIF TICK certified: lnkd.in/eURpbSfF See our directory of Trusted Information Creators at piftick.org.uk/health-topics/

BTS AMA Busta Rhymes www.instagram.com/reel/DYyeEoG...

#Maga #trump #trending #viral #fyp #congratulations #Liberals #democrats #conservatives #news #today

What is within your control? #control #stoicism #mindset #wellbeing www.stoicmoments.com

Shawn's favorite things. Jesus and this #serum ❤️‍🔥 1 Thessalonians 5:18 (NIV) states: "Give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus." #onlineshopping #fyp #viral #jesus #bluesky

LIVE: JD Vance fleeing Iowa back to DC after stumbling speech flop—crowd deader than a cornstalk in winter. Swiped some ethanol, now he's swerving on a drunken pig on the highway. 🌽💥🚗💨

Bij de noodopvanglocatie voor asielzoekers in Loosdrecht werd vandaag opnieuw gedemonstreerd. Verslaggever Owen O'Brien was vanmiddag voor de derde dag op rij ter plaatse. Hoe ontwikkelde de situatie zich daar? #pauwendewit

Today's Lawfare Daily is the March 21 livestream where @benjaminwittes.lawfaremedia.org sat down with @ericcolumbus.bsky.social, @rparloff.bsky.social, @annabower.bsky.social, and @mollyroberts.bsky.social to discuss the government’s response to Anthropic’s suit & more. youtube.com/live/b4I6-Qy...

A 31-year-old man named Brennan Mongan from Sewell Road in Abbey Wood, southeast London hit a Muslim woman wearing a hijab with his car. The woman was sent flying after being hit by the car.

"[Donald Trump] was too cowardly to testify at the trial to counter E. Jean Carroll's testimony ... This BS investigation has nothing to do with her testimony that was unrebutted at trial about having been penetrated by Donald Trump's hand."

Welcome to my Home away from Home at the Barclays Center Brooklyn, NY..New York Liberty/Timeless Torches #wnba #dancer #timelesstorches #nyliberty #johndericmitchell

Any game that lets me do wrestling moves is automatically a 10/10. Congrats to Crimson Desert on being a perfect video game.

Made with Depth Scanner by @blaceplugins aescripts.com/depth-scanner #aftereffects #aescripts #depthscanner 🎉 We just added Premiere support to Depth Scanner (After Effects already there)! Leverage the power of depth maps to create quick effects like artificial fog to your edits. 🌁🌫️

Portland deserves leaders who know how to work together to get stuff done, and that's exactly what my experience, education, and work has always been about!

Important conversation in the Danish parliament with Illan Pappé over het Europese project Zionisme.

U.S. research has been claiming that politicians ignore ordinary voters. The real gap in political influence lies between the general public and the ultra-wealthy — so your vote counts more than you think it does. #greatnews #yourvotecounts #vote #optimism #greatnews4u #democracy

Flashback Fridays: 9 years ago these ladies modeled for me on the boat. #SLS #TeamSuperior #SuperiorLuxuryStyle

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. GEORGE ORWELL

📢 Final Call! The Lancet Countdown Africa is recruiting Working Group Leads to advance research on health and climate change across the continent. 📅 Deadline: 19 Dec 2025 🔗 Apply now: buff.ly/pzQPfRi

Why would American tax payers paying $1.8 billion to convicted felons, traitors, pedophiles be a problem? 🤷‍♂️ It goes beyond "let them eat cake", it's literally Epstein class F*king Americans on the national scale. Please by all means Republicans keep going. F*ck around and see.

What advice would you give your younger self? For Nicole Langa, the journey in science has been filled with challenges, breakthroughs & inspiration. From childhood dreams to a researcher at IWMI, she creates impacts on digital storytelling for water systems. #WomenInScience

Relentless pursuit 😤

Waiting for the phone call to perform at Trump's Freedom 250.

Kerry's Preparing the Show, With Another Hidden Stash for Lunch Too! #rfh #radiofromhell #rfhpodcast #radiofromhellpodcast #kxrk #x96.3 #x96fm #fmradio #morningshow #talkshow #morningtalkshow #radioshow #billallred #kerryjackson #ginabarberi #listeners #caitysolo #radio #slcradio #talkradio

True Blue Paints

Me hice pensar en esta reina icónica.

Busy doing my hair

Türkiye [1] - 0 North Macedonia - Orkun Kökcü 2'

Inside Queensland parliament Rob Katter was trying to circumvent David Crisafulli's gag on abortion criminalisation with a MS-2 Step medication disallowance motion. Outside the pair & Jarrod Bleijie were copping it. #qldpol

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New video of Hudson at the Bell Media Upfront red carpet! via mrwillwong

No one wants to kill Joe.

The Angels and Rockies are playing a hideous game of baseball tonight. There have been lots of walks, hit-by-pitches and errors and now a bullpen meltdown by the Angels. Hunter Goodman's three-run homer puts Colorado up in the 8th inning.