My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

Welcome back to everybody’s favorite game show: IS IT 💩?

Gonna get Toddles a starter job as one of those night elves that fixes shoes. I figure since it’s magic it kind of sits outside the whole “child labor law” system, and his bedtime already lives in the land of myth, so 🤷‍♂️🧝

I don’t know if this is just because I’ve been reading him M. Night Shyamalan scripts for bedtime but I feel like every conversation with my toddler has a twist ending.

Toddler won’t nap because he’s hopped up on horse (please don’t quote this without the video).

My kid may or may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you can certainly tell he wants it.

One of the most important parenting skills is knowing when to say no to your toddler — ideally before they get their tiny little hands on a sharp knife.

Rubik: “separate all the colors on my magical cube to prove you’ve got a high IQ.” Nice try, eugenics propaganda dweeb, but I don’t think I will.

Part of being a parent is figuring out how to let your tiny frustrations out without your kid ever feeling it—or even noticing it in the first place. For example, if you can convince them you’re playing vampire, you never have to explicitly tell them they suck. #EverybodyWins

As a millennial father, I feel it’s my duty to end each night by imparting one drop of foundational life wisdom gleaned from all those hours spent with my best and only childhood friends, the X-Men. Tonight’s lesson: “people fear what they don’t understand.”

Trump Endorses Ken Paxton in High-Stakes Texas Senate Showdown Against Cornyn The Texas Republican establishment is indeed embroiled in a full-scale MAGA political war just days before the May 26, 2026, Senate runoff between incumbent John Cornyn and Ken Paxton. Read the full story at NewsLink7.com

Trump-Xi Beijing Summit Erupts Over Taiwan as Xi Warns of Possible U.S.-China Conflict, Rubio Reaffirms Unchanged U.S. Taiwan Policy. 👉 Read the full story at NewsLink7.com #Taiwan #TrumpXiSummit #USChinaRelations #XiJinping #MarcoRubio #WorldNews #News #Noticias

🚨 MASS PRAYER MOVEMENT IN AMERICA & LONDON 🙏 Something extraordinary is happening. After Trump’s recent speech in America and the huge march in London, thousands gathered together publicly to pray the Lord’s Prayer — but mainstream media barely covered it.

Historian Dr. Gerald Horne joins Africa Today on war, empire, Africa’s role, race, and a shifting global order. Listen on kpfa.org Communist Party USA (remixed), CC BY 3.0 #KPFA #AfricaToday #GeraldHorne #Africa

I'm hoping the rain 🌧 here will end soon so I can take my daily walk.🚶‍♂️In the meantime, I'm stuck inside with a hyperactive Molly! 😺😺😺 #CatsOfBlueSky #CatsAreFamily #Caturday

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Trump Confirms U.S. Strike against Venezuela and the Capture of Venezuela President Nicholas Maduro and his wife. #news #politics #venezuela #trump #worldnews

Broadband speeds are still far too slow in large parts of North Shropshire and rural residents and businesses have been left behind by the botched Project Gigabit contract delivery.

Businesses small and large need predictability to succeed. Donald Trump's chaos and recklessness make that impossible.

In 2012 the only elected president in Egypt's history, Mohammad Morsi, came to power. Later that year Israel attacked Gaza. Morsi was able to negotiate a ceasefire in 8 days. In 2013 he was removed from power in aku by the US trained and funded military. Detailed video available via 🔗 in bio.

New podcast episode: Meta Earns Record $56B, Cuts 8K Jobs to Fund $145B AI Full episode in the reply. #AI #Podcast #LLM

Ghoul-Gesh is back and Halloween Week is almost here!!! Join us next week on Cole TV for our 5th Annual Halloween Week where some of the most spooktacular content coming your way! It all kicks off Monday October 27th! #coletv #halloween #thisishalloween #spookyseason #halloweenweek

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Veel politieagenten zijn door Baskische nationalisten met Palestijnse wapens vermoord. De sterke reactie is dan ook nauwelijks verrassend. Het trauma zal waarschijnlijk langdurige gevolgen hebben.

Los Policías han acompañado a los ultras del Leganés tras ser interceptados en los aledaños de Riazor. Aquí se puede ver parte del recorrido por el Paseo Marítimo de A Coruña #acoruña #coruña #lacoruña #galicia #quincemil15000

Those are some serious kicks! #cats #catsofbluesky #thedessertcrew #twitchclips #youtube #twitch #tabbycats #video

“In Alberta their democracy is being attacked, their healthcare is being attacked, their public school system undermined and 3 million people have been doxed! When Jason Kenney and I are on same page you know we are in the end times!” @charlieangus104.bsky.social OShow 🇨🇦 youtu.be/GGxeyRaFcJk?si…

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Now let’s see how many Nazis we have to contend with. Let’s see how many vote for Paxton during this election. Let’s see those real American 🪶Patriots show us how they support their candidate. Gods Chosen Politician vs Nazi Paxton Should be an easy layup, right? 🏀 Let’s Go 🔵 Tala Ricooooooo~!🗣️

Every single time we hit a girls' school with a Tomahawk missile, a Raytheon executive makes a profit.

If you're willing to help me care for rescued dogs, you can donate via: GoFundMe link below ⬇️ gofund.me/749c11feb Thank you all for your prayers, love and support!

⚾💥 25 July 2024 💥⚾ Game: Regular Season Pitcher: Matt Moore (L) - Los Angeles Angels Batter: Tyler Nevin (R) - Los Angeles Angels The Play: 1-0, 0 outs, top of 6th, Athletics up 6-5 The Pitch: 79.8 mph changeup Final: Athletics won 6-5 in 9 innings

午後のソフトロック！ご冥福をお祈りいたします🩷今どうしてるかなと思い出した時に長年検索していた永遠の歌姫。わかった時が亡くなった時とは！彼女のMY泣ける曲は沢山ありますが、この曲は一番泣けます🩷絵本の中で Love in the picture クロディーヌ・ロンジェ1971

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That Demented Felon MUST BE STOPPED #endlesswar #iran #congress #blacksky

Have you heard a brawler game from Malaysia called Gigabash by @gigabashgame.bsky.social just released a new DLC for their game? You heard em right, Gigabash just dropped a new DLC featuring new story content to Gigaman along with 2 new characters and 2 new battle stages

The Lylat language of Star Fox 64 (Lylat Wars in the European version) has a very amusing sound, just like that of the Star Fox game (Star Wing in the European version) on Super Nintendo. Unfortunately for North America, the Lylat language is only available in Europe. #StarFox #Nintendo

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Indiana head coach Curt Cignetti on his viral facial expressions: "I don't even know the camera is on me." 😉 @AndyStaples x @AriWasserman

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I may have taken liberties with Cedric's character, but I think the vibe is correct! (Game: Snufkin: Melody of Moomin Valley by @hypergames.no ) #moominvalley #snufkin

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I shouldn't be surprised that Romero tried to work with what he knew when he wrote the script. I just didn't expect the documentary to be picking b-roll footage from my brain for depicting it.

Nathaly Kalantar warns against cultural appropriation in games. To portray cultures respectfully, she advises developers to do their research and talk directly with people from those cultures. A better way to pitch cultural games: www.youtube.com/live/SlLgf7Z...

Hugo Duarte warns against overusing technical jargon when pitching. Investors and governments prefer common language they understand. Swap "vertical slice" for "demo" or "prototype" to keep your message clear.543 🔗 Watch the full video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOx2... #IndieGameDev

President #Trump excels at making promises.

What are the hard truths of global health? From Peter Sands, executive director of the Global Fund, to Zipline Africa CEO Caitlin Burton, we sat down with 11 global health leaders to find out which trends the sector is refusing to accept. #globalhealth #globalfund #zipline

Benthodytes maybe? I see no face fingers so not Enypniastes @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 927 #Doldrums #MarineLife

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I heard from families, farmers, & butchers across Upstate NY on how beef monopolies are driving up prices. I’m leading @democrats.senate.gov in the Family Grocery & Farmer Relief Act to break up meatpacking monopolies & stop these unfair practices that rig the game against working families.

#GregBovino Part 1. Part 2 in the comments. #ICE #USBorderPatrol

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Dear old Patricia the gift that keeps on giving You’d think she’d be used to it by now I hear it’s the only gig she can get these days appearing in someone else’s dream I doubt she was even headlining With each reissue of Floodland her cover portrait becomes fainter Soon she will disappear entirely

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Good morning from this lovely canary: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/aww/s/9e4a...

MAGA Woman upset after seeing pride flags in DC