“Why do we fall, Bruce?” So we can learn to bump our heads. Also, my name’s not Bruce. Sorry—I’ve fallen down a lot.

All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. In some cases, in the rare and demanding role of ‘Mama Who Must Sing With Me With the Kitty.’ An unconventional play, to be sure, and not one of Shakespeare’s best, which perhaps explains its omission from the canon.

Pop? Corny.

Neuroscientifically speaking, every time you remember something you’re rewriting the memory—like a photocopy of a photocopy—which means, technically, this is applied neuroscience, not gaslighting my toddler.

Welcome back to everybody’s favorite game show: IS IT 💩?

My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

Teaching my kid method acting by lying about when he’s on tape. He’s either gonna be a phenomenal actor or a guy who spends the next 40 years having flop-sweat nightmares he can’t quite explain.

Toddler won’t nap because he’s hopped up on horse (please don’t quote this without the video).

🎶 Baby’s Sharp do do do do do do 🎶

My child may never know what it means to be a “spoony bard,” & neither may his mother, and neither may you, but it’s from Final Fantasy IV and the point is I’m spending time with my him instead of playing video games, and as a man, I believe that entitles me to some form of medal or parade, yes?

In my ongoing "If I were a billionaire" series, I would have ads like this flooding everyone's screens all of the time: #EnergySky

❗️“Active diplomatic work is underway with partners in the EU to bring Ukraine’s membership in the bloc closer, — Zelenskyy. The President also stated that Ukraine is preparing new sanctions decisions: both long-range and legal ones.”

Donald Trump is New York today to rally with Rep. Mike Lawler, one of the most vulnerable House Republicans. We're outside the event with a mighty group of protestors. "Mike Lawler grow a spine, you're working on the people's time!"

CDC warning about a surge in tick bites across the U.S. Mindy Basara explains where the biggest surge is located in today's Medical Minute. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/cdc-warns-rising-tick-bites-disease-risk/71126415 

Randomness boosts quantum computing! UNM research shows adding randomization can *improve* performance despite noise—a big step for stability. ⚛️ #quantumcomputing Source: https://phys.org/news/2026-05-randomization-quantum-presence-noise.html

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#Sports,New #York #City,tickets,World #Cup,lottery,zohran #mamdani Origin | Interest | Match

#BookSky #WriteSky #Books #Authors #WritingCommunity

Moar tests

That’s a pretty good pitch from Flau’jae. And she asked for Josh Naylor’s autograph. Aww! #Mariners #SeattleStorm

Sunday Snuggles.

Thank you Daniel. 🦋🦋🦋🦋

Discover how a #ConnectedEnterprise drives #ResponsibleTransformation! By uniting all business functions, Altum helps streamline operations and boost decision-making. 🌟 Ready to elevate your business? Let’s ride the #AltumWave together! 🌊 #OperationalEfficiency #BusinessGrowth

I’m not gonna lie—starting something like this later in life comes with huge hesitation of a should I? Is it too late? But over time, the things you never try start to weigh heavier than the fear. 🏴‍☠️ I’m doing it! Wish me luck ! #captainthaisparrow #piratesofthecaribbean #captainjacksparrow

Hello. BREAKING news. In the form of a teaser. Signups soon. I will be begging.

This government has neglected and refused to build social housing for years. Their plans will result in more people driven deeper into poverty. It's FF-FG policy to increase rents, that's why rents are being hikes in councils across Dublin. #HousingCrisis

Louisiana residents gathered to protest the proposed congressional map being debated in the House. If approved, the map could go to the governor's desk today. https://tinyurl.com/346czknz

#Repost #TrumpIsAConvictedFelon

🫶It's never too late to give to🔥Safe Team = Successful Mission🔥—Tooniacs—3 Years Strong!!💥 For the @ 1usc_army (X) 1st Unmanned Systems Center ! 👀And the partner @lorelei0502.bsky.social has some persuasive arguments 😳😉🤣 #SlavaUkraini #UkraineWillWin L💙VE Ukraine 💛 🪙Mine Toonies⤵️

Bitcoin holders may not need to sell anymore 👀 Borrow against BTC, spend globally, earn passive rewards, and keep your Bitcoin exposure alive. The old HODL strategy might be evolving. #Bitcoin #BTC #Crypto #CryptoNews

Fired Up Fiero universityxp.com/pod... #gamesbasedlearning #gamedesign #gaming #gamedevelopment #gamification #gbl #games4ed #gamificationoflearning #edgames

A wild fox in northern BC stopped to listen when driver started whistling

#oil #prices #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/4w7dyyw7

How most Americans feel right now about the regime right now.

🇮🇷 A call to the West has been made by exiled Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi in Odesa: "40,000 Iranians have not died for the Strait of Hormuz or a nuclear deal."

Meteor explodes over Massachusetts, NASA confir For daily global news videos, please visit Ranked.News/videos

Progress isn’t always about the outcome. Sometimes it’s about the courage to show up, take a step, and keep going.

Fashion Show 03.16.2026 Thank you, @madcat.studios , It was Great being your Model Tonight. Beautiful Jewelry 💎❤️ #brasileira #model #brandambassador #ugccontentcreator

Dr @terencekeel.bsky.social of UNCA talks about US death records and public accountability in his latest book, "The Coroner's Silence" ( @beaconpress.bsky.social , 2025) Hear more of this chat at: thefinalstrawradio.noblogs.org/post/2026/04...

Mothers Against Genocide Scotland 23 Months Over 17,000 children killed Say their names Demand justice #stopthegenocide

Northern Cardinal at the #HarrisBirdCam 🪶

RUSH is absolutely SEETHING. Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS + HBO Max

Long range sanctions are the only thing that Moscow apparently pays any attention to.

Do I look as nervous as I was? 😅 #levelup #streaming

I’ve added a new labyrinth room to my dark fantasy game, Crimson Rest. Its layout changes with every new moon, making it even harder to solve. What should I add next? ➡️ Wishlist 'Crimson Rest' on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3993140 #darkfantasy #indiedev #gamedev #psx #godot

"The Church" has always been an Enemy of Science. Simply, because; "Science" has always sought to Free The Mind from bondage of Control.. BuuuT, even ThÅt analysis; is fraught with Error, because.. MIND CONTROL FROM THE CHURCH iiiS Science.

Made the dungeons in my ARPG roguelite a bit prettier and I'm testing how the slaughtering feels 😊 #screenshotsaturday #indiegame #ARPG #Roguelite #hackandslash

Tan linda Lune, cuidando a Gustave / Lune looks so cute taking care of Gustave #Expedition33

Tohle se neomrzí

🤖AI Fever: On Wall St, Job Losses On Main St 💊Cancer Breakthrough: Promising New Drug 🇮🇷Iran: Negotiation Standstill, Hormuz Blocked 🇮🇱Trump To Bibi: “What the F-K are you doing?” 💸Trump: Tax Probe, Slush-Fund Blocked 📺 60 Minutes: Scott Pelley Blasts New Mgmt. open.substack.com/pub/giserman...

Not LA Knight asking Pearce if he’s feeling UCEY 💀 #WWERAW

⭕Une femme #Palestinienne a subi des blessures légères hier soir après que des milices de colons #Israéliens ont attaqué son véhicule près de la ville #d'Hébron, dans le Sud de la #Cisjordanie occupée. #Quds-News-Network

After 60, your body needs 39% more insulin effort just to do the same job. Read that again.

Watching Your Son Fight!!! #mma #detroit #charliegtv #charliegtvstreetinterviews #ufc

Fuck me. How fucking embarrassing, you don’t repent for me you absolute tossers. How about asking the gods to forgive Israel for its genocide and land grabbing?

Commissioned in 1604, the King James Bible sought to unify religious groups with a single translation. Published in 1611, it's a cornerstone of English literature. Interestingly, its benefactor often called another man his "sweet child and wife." #BibleHistory #LiteraryLegacy

Reminder that Trump’s DOJ would rather out every survivor than admit he is the files. The Trump-Epstein Reading Room is now open to see for yourself. @thetrumpsonian.bsky.social

Good Job Netherlands... (... blowing Taylor Swift kisses)

☕🌞 Bon mardi, chère Cyn! Merci beaucoup pour tes mots aujourd'hui! Je suis honoré de faire part de tes journées. J'apprécie beaucoup ta présence également. J'espère que cette journée saura t'apporter de nombreux sourires, bénédictions et joie. Je te souhaite un beau mardi! 🫂💞

🎤 In this edition of our #arts24 music show, Jennifer Ben Brahim sits down with sibling duo The Lemon Twigs to discuss their unmistakable harmonies and their signature blend of #pop, #folk and psychedelic #rock. Catch the full interview here ➡️ https://go.france24.com/sdOc