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Ok, in my defense, there was no way to know that building my toddler a small ping-pong ball rifle and teaching him to shout “Expelliarmus!” every time he fired it could have negative consequences.

Just thinking about how funny it would’ve been if, right after saying “The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff,” Carl Sagan had ripped a massive fart.

Childhood developmental specialists: Is it a good or bad sign that my toddler developed “knife permanence” first?

Pop? Corny.

Technically at the end of this video I sing-song’ed “back away,” but the caption auto-generated it as “taco wee,” and I gotta say, as a professional writer of silly little word combinations, this is the first time I was genuinely afraid my job could be done better by a robot.

Teaching my kid method acting by lying about when he’s on tape. He’s either gonna be a phenomenal actor or a guy who spends the next 40 years having flop-sweat nightmares he can’t quite explain.

Don’t tell his mom, but I’m secretly training my kid to be the Coyote who actually takes out his Road Runner. ACME discipline. Real-world physics. Maybe no TNT. 🧨

It’s important to give your kids a healthy sense of self-esteem. Sometimes that means helping them with a puzzle and congratulating them like they did it themselves. Sometimes it means stuffing them in a sack and calling them a leg genius.

In which my son demonstrates an early aptitude for our people’s most ancient tradition: complaining, even when everything is going great.

God moves however He wants, even outside of your denominational box #eyesonjesus #church #presenceofgod #revival #identity

Breeze Airways, today announced four new routes from Atlantic City International Airport (ACY) with one-way fares starting from just $49.

SBS operators were the first in the world to shoot down a Shahed with FPV interceptor from an unmanned surface platform🇺🇦 The use of surface carriers to deploy interceptor drones expands the capabilities of countering air threats and forms an additional echelon of protection for Ukrainian cities #War

Global Sumud Flotilla activists arrived in Turkey on Thursday after being released from Israeli detention, with several participants alleging they suffered torture, humiliation, and violent beatings while in custody. Footage shared following their arrival showed a number of activists with visible

Congress in 2025 was the least productive in decades. In 2026 we have a chance to change that. That starts in Arizona's 1st Congressional District. We are going to flip this seat and the House blue and actually get to work.

Keir Starmer s'acomiada de Pep Guardiola, a qui qualifica d'"heroi" https://www.ara.cat/esports/futbol/l-adeu-pep-guardiola-victoria-gunner-arriben-cambra-dels-comuns_25_5742988.html

A Special Edition Lair Poetry Corner!! Ode to Storm,Goddess, Thief, Mutant, Queen by Steven Leyva #booksky #blacksky #poetry #nerdypoetry #blerd #staynerdy

Mr. Bezos says taxing billionaires won’t help pay teachers. I’m happy to test that theory. My plan: 1. A 2–3% annual wealth tax on fortunes over $50 million 2. Reform capital gains taxes 3. Strengthen estate taxes

Jarrod Bleijie could be a future Queensland premier. His behaviour reminds me of someone... #qldpol

Unbelievables Interview with Geoff Johns & Peter Tomasi on YT & Podcast Apps! *The Trillion Dollar Kid #1, 6/17 (FOC 5/25) *The Official Guidebook #3, 6/3 *Hornsby & Halo #0, 5/27 *The Rocketfellers #0, 5/20

Who is more violent, MAGA (the right) or the LEFT? Full debate here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGtx...

Great visit to CSU Los Angeles today! 🚀 Biotech founders & entrepreneurs: check out LA BioSpace: state-of-the-art wet labs+workspace. Don’t miss the FREE 5-wk LA BioStart Boot Camp! Kudos to LEEAF for supporting small biz + plus green hydrogen training, Prison Graduation Initiative and more!

[ 🇺🇸 ÉTATS-UNIS | 🇮🇳 INDE ] 🔸 « L'Inde peut compter sur moi et sur notre pays à 100 %. S'ils ont besoin d'aide, ils savent où appeler, ils appellent directement ici » - Donald Trump.

I asked the Prime Minister to allow Labor MPs a free vote on banning gambling advertising. His response? The same old guff to sidestep the uncomfortable reality that he’s the one holding this reform back #auspol #politas

#trump #colbert #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/upnmmjsu

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Ukrainian mother and child going for a walk in the park, which then brutally turns in hiding under a tree to escape FPV drones.

PiSowcy robili wały na pandemii, na wojnie, a nawet na węglu, którego nie da się spalić! Jest zawiadomienie do prokuratury ws. afery węglowej z 2022 roku. Zamiast wydobywać polski węgiel woleli kupić bezużyteczny węgiel z Kazachstanu. Strata? 1,5 mld zł. To się nie mieści w głowie!

Kaczyński i reszta PiSowców przekonują, że są jednością. Tymczasem wychodzi Ryszard Terlecki i nazywa Mariusza Kamińskiego "słabym ministrem". Po pierwsze, Kamiński był tragicznym ministrem. A po drugie, PiS ma tyle samo wspólnego z jednością, co i z uczciwością.

Yesterday, RNIB handed in their Out of Sight petition, calling for better provision of rehabilitation services to blind and partially sighted people. With an incredible 48,484 signatures, the petition was handed in following a cane walk, which included blind athlete and public speaker Rob Sears.

Diese trans Veteranin erzählt bei @ms.now , dass sie Listen von Bundesstaaten hat, in die sie nicht reist, weil schon ein Kinobesuch oder jede andere Unternehmung das Problem aufwirft, beim Gang auf die Toilette sich "strafbar zu machen".

⭕ Destruction massive dans les habitations civiles et les infrastructures de la ville de #Habboush, dans le Sud du #Liban, à la suite d'attaques #Israéliennes. #Quds-News-Network

MY BESTIE IS ON HER WAY AND I HAVENT SEEN HER SINCE 2022 CHAT LET US CLAP 💖💖💖

Transform your world with SignJunky! 🐉✨ Spark your space with dragons, unicorns, cosmic gryphons, and celestial vibes! These USA-made metal signs are your daily reminder of sovereignty and endless imagination. Dive into the 5th dimension only at SignJunky.com! 🌌 #SignJunky

Series or Movies .. share a comment What's on and you're watching in your home .. maybe your pet(s) likes snuggling for a watch with you. 🥰🥰🥰 #movies #series #streaming #luckythepracticecorgi

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And another video from #Bowie at the #Lighthouse in #London Just sensory Joy “You’re Not Alone” #BowieForever #AutisticExperience

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Somewhere in Ukraine What does defiant hope look like? It looks like this. Pre-order the book: Preorder your copy hfu.org/defianthope/

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The Triangle of Madness will not let any drama tear the strands of their toxic web #AEWCollision is LIVE on TNT and HBO Max

Michiganders are bearing the costs of Trump’s cuts to health care and Republicans’ refusal to address the health care affordability crisis. We must extend the Affordable Care Act premium subsidies to give Americans some financial relief right now.

Houston Humane Society marked a monumental moment Tuesday as they celebrated the opening of a major veterinary expansion, located about two miles apart from the standard Humane facility. Leaders say the expansion will help the nonprofit increase low-cost animal care by 30%.

Story Time I hired repo companies to find vehicles… and somehow none of them could find them. No tracker = no repo apparently. So now I’m asking a serious question… How did repo companies forget how to actually find cars? #StoryTime #RepoLife #CarRepossession #CarBusiness

Wait, what!? Happy Birthday, Lene! I hope you had a lovely day <3

Fascists love to sell the gullible on the bullshit that poor people are their enemy. #progressive

Today is #WorldHeartDay! 🫀The #Science Bank has several #heart models which can be used instead of #animal #organ #dissection for heart #anatomy / #comparativeanatomy. 🫀 #hearts #humanescience #humaneeducation #teachers #scienceeducation #science #lifesciences #anatomy #biology #scienceteachers #k12

How did Iran get so good at frying trump in these Lego videos? 👍👍👍 "You need the market to drop Need the oil to crash Then you buy at the bottom Flip it for cash Iran still here, The Strait still closed Fake clown exposed... Decompose." #Iran #lego #Trump #reel #reels #video

I look so pretty here, just ignore the mental illness babble coming from my mouth 😅

Come join me! twitch.tv/ScarfyConly

Happy International Pickle Day!! 🥒✨ We have at least one serious pickle fan at the studio (can you guess who it is?), which has made its way into Capy Castaway as one of our neon signs.

I know how to reduce crime! I’ve done it before!

He doesn't LIE! #democracy #carney ##pierrepoilievre #trump #Canada #beyonddemocracy

So…Iran’s military has not been obliterated, which he just said a few days ago that it was, and their navy is not at the bottom of the sea. Shocker…Trump lied 😱 🙄

On this day in 2025, Kayla: “You know I have always felt like John was my brother. It’s been like a good part of four decades that John Black has been my family.” #DAYS #DOOL #Stayla #Jarlena

I got some video to show off the metallics in my diptych. A4 sized, on thick watercolour paper, created using alcohol markers, pastel pencils & metallic pens. Here's '"Fuck You, Stede Bonnet." And Fuck ICE.' in action. #FandomMarket www.32auctions.com/organization...

Had no idea I needed this vibe fam We embodied the #cozy tonight on #stream Cute animals in #CozyCaravan Need I say more? Huge thanks to @jenthereaper681.bsky.social @meggeys for the #raids tonight! Look forward to more #comfy next time! #Eldenwood #VTuber #VTuberEN #neko

ew... you can imagine how miserable this mf is irl

Jerome Powell Accepts JFK Profile in Courage Award, Warns Against Abuse of Power [Edit] "As John Adams wrote: 'Ours is a government of laws, not of men." He adds that democratic institutions take time to build but can be torn down all too quickly. May 31, 2026 www.c-span.org/clip/public-... C-SPAN

🇩🇰🇺🇸 Die dänische Premierministerin Mette Frederiksen warnt vor einer gezielten Untergrabung der Demokratie durch Technologiegiganten und künstliche Intelligenz. Nach ihrer Aussage kooperieren die Konzerne aktiv mit politischen Kräften gegen demokratische Strukturen.