Welcome back to everybody’s favorite game show: IS IT 💩?

Rubik: “separate all the colors on my magical cube to prove you’ve got a high IQ.” Nice try, eugenics propaganda dweeb, but I don’t think I will.

All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players. In some cases, in the rare and demanding role of ‘Mama Who Must Sing With Me With the Kitty.’ An unconventional play, to be sure, and not one of Shakespeare’s best, which perhaps explains its omission from the canon.

My kid erected a Magnatile monument to instability. It didn’t last long, but I’d like to think that in collapse, it achieved immortality.

Things got pretty sentimental telling my son he’s going to be a big brother. But there are practical concerns too. Lotta logistics. Double the car seats. Double the daycare. And a preternaturally verbal witness to silence if we ever want to successfully convince the new one he’s adopted.

It can be difficult to stay in shape as an old dad, but the key is just to find a way to incorporate your kid into the workout, and be ready for a small but noticeably life-altering injury about once every three reps.

Part of being a parent is figuring out how to let your tiny frustrations out without your kid ever feeling it—or even noticing it in the first place. For example, if you can convince them you’re playing vampire, you never have to explicitly tell them they suck. #EverybodyWins

This year for Valentine’s Day, our toddler whacked his mother in the head so hard that it made *me* look good. Mostly just in comparison to him, and can’t rule out her head injury as a factor — but either way, what a naughty little wingman.

And people said I was a fool, A FOOL, to make my baby stay up all night watching The Chair Company on a loop.

Raising a child in Southern California is basically the same as anywhere else—just with a bit more emphasis on earthquake and fire prep. That’s where the Skymall neck massager and the Skymall flame-retardant neck massager really shine.

Yeah, this looks kinda scary. Police forces are using pepper spray combined with fireworks. #Serbia #Protest #Repression Video source: www.instagram.com/reel/DNbgrWd...

With 516 points this is the moment DARA became the winner of the 70th Eurovision Song Contest singing Bangaranga for Bulgaria Congratulations to DARA and congratulations to Bulgaria Eurovision Eurovision

Since Trump took office, American men have shockingly lost 155,000 jobs. Blue-collar sectors are completely collapsing under his watch #politics #economy #jobs #news #Trump

#LookAroundYou Series 2, Episode 4 - Food PEALY: Like this clever idea - recycled food, made using the leftovers from hotels and hospitals. PAM: But don't worry, because none of this food will be going to waste. As you can see it's all being eaten by Tony Parker, better known as the… (1/2)

Jarrod Bleijie could be a future Queensland premier. His behaviour reminds me of someone... #qldpol

Unbelievables Interview with Geoff Johns & Peter Tomasi on YT & Podcast Apps! *The Trillion Dollar Kid #1, 6/17 (FOC 5/25) *The Official Guidebook #3, 6/3 *Hornsby & Halo #0, 5/27 *The Rocketfellers #0, 5/20

Are you curious about how powder coatings adhere so firmly to the surface of an object? Tiny powder coatings are evenly sprayed from a spray gun, coating the surface of an object, and then cured at high temperatures, giving the object a colorful coat. How amazing!

Great visit to CSU Los Angeles today! 🚀 Biotech founders & entrepreneurs: check out LA BioSpace: state-of-the-art wet labs+workspace. Don’t miss the FREE 5-wk LA BioStart Boot Camp! Kudos to LEEAF for supporting small biz + plus green hydrogen training, Prison Graduation Initiative and more!

Welcome Jim Ross to the commentary desk for this AEW Continental Championship Match! Watch #AEWDoN LIVE on HBO Max PPV

Thousands of RobotEra L7 humanoid robots to enter service across 10+ logistics centers performing sorting tasks #news #artificialintelligence #technology #ai #robot #robots

Lifespan and healthspan are not the same thing. Blue Zone research shows longevity comes from lifestyle. Strong relationships cut mortality risk by 50%. 👉 https://rakaposhiorganics.com/blogs/rakaposhi-organics/embracing-the-100-year-life-how-shilajit-guides-us-on-the-path-to-longevity-and-vitality

OK, if its the actual administration officials in a death match I'm buying front row seats.

I'm not sure I can translate into video how complex this was to implement, but believe me it was HARD #indiegames #zelda #nintendo64

City Slickers, 1991. Billy Crystal. This scene makes a lotta sense upon recent viewing. #genx

@jamestalarico.bsky.social 💙💙💙💙💙💙 Vote #TEXAS

PiSowcy robili wały na pandemii, na wojnie, a nawet na węglu, którego nie da się spalić! Jest zawiadomienie do prokuratury ws. afery węglowej z 2022 roku. Zamiast wydobywać polski węgiel woleli kupić bezużyteczny węgiel z Kazachstanu. Strata? 1,5 mld zł. To się nie mieści w głowie!

Mit viel Verspätung, aber hey! Um 18:00 geht es mit unserem Expert-Mode-Run in Oninaki weiter! 🤩 Heute wird's emotional... 🥺 LIVE vom lila Sofa! 💜 😈 twitch.tv/NinTacchi 👿 Ach ja ... P.S.: An wen bestimmtes 🖕🏻 #GERVtuber #Vtuber #twitch #streamergirl #gaming #oninaki #soulslike #squareenix

2/2 Also needing challenging is this Government's inability to be fair, compassionate and effective when it comes to those seeking refuge especially children who have integrated. A failure by this Government to provide fair and just process is not a failure by the applicant.

One more. See y'all tonight. 📺 NBA on Prime 🎙️ 97.1 The Ticket It’s been 18 YEARS since the #DetroitPistons made the Conference Finals 👀 Detroit NEEDS THIS 🙏#DetroitBasketball 🏀

Artists respond to today’s political issues in Jazz Gallery exhibit (Milwaukee WI) #midwestagendaartnews #milwaukeeart #politicalart #artandactivism

🟦 CLEAN FEED | 1/2 Still zero care being taken on BBC Two when exiting BBC News ch simulcast at lunchtime (Network and Wales versions shown here). Would it be too much to ask to handle this more professionally and perhaps point viewers to BBC One news or BBC News ch?

MY BESTIE IS ON HER WAY AND I HAVENT SEEN HER SINCE 2022 CHAT LET US CLAP 💖💖💖

Arvada seller is including a full 1-year home warranty at closing - appliances, HVAC, plumbing, electrical, all covered from day one. Price recently dropped too. Your buyers want peace of mind? This is the one. 6855 W 84th Way #32, Arvada CO DM me for more info.  #ColoradoRealEstate #ArvadaHomes

Sai appeared on ITV Border last week, advocating for greater support for students and the education sector in Scotland. She highlighted the challenges facing college and university students, particularly those from disadvantaged backgrounds.

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CRIME SPREE, A BUCK TAYLOR NOVEL BY CHUCK MORGAN ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Forget sleep; once you pick this book up, you won't want to put it down until it's finished. Fantastic story, and highly recommended for fans of high-octane crime thrillers. Reviewed By Anne-Marie Reynolds for Readers’ Favorite ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Crime Spree…

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🇺🇸🗣️🎙️📌Pete Hegseth posted a rather embarrassing video calling on the American public for a $1.5 trillion “generational investment” in the US defense industry.

Made with Rapid Slideshow & Presentation Maker by @kupucreativemedia aescripts.com/rapid-slides... #aftereffects #aescripts #rapidslideshowandpresentationmaker Still sequencing layers manually in After Effects?

Yesterday in @commonshealth.bsky.social we were joined by the Secretary of State for Health and Social Care, Wes Streeting. This is what we asked him...

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This Liverpool fan had the news of Arne Slot's sacking revealed to him, but he wasn't disappointed! 😮

Let’s talk Community First Economics at Bonfire Cafe in Somersworth Saturday April 25th 2-4PM!

Happy International Pickle Day!! 🥒✨ We have at least one serious pickle fan at the studio (can you guess who it is?), which has made its way into Capy Castaway as one of our neon signs.

He said that last year and still nothing!

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

Lark Voorhies was fine as hell in How to be a player (1997)

#fed #interestrates #explore #fyp #BreakingNewsUSA Full story: https://jqjo.com/article/zags8lw4

finally updated Bluesky and the “Klipy” gif selection being so terrible I had to spend 30 minutes downloading all the gifs I actually use because none of them are on this app anymore

"This lesbian has had plenty of girlfriends with penises"

Karagounis Bros – Hellas Meze Golden Smoked Whole Herring Contains Deadly Bacteria. This fish was improperly eviscerated creating a risk for Clostridium botulinum contamination, which causes botulism poisoning. #RecallAlert #FoodRecall #FishRecall #FoodSafety #HealthWarning

I got some video to show off the metallics in my diptych. A4 sized, on thick watercolour paper, created using alcohol markers, pastel pencils & metallic pens. Here's '"Fuck You, Stede Bonnet." And Fuck ICE.' in action. #FandomMarket www.32auctions.com/organization...

Ubisoft has shared a new "Reaction" video featuring actor Matt Ryan reacting to his original audition tape for Edward Kenway in 🏴‍☠️ Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag 🏴‍☠️ ! Full video 👇

Tá géarchéim tithíochta i gCorca Dhuibhne agus tá sé ag cur brú ar an gcoláiste samhraidh i mBaile an Fheirtéaraigh toisc nach bhfuil na leapacha ann chun scoláirí a choiméad i rith an tsamhraidh. jrnl.ie/7053211

A.J. Brown got that WR1 aura 🔥

China's spending of $4 trillion has literally transformed its infrastructure, from world-class high-speed rail to massive hydroelectric dams and nuclear reactors, giving you an idea of what their priorities are. Source #ChinaInvestment #Infrastructure #Shanghai #Nuclear #HighSpeedRail

A MAGA male and super secret agent 😳😳😳😳😡😡😡🤬🤬

Red Sox pitcher Payton Tolle threw the ball over his catcher’s head and Orioles manager Craig Albernaz thinks the baserunner should have been allowed to go to third

The King's Speech was a missed opportunity completely failing to address food security - critical to our national security especially in times of global instability. My Good Food Bill puts a National Food Strategy in place to support farmers & ensure stability in the supply chain & at the checkout.